December 20, 2004

EVIL GLENN'S SECRET IDENTITY

(A FILTHY LIE)

I was over at blogdaughter Sally's site, Whimsy Capricious, where she pointed out that Sir Peter Maxwell has denied being Glenn Reynolds.

Indeed.

Let's take a closer look at this "denial":

It has come to my attention that a group by the name of ‘Alliance Of Free Blogs’ have become somewhat interested in the Maxwellian philosophy and have written a few bizarre articles claiming that I am a chap called ‘Evil Glenn’. My infamy is spreading by the day and I must say that there seems to be an almost cult like worship starting to develop around me.

Please notice that AT NO POINT DOES HE ACTUALLY DENY BEING GLENN REYNOLDS!

In fact, this further confirms that they ARE the same person. Notice the seemingly innocent injection of this phrase:

cult like worship

Now, if you'll recall, the original Maxwell-Reynolds connection was drawn based on Maxwell's lust for hobo-murder:

If you accidentally kill a homeless person it does not matter, they are not legally recognised citizens and you are doing society a favour anyway.

Oddly, this doesn't mention the reason that Reynolds gives for murdering hobos:

"You're right; I can't worship Satan... until I first murder a hobo in his evil name!" Glenn Reynolds then laughed even more evilly.

However, "Maxwell" NOW mentions "worship"... mere coincidence, or a craftily embedded clue?

And in THIS thread from his forums, he mentions "pornography"

The peasants are not responsible enough to enjoy pornography, peasants should not get ideas about climbing the ladder of wealth.

The Great Chain of Being prohibits this, and it is God's will.

True, he doesn't mention "penguins", but - as with the hobo post - he's probably separating the key words to maintain plausible deniability.

However, please note that both "peasants" and "penguins" begin with "pe" - a sly hint, perhaps?

You want more? I've got it.

This post on homosexuality... he uses the phrase:

prance and mince

Which are words that describe effeminate, dance-like motions... DANCING!

And what KIND of dancing does Evil Glenn do?:

He then started doing the robot dance[...]

This time, "Maxwell" doesn't even hesitate to give away the game:

...he was a mere robot following my orders...
[emphasis added]

We've got you dead to rights, Reynolds/Maxwell. You might as well just come out and tell the world:

Sir Peter Maxwell IS Glenn Reynolds!

The. Mask. Is. Off.

INSTAPUNDO DELENDA EST!


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Comments on EVIL GLENN'S SECRET IDENTITY
Sally exemplified on December 21, 2004 04:37 AM

That's evidence enough for me, Harvey! I've reason to suspect that Evil Glenn has a second home here. We saw a shop called "Fur and Feathers" yesterday.

Harvey exemplified on December 21, 2004 01:02 PM

Don't suppose you have a photo of the storefront handy, do you?

Or at least a street address so I can Google it?

Sally exemplified on December 22, 2004 05:47 AM

I'll ask Alex. The funny thing is, there's a lingerie shop in the same street. We think Evil Glenn is planning a merger ;-)

JesseJ exemplified on December 22, 2004 02:24 PM

You people have way too much time on your hands obsessing over some "Evil Glenn" chap. So what if Sir Peter Maxwell happens to dislike homeless people? I am sure a lot of people dislike the homeless. Does that make them all Glenn?

GeneNash_com exemplified on December 22, 2004 03:32 PM

More evidence:

I hear they also both drink water, breath air, have penises (peni?), and defecate on a regular basis.

What more proof do you need?


Harvey exemplified on December 22, 2004 03:32 PM

Not at all. I mean, if Sir Peter were to blend the homeless and sacrifice puppies to Satan, there'd be no reason for suspicion.

However, you can't ignore all the odd "coincidences" I've outlined in my post.

VERY curious ;-)

Muggaz exemplified on December 22, 2004 05:14 PM

This Evil Glenn chap sounds like he has huminity in mind... I wonder if Evil is his name or just a prefix you have assigned him?

Either or, I am sure he would make an excellent subordinate for the Glorious Sir Peter Maxwell.

Harvey exemplified on December 22, 2004 06:08 PM

Well, outside of murdering hobos so that Satan will send him blog traffic, he IS fairly evil, what with blending puppies, praising communists, doing the Robot Dance, punching bloggers, getting off on penguin porn, putting spiders in his underwear, and wearing white knee socks with sandals.

Oh, and being a lawyer.

Quite evil, indeed.