June 19, 2004

PICKING ON KENTUCKY

[A couple items from an e-mail forwarded to me by blogless brother Roy]

The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Louisville and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

and

A Kentucky State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-75.

The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"

The driver replied, "'Bout whut?"

posted by Harvey on June 19, 2004 at 06:39 AM | Permalink | 4 Liars | MTFE
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boudicca exemplified on June 19, 2004 07:38 AM

I don't know... I might even take off my earrings!

Junebugg exemplified on June 19, 2004 04:40 PM

Here in 'Bama, the last thing heard when a 4X4 pickup crashes is "Hold my beer and watch this". And Redneck foreplay is when he leans over, opens the passenger door of the truck, and says "Get in".
By the way, like your blog.

maura exemplified on June 19, 2004 09:10 PM

And how 'bout that KY state police helicopter and the Capitol Building evacuation?

Gotta love 'em, huh? Yeah, I know. I used to live there.

maura exemplified on June 19, 2004 09:10 PM

Oops. I don't think it was a helicopter. Whatever. Got rotary wing aircraft on the f-in' brain.

Anyway. Go Ernie.