June 09, 2004
LAST GASPS
(A PRECISION GUIDED HUMOR ASSIGNMENT)
With the war in Iraq failing to cause hundreds of thousands of civilian casualties and Bush's poll numbers looking solid, the loony left is beside itself with misery and has been resorting to increasingly bizarre behavior to get their message out. I'm sure it'll only get stranger as the election approaches. In the near future, I expect to see such things as:
Claims that the US committed "war crimes" by winning more than their fair share of Olympic gold medals.
Having a bake sale to try to keep Air America afloat. Ya gotta give 'em credit for having a really tasty hash brownie recipe, though.
Shocking America's sense of decency by staging fully-clothed anti-war protests on nude beaches.
Starting a petition to have Osama Bin Laden named as Kerry's running mate to lock the terrorist vote in a little tighter.
Threatening to post nude pictures of Michael Moore if Kerry isn't elected.
Sorry about the visual on that last one.
Insisting that the word "terrorist" be replaced by the more politically correct term "person of explosion"
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Tracked: June 9, 2004 11:27 PM
Well, I skipped this assignment because I couldn't think of anything that wasn't totally lame--I realize now that I've been setting my standards too high ;)
Yet another case of "this assignment sounded really great in my head, but..."
*shrug*
Hopefully the next one will prove easier.
yep. i think they are starting to get a bit restive. there'll be some fake number gerrymandering after the democrat convention claiming that jfk is in the lead. but it'll be bogus.
harvey, i can't forgive you for the visual, i'm ill. (as in "sick", not as in "way cool")
Sarah - may I suggest looking at pictures of your own lovely self? I find that they work wonders for restoring happy thoughts ;-)
ok, you're forgiven, and i even exempt you next time you write something so hideous.
and thank you. :)
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