July 05, 2004
BREEDING LIKE BUNNIES
Ok, remember when when Boudicca was born, and I told you that Hagrid + Steven Keaton = Mary Ann?
So what happens when it's a boy?
Don't know, because there's no picture, but thanks to the combined efforts of myself and Graumagus of Frizzen Sparks, the commenter formerly known as That1Guy is now the blogger currently known as That 1 Guy of Drunken Wisdom.
Judging from past experience, I'll guess he looks like either the Professor, the Skipper, Gilligan, or Mr. Howell. We'll find out later I suppose.
"Gee," I hear you saying, "why should I give a shit?"
Good question. First he knows how to celebrate his roots:
I am the next product of the nasty life-partnership between Harvey and Grau. Yet another blog bastard as Harvey attempts to take over the blogosphere with his sidekick prison bitch! I will be working on my profile and all the other little things, but for right now ... I Have Arrived! Ahahahahahaahaha!!!
You can just SMELL the insanity...
Then he starts lusting after perky-nipple blonde Russian tennis players. Wonder what side of the family he gets THAT from. Probably not MINE, since the bozo didn't link any pictures.
Finally, he does some good raging about about an eco-terrorist who is getting an asylum hearing in Canada, when what he deserves is to be gutshot & left for dead.
As T1G puts it:
WTF???
A truer acronym was never typed.
So I expect the rest of my blogfamily to stop over to Drunken Wisdom and drop a fuzzy little stuffed bunny rabbit into his crib (explosives optional) to welcome him to the world.
Everyone else, run like hell in the other direction, because this one's nothing but trouble.
I was waiting for his birth announcement! He's my only full blog bro! You and Grau are becoming fairly prolific... :)
Bou - ya know, there's something disturbing about that thought :-)
Aaawwwwww, Daaaadddd .... you forgot my name already! Drunken Wisdom. Or is this just some shady way to get out of paying support? "Your Honor, my blogson is Drunken Blogging. See, here's the announcement! (Waving sheet of paper with a panic stricken look on his face) I don't know this bastard!" :) That hurts deeply! I think.
And, Bou, that's just a picture that I don't want stuck in my head! =P
[punches self in face repeated which covering himself in expletives]
Damn T1G I am embarrassed, humiliated, and apologetic. I fixed the post. I am SO sorry about that. That was just me being an inattentive dumbshit.
I have NO idea how the hell that happened. I mean, OBVIOUSLY I had to go to your page several times to see what you've been blogging about, but somehow I never managed to actually LOOK at the title that was RIGHT THE FUCK in front of me.
I feel like SUCH a fucking idiot.
I'm really sorry, T1G. It'll NEVER happen again.
Hey, Harvey, no worries! I forgive, just won't forget! Really, I have. Now I have to go back and change my last post!:)
What is this "adoptee" bullshit?
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