March 14, 2005
HORSE-DOG JAKE VS. THE BOOK MEME
(a guest post by horse-dog Jake)
You're stuck inside Fahrenheit 451. Which book do you want to be?
Clifford the Big Red Dog. 'Cuz I'm big, just like him. I might be red, too. I don't know. I'm a dog. I'm colorblind.
Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
Lassie. But then I found out she was actually played by a guy-dog, so now I'm a little freaked out.
The last book you bought is?
Cujo. Now Harvey's a little freaked out.
The last book you read?
The Essential Ellison. Actually, I didn't really READ it so much as eat it. And I only got as far as the introduction before Harvey started beating me. I think it's because he's a little freaked out over the Cujo thing.
What are you currently reading?
Iams Lamb & Rice. You said EATING, right? I *like* eating. Eating is fun.
Five books I would take to a desert island:
The Essential Ellison - I want to find out what the rest of the book tastes like.
The Bible - I've heard a LOT about that one. It's really popular. I'll bet it tastes like chicken.
Walter, the Farting Dog - He taught me everything I know about getting back at Harvey after he freaks out.
Principles of dog breeding;: A presentation of heredity in dogs, the anatomy and functioning of sexual organs, the selection of bloodlines, and the interpretation of pedigrees - closest thing I could find to doggie porn. I got NEEDS, ya know.
Ummm... sorry... I've only got four paws. That's as high as I can count.
Who am I going to pass this onto?
and... um... whichever one of these is a dog.
Kiki also likes Walter, the Farting Dog....it's been her self-help book.
The red one, the red one... really I'm the dog...I'm the red one!
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