BLOGGER BOOBIE BIRTHDAY BASH ROUND-UP

September 14th was my 38th birthday. How did I spend it?

It's kinda blurry, but it seemed to have involved copious amounts of alcohol and various leather-based items. I'll be able to be more specific after I review the police reports.

Meanwhile, I seem to recall seeing a lot of boobies at various places. For example:

Goldie of Drama Queen, who not only shows cleavage, it's HER cleavage, AND she went out of her way to take this shot especially for me. She's such a sweetie!

Blogdaughter Machelle of Quality Weenie also keeps it personal by giving us a peek into Bridal Valley.

Tiffani of Breakfast With Tiffani says she e-mailed me a nice picture. I can't find the darn thing! I hope I didn't lose it! Re-send, Tiffani, re-send!... [pawing through deleted e-mails] Ah! There it is! Naughty Tiffani! NEVER send an e-mail without a subject line... I just assumed it was spam. Anyway, she's got this delightfully top-heavy shot going on at her place, not to mention the pic in her header.

Dana of Eat the Lettuce brings one of my favorite shots of her over from her old Note-It Posts site. Does anyone else notice how thin that camisole is?

Susie of Practical Penumbra gives me boobies AND a full day's supply of vitamin C. Oh, and let's not forget the classic Susie boob-shot.

Heather of Angelweave has the horizontal effect.

Blogdaughter Tammi of Road Warrior Survival was all shy & just sent sweet birthday wishes. So I delved into her archives & yanked up something yummy.

Blogdaughter Sally of Whimsy Capricious shows off her penmanship. Then she introduces us to the Queen. (Oh, and she broke the 1000 visitor mark. YAY SALLY!)

Jim of Snooze Button Dreams gave me 20 sets to play with. I guessed right on 16 of them.

After numerous false starts, Blogdaughter Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice finally gets it right... and HOW! By the way, yes, Tammi, I am raising her allowance. Especially since she also made this little movie.

The Exalted Reverend Pixy Misa of Ambient Irony and worshipful leader of Munuvia, the mothercyberland, comes through in fine cleavetastic fashion. Bless you, sir!

Linus of Pepper of the Earth dug around in his archives & found me some birthday niceties.

SarahK of Mountaineer Musings left a nice comment. Although she didn't give me specific wishes at her blog, she does give me fantasies from checking out her left sidebar picture. Red nail polish, a gun, and a pretty girl in a t-shirt? Yeah, that makes me happy.

Sissy Willis of SISU mocked me for being so young and pretty. Speaking of young and pretty, check out this pajama picture she posted.

And then there were those who were a little unclear on what I was shooting for. Nevertheless, they DO deserve honorable mention for taking the time to be nice to little old me.

Jen of Jen Lars, who didn't get me anything, but she was kinda busy test-driving coffins on her 30th birthday (also the 14th), so that's ok. Plus she gets partial credit for making an oblique boobie reference in this post.

John of Argghhh! doesn't give me boobies, but there's plenty of things things that either shoot, burn, or explode, so that's almost as good.

Owen of Boots & Sabers tried to get me shots of his wife's set, but the camera was pointed the wrong way.

Blogson GEBIV of There's One, Only, thinks I'm into masks & colorful footwear.

Bloggranddaughter VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks gave a short and sweet little greeting. However, she did e-mail me the most delightful present which I'm not at liberty to share. It's not that there's not plenty to go around, it's just that I'm a greedy, selfish bastard ;-)

Victor of Publius & Co. pointed me to Atrios of Eschaton who managed to miss the point twice in a single post.

Graumagus of Frizzen Sparks threatened me with his furry A-cups, but settled for getting me something useful, instead.

Blogson Chuck of Class Mishaps gives me a friendly birthday wish, plus he puts his artistic talent to work to display his girlfriend's boobies. Nice blindfold, ya kinky bastard :-P

Blogson That 1 Guy of Drunken Wisdom shows me the biggest collection of boobies I've ever seen.

Matty O'Blackfive gave me a big, round pair to ogle. I suppose he was so Irished up he thought they were boobies.

Pam of Pamibe was too bashful to do her own posing, so she had one of her wanton family members do the dirty deed for her. What is she, an AAAA cup?

Blogless Brother Tom gives me a white-boy Janet Jackson.

Blogdaughter Teresa of Technicalities has, perhaps, the most horrifying and misinterpretive boobie-shot in the whole collection. Just for that, I'm linking this full-frontal shot of her.

Blogson Johnny-Oh of Closet Extremist shares his pre-op screen shots with us. Post-op can be found here. (work safe unless you sell bibles for a living)

Matt of Physics Geek didn't give me a post, but he left me a warm wish in the comments, plus he has this condom-related post. Although condoms are only rarely interchangeable with boobies, he still gets partial credit. Besides, he sends me beer.

Blogdaughter Michele of Letters from New York City dropped a comment, and I look at this post where she says nice things about her blogsister Tammi, and I think to myself, "maybe getting old ain't so bad, if, in the process, you can take two women who live 1000 miles apart and make them feel like sisters". Michele's always good for a heartwarming like that.

Blogson _Jon of We Swear was too busy gambling on the November elections to do more than leave me a short note.

Eric of Straight White Guy left a warm wish. Which was nice. And he had this post about cheerleaders, which, while picture-free, was also nice. Until it got to the part about the 48-year-old transvestite. Now Eric must die.

Finally, for all those ladies who were so kind and thoughtful, I thought I'd return the favor. Guys, you probably don't want to click on this one.

[deep breath]
[suck it in]
[flex]
[click]

A big thanks to everyone who made the day special. You make me look forward to 39.