May 26, 2004

VOLUNTEERS NEEDED

Teresa of Technicalities is having a rough time of it lately:

First comes work - which pays the bills. Then when I'm done with that, I just want to put my head down somewhere and rest my neck muscles... I'd drink heavily, but I don't think that would be a good idea with the Ibuprofen I've been taking.

I can't stand seeing my beloved blogdaughter suffer, so we need people to help out by drinking heavily for her.

Any volunteers?


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Jim exemplified on May 26, 2004 10:32 AM

I'd be happy to but it's only 11:30! I mean, have some propriety.

Jim exemplified on May 26, 2004 10:33 AM

Screw it. It's five o'clock somewhere.

Bottoms up!

Teresa exemplified on May 26, 2004 10:48 AM

Wow - thanks Harvey! And Jim, you too. It's so nice of you to have a drink for me - I feel so much better. *G*

eric exemplified on May 26, 2004 11:08 AM

..I'm on the case, Harv... me and the Closet Extremist will knock back a few tonight while we shoot pool... we're on your team, Teresa... just tell us when to stop...

Madfish Willie exemplified on May 26, 2004 11:35 AM

"Never stop... don't ever give up" ~Jimmy V

Johnny - Oh exemplified on May 26, 2004 01:30 PM

"Never give up, Never Surrender!"

And remember that you are not only doing a service to Teresa, you are also doing it for the sake of your community. You see, the main reason why I drink is make sure that the vile alcohol doesn't fall into the hands of "the children(r)". Nothing is so satisfying as doing your civic duty.

Sally exemplified on May 26, 2004 03:07 PM

Poor Sis....Ibuprofen combined with alcohol has never done me any harm.... er, so you might want to ignore that comment ;-)

Blackfive exemplified on May 26, 2004 03:49 PM

*hic*

It'sh alwayyys good to 'elp.

*hiccup*

[looks below barstool]

Hey, pizsha!

Teresa exemplified on May 26, 2004 10:10 PM

I am so touched to see all of you making such sacrifices for me (no not the goat, put the knife down please!!!) I mean, consuming all that alcohol in my honor! Thank you - it's a lovely gesture! *** blowing kisses to all ***

_Jon exemplified on May 27, 2004 08:43 AM

Two things:
1. That's not how *I* "sacrifice" a goat.
2. Tylenol (acemetaphine) and alchohol should not be mixed. Ibuprofen works through the stomach (vs liver). Drink up!

Tammi exemplified on May 27, 2004 10:10 AM

Purchased a blender for the new house, so that's going. Restocked the bar (new house, new bar) so it's set.

AHHHHH - that was very good. :)

It's the very least that I can do!!

goldie exemplified on May 27, 2004 09:32 PM

OK, I'll start drinking again just for you Theresa... even though I'm not sure SSRI's and ethanol mix...

What's that you say? It just gets you drunk quicker? Well then, why didn't someone tell me before! Long Island Iced Teas all round ;). See you at Madfish Willie's.