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July 06, 2004

MICHAEL MOORES THEME SONG

If Michael Moore had a theme song, what would it be?

For some reason, I always had the big guy pegged as a Manilow fan, so it would probably go something like this:

I TELL THE LIES

I've hated Bush forever, and I told the very first lie,
I put bad film and the stretched-out truth together.
I am bullshit, and I tell the lies.

I tell the lies that make the whole world sick.
I tell the lies because I'm such a prick.
I tell the lies that make good people cry.
I tell the lies, I tell the lies.

My lies hurt deep within you
They come straight from my foul black soul.
And when my movies say that Bush is out to get you.
You must believe it's true if the Academy says it's so.

I tell the lies that make you want to hurl.
I tell the lies that make your stomach curl.
I tell the lies that make my own mom cry.
I tell the lies, I tell the lies.

Around the truth I like to dance.
In my size 200 pants
I've written cock & bull you can't believe.
Lefty hatred fills my heart
Like the bad gas in a fart.
If it's from me it's not true
From your look I can see
You can't believe my blasphemy.

I tell the lies that make you hate my guts.
You want to kick me hard right in the nuts.
I tell so many lies, but I don't care.
I tell the lies, I tell the lies

I am BULLSHIT, and I tell the LIIIIIIIES!

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Comments on MICHAEL MOORES THEME SONG

That 1 Guy exemplified on July 7, 2004 02:52 AM

Beautiful! That should win you a Grimy!

sarahk exemplified on July 7, 2004 08:45 AM

that was great.

Madfish Willie exemplified on July 7, 2004 12:49 PM

Don't laugh... but I like Barry Manilow... and fuck you if you're laughing now.

physics geek exemplified on July 8, 2004 10:15 AM

I second the Bartendey: I like Barry Manilow as well.

Harvey exemplified on July 10, 2004 12:28 AM

Barry's got talent, he's just not particularly butch.

exemplified on January 2, 2005 01:40 AM