June 16, 2004
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
Whenever you kiss me, nothing matters but that one instant, and all of my problems seem to disappear
(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)
... unless our braces get locked together and we have to call the paramedics again.
say, that wasn't so bad!
Ha! Nice disclaimer! Wanker!
So, let's see...
... except when we are in public and I get that "instant woody". That's kinda embarrassing.
Man, Sarah's just NEVER going to learn not to look :-)
Anyway, _Jon, aside from Sarah's rib-poking, I keep envisioning some middle-aged church lady seeing one of these and going "awwww... that's so sweet", starting to leave a comment, fainting at some spunky remark, and cracking her head open on the coffee table.
I just don't want that on my conscience :-)
Screw 'em. Damn Church ladies need a little comeuppance...and since when did you get a conscience? ;)
Let's see. Ummm, Aha!... especially if you are kissing "Mr. Happy"!
Well...Isn't that specia...Oh My GOODNESS!!!
Johnny-Oh - I got my conscience used off eBay. I think it was from some guy named Bill Clitton or something. He said it was hardly ever used.
OH CRAP! Just lost a church lady. I KNEW this would happen someday...[dialing 911]
Hey, did you know Church Ladies give great head?
Yeah, it's true. I read it in a book by some guy named Bill Clitton or something. He said it wasn't really sex, so they were allowed to do that with anyone.
it's because you're such a bad example. bikermommy says blogs are bad for my attitude. i told her, no, just Harvey's.
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