November 14, 2004
BOOBS: QUALITY, NOT QUANTITY
Blogdaughter Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice has a woman's take on implants, but here's mine.
I don't find them attractive.
Well, let me qualify that. When they're on an airbrushed model in a still picture, they're nice. When they're on a in-the-flesh naked woman, they just look kind of freakish.
Let me qualify that some more. While on vacation, I spent some time on a nude beach, and got the opportunity to examine a plethora of hooters. The plastics don't move right. They don't jiggle fetchingly, the skin looks tightly stretched, and they lack that pleasant, squeezable appearance.
Maybe they'd be ok if they were covered up. I'm sure they make for wonderful cleavage. But when they're hanging in the breeze, I say - keep it real.
Oh, and nipple location is an issue. That whole "perfectly centered" thing... creepy.
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LOL! 'they don't jiggle fetchingly'.
That "perfectly centered thing" can be achieved in the natural state with judicious applications of duct tape and malted milk balls.
But they are MUCH better for intermammary intercourse!
It was these deeply intellectual discussions I missed most while you were gone... ;)
What I wonder is how fake boob women sleep on their stomach at night.
I mean when I sleep on my stomach I have to smush them just right so they don't interfere. With fake boobs can you really move them enough to get comfy?
Wow... Machelle. I guess they don't sleep on their stomachs... being a small breasted woman that doesn't have to worry about it, I never thought about that. One time I was lying on my back falling asleep and my husband reached over and thought he was touching my shoulder blades. Ahhh... good times... :)
My SIL got fake boobs. I never thought I'd ever see her tits. Once she got 'em, it was like, hey, everybody, look at my new bike, except it was her tits. They didn't look that bad to me, but I ain't never, well, almost never, seen on that did. Since my wife was present, and not that that matters, cause I wouldn't have anyway, there wasn't no "ripeness checking" going on. It's now somewhat difficult to be around her(SIL) because I'm thinkin' hey, show me that kick ass new bike you got again, will ya?
I've always said more then a mouthfull is a waste... However larger ones can be fun to play with, they need to be proportionate to the woman. Also, you are right fakes don't jiggle properly. If they are going to have ginormous jubberlies then they should be bouncy, boyant and beautiful.
My ex had fake boobies... when sho took off her bra, they flaoted gently up towards the ceiling....
YES, contagion, I have been saying that for years, but Nobody agrees. Most of them say,"I thought it was a handful." Eh, whatever. Not had much experience either way, what can I say.
MW - "intermammary intercourse"... yeah, ya got me there :-)
Machelle - please tell me more about the smushing... just keep talking... I'll be here typing one-handed :-P
Susie - I'm LOL'ing with Sally :-)
And by the way, I'd like to hear more boob-talk from you, too, since I KNOW you're in with the "big & natural" scene ;-)
RedNeck - Um... can I borrow your SIL? ;-)
I don't really have much of an opinion. I'd prefer natural, but hey, I think I'd like anything shaped well. I like legs better. Or asses. Okay, maybe boobs are right up there. Just a well put-together woman would do fine. And by that, I mean she still has most of the original appendages!
As far as nipples being perfectly centered, that wouldn't bother me... as long as they don't look like they're following me around the room! :)
Ever had one with a big boob and a little boob.. that's really freaky... but if you are out of town so your buddies don't know and REALLY REALLY DRUNK... it might be OK....
Harv,
You can borrow her, but I'll tell ya up front brother, she's high maint...
Madfish,
When you get those with one bigger then the other, they can take 1st and 3rd in the wet tshirt contest.
I hear there's a strip club in Atlanta where for $50 you can get one of the strippers to give you a black eye with one of her mammaries. Not sure if it would hurt more to get a silicon-induced slap or a natural ninja-boob punch.
[don't ask me how I know this information...just file under "neither here nor there knowledge"]
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