August 09, 2004
WHY YES, THOSE HIP-HUGGER PANTS *DO* MAKE YOU LOOK FAT
What women's normal, up-to-the-waist pants say to me:
Look at my yummy curves... Would you like to touch this?... I'm SO delightfully feminine... Spank me!
What women's hip-hugger pants say to me:
Look at me! I'm a fashion-slave, trend-minion who distorts my otherwise beautiful, curvy ass in unnatural ways. I have no sense of style, taste, decency, or dignity. Avoid me! I am evil and diseased!
I'm being blunt, here. Hip-huggers aren't flattering. If you're too fat for them, you'll have the muffin look. If you're not too fat for them, then you've got an eating disorder, and your nasty hipbones are poking out like saddle horns.
Just. Say. No.
... to hip-huggers.
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Butter my muffin...
'fuck me runnin''''''''
I'd fuck her...... and u too.....
that's a REALLY NICE ASS...>
I think Mudfish Billie has a little too much free time on his hands.
Like I said...butt3er jny muyffin....
SPNAK MY OL ASSSSSSSSSSSS
SS,,,,
CD - either the Prozac bottle is empty, or he's trying to boost my comment-to-post ratio above 4 to 1.
Which would be kinda cool, actually ;-)
harvey, those jeans your so fond of -- not quite hip huggers, but definitely low-rise. so see, if we work 'em right, we don't look so diseased. oh. my. goodness. your should be "you're". going back to bed.
Harvey, I couldn't agree more, there is nothing I hate more then hip hugger jeans. The low rise are okay, but hip huggers are just nasty and I have yet to see a woman that wears them that makes them look good.
How in the hell did I miss this yesterday? Oh well, better late than never!
I hate high wasted jeans. Hate, hate hate. The hip huggers? Yeah I got a pair. Don't wear them all the time, not the most comfortable pair in my closet, but I gotta say, they definetly get attention when I do. Now, I do agree, if you got the "dunlap" issue, stay away from these!! But if worn with the right "assessories" they can be great!!! But if you're not into "legs" you probably miss the point.
My favorite jeans are the lowrise. Comfortable and chic. But every once in a while, when I wanna put the "girly" on I pull out the hip huggers and put on a pair of heels and hit the town.
Interesting to hear a guys point of view though!
Harvey... you have yet again inspired another post. :) My husband could not agree more and I have a story to go with that.
Huh? My hip huggers sit on my hips just below the natural curve where my waist dips in. If my waist curved OUT above them, I wouldn't wear them. Who would be foolish enough to do such a thing?
LOL - Harvey you are wonderful! Yes, I feel the same way, so does my husband. Just below the waist - fine - 2 inches down or lower - makes 99.9% of the women who wear them look like sausages tied in the middle.
The current fashion is totally unflattering to most of the people wearing it. The current problem - if you don't fit the fashion... try finding something that you CAN wear! Sheesh - it's nearly impossible.
Saddle Horns are HOT
Marty - you probably think the Starvation... er... Olsen twins look hot, too :-P
Anyway, this post was inspired by a recent trip to a public event, which was a horrifying sea of muffin-ness.
Also by several college girls who work part time at the bank, who are built all yummy, soft & cuddly, but simply are NOT flattered by the hip-hugger cut.
It's a sad way to ruin an otherwise fine ass.
And it's not that jeans have to be as high-waisted as in the picture (that was just a random "nice ass" shot I Googled), it's just that a woman's pants should "preserve the curve" instead of pinching it part way.
i thought about you this morning, Harvey. Glenn Beck was talking about an article in USA Today that said hip huggers are going out this season, and the jeans are all going to be focused on high, skinny waists. rejoice, goat-smelling curmudgeon.
Speaking of hip-huggers being silly:
http://www.ucomics.com/pricklycity/2004/08/18/
Yeah, man. YEAH!!!
Sick of damned fat girls showing their trendiness, wearing those low-rise jeans and high-cut shirts, letting it all hang out, mouth open, cow-boobs hanging.
Sick of damned gross fat chicks messin' up the scenery.
From a woman's perspective: I can't wait until low-rise jeans go out of style. Why? Because pretty much every class I'm in I'm stuck sitting behind some girl with her pants so low I can not only see her crack but her hot-pink lacy thong. Ladies: butt crack is not any more attractive on a woman than it is on your plumber. Please cover it up. And I REALLY don't want to know what your underwear looks like. Seriously.
I have a horrible time finding jeans I can wear in public (i.e., I can sit down in them without showing the people behind me my ass...ets.) Every store I go to either has only low-rise, or 95% low rise with a couple of high-rise jeans... in size 22. Grrr.
Can us guys now use this as a new smi-pornographic term?
Such as:
Damn! look at the muffins on that one!
or
(after a good night of hoggin'...done to the song)
Have you seen the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man. Now I am the butter ma....(I should probably stop while I'm behind.)
hey, my name is natasha, and i LOVE LOVE LOVE hip huggers, and plus we get the guys attention if our ass is fine and big so y not wear them? there cute and comfortable!!!and high rise are the uglyest ass pants i've ever seen!! there gross and uncomforable when there up your ass, i just HATE HATE HATE high rise so EVERYONE wear low rise (the guys like it)!!! best wishes
They may be comfy, but if you've got a
saggy belly and rolls of back-fat, the
display is fairly unappetizing.
There's nothing wrong with soft-looking
girls, but the flesh should be allowed
to assume its natural curves & not be
bunched & pinched.
Trust me. I've been ogling women since
before you were born.
I've got street cred, yo.
Great ass! But it does look like an upside-down hot air balloon. ;)
Females are the best thing in the universe and
their beauty makes getting up in the morning worthwhile. I think girls that stay in shape and wear tihgt clothes like to have sex and I also think that if more people were into protected sex there would be less rehab clinics.
they are sexy but if they are just under the waist em those wowen are fine especially id she has hips thighs & ass emm that is a fine woman...
Only people who say they look bad on hotties, either they cant get girls that wear them or they are not fit to wear them. Girls look sexy with them :)
That girl would look great if she had on low rise jeans. and that pic was prob. taken in the 80s or early 90s and that was the style at the time. so get a pic of a girl with nice lowrise jeans and im sure all the fat bitches that cant wear lowrise jeans will have nothing to say.
Dipset all day-
The lady in jeans is superb. Her buttocks are wonderful. I can't understand criticism of this erotic picture.
I hate wearing hip huggers -- I'm 45 -- but my partner wears them -- she's 34 -- and I can tell you that I love to see her in them. And, if they are tight (which they all are!) in the right places I love the scent she leaves in them.
All you faggots hatin on hip huggers are either fat pigs or loser nerdy virgins who have only fucked fat sows or no pussy at all....fuck off you loser fags
Do I detect a slight-but-rank whiff of teen-brag homophobia there, d?
Perhaps even a little semi-closeted too-loud denial?
Id love to hump her big humpy gunt butt 80's DUN DUN CHH
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