May 10, 2004

MATTY O'BLACKFIVE OWES ME A BEER

... to replace the one I sprayed out my nose and all over the monitor when I read a certain post of his. He was discussing the O'Reilly interview with Ted Rall, and he kinda... went off on a tangent about what Ted Rall should be beaten with:

Sock with oranges? Katana? Chain Saw? Sawed-Off? Louisville Slugger? Ho Attitude Adjustin' Stick? Ice Pick? Meat Hook? Rusty Knife? Flamethrower? Jellyfish? Yoko Ono? Nail Gun? Chia Pet? McDonald's "Careful! The Beverage You're About To Enjoy May Be Extremely Hot." Coffee? Coach Leather Belt? Napalm? That Estrich Woman (you all know who I'm talking about)? Box Cutter Dipped in Lemon Juice? Mace? Ah, I'd just settle for an open-handed bitch slap...

I like to think of it as "what to use after you break your ClueBat over a dirtbag liberal's head".

And there's more in the comments.

God bless the Irish and their cantankerously brawlin' ways!

posted by Harvey on May 10, 2004 at 08:47 PM | Permalink | 0 Liars
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