August 03, 2004
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
My heart still skips a beat when you say your three words, giving me a rush that lasts for days and strengthens my character.
(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)
"I'm not pregnant"
Oh those are my favorite three words, followed by my favorite 4 words, "I'm getting a vasectomy."
Are they?
- "Yes, I swallow"
- "Who are you?"
- "It's only $100!"
- "Do it yourself"
- "That's not it..."
- "No. No. No."
- "Oh.My.God"
- "Yes. Yes! YES!"
:)
"Lick my pussy"
"fuck my ass"
"Please spank me!"
"Meet my twin"
[gives prize to Sally]
not wearing underwear
me so horny
Please excuse my exterme crudeness... just couldn't restrain myself this time.
MB - Crudeness? Sheee-it! Those only register about a 3 on the Bartender scale ;-)














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