THE BAD EXAMPLE FAMILY TREE - UPDATED 3-28-09
Blogson Andrew of Custos Honor drew up a family tree, which I've been keeping updated:
(click to enlarge - it's a biggun')
It gets a little complex, so I'll try to explain:
On my own, I begat:
The Bartender of Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon
Mike the Marine of From the Halls to the Shores
Teresa of Technicalities
_Jon of We Swear
Sally of Whimsy Capricious
Johnny-Oh of Closet Extremist
Pam of Camp HappyBadFun!
Firstbrokenangel of AAFFLLAACCKK
Peter of Shakey Pete's Shootin' Shack
Andrew (Aris_Ravenscroft) of Custos Honor
GA Mongrel of GA Mongrel
Sarah of That's Not Very Nice!
Blogless Brother of Blogless Brother
Wandering Gunslinger of Gunpowder Grotto
With help from Graumagus of Frizzen Sparks (don't ask), I begat:
That 1 Guy of Drunken Wisdom
Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice
With help from Graumagus of Frizzen Sparks AND Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice (don't ask), I begat:
Contagion of Miasmatic Review
With help from Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice (don't ask), I begat:
Blue Tige of Blue Tige
With help from The Humble Devildog of Random Firings of Neurons AND Beth of Yeah, Right, Whatever (don't ask), I begat:
Deathknyte of Bad Catholicism
With help from bloggranddaughter Mrs. Who of House of Zathras (don't ask), I begat:
Bitterroot of Friction and Harmony
GEBIV of There's One, Only!
Jeff of Ponytailed Conservative (Deceased 7-9-06)
Tammi of Tammi's World
Roger & Chuck of Class Mishaps
Michele of Letters From New York City
Jeff of Oh-Dark-Thirty
Oddybobo of Bobo Blogger
With help from Tammi of Tammi's World (don't ask), I begat:
Machelle of Quality Weenie
On her own, Tammi of Tammi's World begat:
Lee Ann of Lee Ann's View
Army Wife of ArmyWifeToddlerMom
TalulaZephyr of Love and Koolaid Stains
Ktreva of The Reality Ranch
Carmen of I'll Do What I Want... Gosh!
Chief of Musings of the Smartest Guy in the World
On her own, Lee Ann of Lee Ann's View begat:
"Susan" of Get A Life!
On her own, Army Wife of ArmyWifeToddlerMom begat:
KD of The Life of the Wife
On her own, Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice begat:
VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks
Sissy of And What Next...
Rave of Quid Nunc
Mrs. Who of House of Zathras
Titan of Titan's Lair
VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks adopted:
Maranda of Maranda Under Stress
Matthew of Maybe Baby
On her own, Rave of Quid Nunc begat:
Hippie of Bohemian Rhapsody
On her own, Teresa of Technicalities begat:
IrishPixie of Pixie Dust Productions, Inc.
MathCogIdiocy of MathCog Idiocy
On her own, IrishPixie begat:
GiGi of GiGi's View of the World
On her own, MathCogIdiocy begat:
TOSP of The Other Sister Person
Zephyr of Zephyr's Place
On her own, VW Bug begat:
Sticks of From Chaos to Serendipity
Tink of Tink's Tribulations
On her own, Sissy begat:
Spurs of Pull My Finger
On his own, Johnny-Oh of Closet Extremist begat:
Sarah the Penguin of Because We Have Thumbs
Neonangel of Lyrical Coma
Tuck of Thought Drizzle
On her own, Sarah the Penguin begat:
Tom of Son Of A DJ
On her own, (or possibly with help) Oddybobo begat:
MC Tutor of An Unfortunate Intrusion of Reality
On his own, Contagion begat:
Virtue of Rantings of an Indentured Servant
Bruce Wayne of Back To The Batcave
Petey of Petey's Powderhorn
On his own, _Jon of We Swear begat:
Denise of "A Peek Inside My Mind" (now shut down, but she currently does guest posts here)
James of Ramblings of an Ordinary is - in real life - married to Denise of A Peek Inside My Mind
Alex of Alex in Wonderland is - in real life - married to Sally of Whimsy Capricious.
Also married in real life:
Contagion & Ktreva
Mrs. Who & Bitterroot
Graumagus & Maranda
TNT of Smiling Dynamite was begat as the result of a virtual gang-bang at the Bad Example Family (& Friends) Reunion (Orlando, Feb 8-14th, 2005) and is - in real life - married to me (Harvey of Bad Example)
That should more or less explain everything. I'll update this post as circumstances warrant.
Oh, and there's also a rumor that Sally gave birth to an inanimate carbon rod, but you can't believe everything you read on the internet.
posted by Harvey
on February 1, 2009 at 10:48 PM
Bad Example Family
Because Harvey Hasn't Already
Excerpt: I nominate the Bad Example Family or those parts of it that aren't here already. Now, if I haven't messed up, the members not already assimilated are: A Peek Inside My Mind AAFFLLAACCKK And What Next... ArmyWifeToddlerMom Because We Have...
Weblog: Ellis Island
Tracked: May 2, 2005 08:48 PM
All Right Bitches, Who Wants What?
Excerpt: Shut the fuck up, I'm talkin' here: A guy works a new job on Thursday and Friday. On Monday he calls in and says, I can't come in today, I'm sick. He works the rest of the week, but the...
Weblog: Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon
Tracked: May 8, 2005 11:31 PM
Excerpt: I don’t know how to take this. I know I’m not the most sociable person. I’m lacking in some of the social graces one tries to attain in order to be a member of polite society. I am however trying...
Weblog: Miasmatic Review
Tracked: June 13, 2005 11:35 AM
A New Business and I Want Stock
Excerpt: So I'm reading the new updated Bad Example Family Tree that Andrew of Custos Honor made so beautifully, when I decide to peruse the comments. Most of the comments were old, until I saw this... Respected Sir, We operate a...
Weblog: And What Next...
Tracked: June 16, 2005 03:20 PM
Two, 2, Dos!!!
Excerpt: Harvey has been a Bad Example for all of us for 2 years as of today! Wow! Two years. Hard to believe - ain't it?!?! Let's just see how this all began - shall we?! Hmmm...this post seems innocent enough...
Weblog: Tammi's World
Tracked: June 21, 2005 07:42 PM
Challenge Me, Will You....
Excerpt: A while ago Harvey wanted to see if anyone could do a chart showing how the Bad Example Family flowed......let's be honest, it can be a bit confusing sisters and mothers, two fathers, in-laws.......hell, even we get confused. So I...
Weblog: Tammi's World
Tracked: October 25, 2005 08:39 PM
I guess I'd better get busy updating my graphics...
Nice chart - did you happen to use VISIO to create it???
No I just did it on PowerPoint.
I used to have a software just for Org. Charts but not on this computer. It's too easy to just draw the boxes and put 'em where you want 'em.
I'm glad you updated the family tree and it's begettings. Now I can update my family blogroll.
BTW, am I the only childless one????? Then I need to do some begetting of my own!
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