May 18, 2004
MILLION TIMES FORWARDED E-MAIL
On a tour of Maine , the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains for some sight seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless tree hugger, wearing sandals, Hawaiian shorts, and a "Save the whales" T-shirt was struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10-foot bear .
As the Pope watched, horrified, a group of loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious tree-hugger from the bear. Then, using long clubs, the three loggers beat the bear to death and hauled it to their truck.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between loggers and environmental activists, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that?"
"It was the Pope," another replied, "he's in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all of God's wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting. Is the bait holding up okay, or do we need to go back to Portland and grab another one?"
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Funniest thing I've seen this week. I'll be chuckling for the next couple of hours.
I don't get it.
Bartender - from what I hear, you don't *ahem* get anything at all & haven't for years.
Bravo!
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