May 17, 2005
EVIL GLENN'S PENGUIN PORN
(A Filthy Lie re-posted from Bad Money so it'll load faster)
Frank says we need more lies about Evil Glenn.
I can't help much there. I'm too honest.
However, when I was talking with Evil Glenn the other day, I did discover something quite shocking. We were discussing some of our favorite retired comic strip writers...
Harv: Yeah, I miss Gary Larson, too. And I always really liked Bloom County. Some people said it was just a Doonesbury wanna-be, but I thought it was quite innovative.
Evil Glenn: I agree. I really liked Opus. I love penguins. In fact, I even have a small, penguin-related business on the side. Let me show you something on my computer.
Harv: Penguinperv.com?
Evil Glenn: One of my favorite web-cam sites.
Harv: Does that book say "Instapundit" on the cover?
Evil Glenn: Yup.
Harv: Why does that penguin have an odd little smile on his face?
Evil Glenn: Obviously he REALLY enjoys what he's looking at. And I guarantee you he's not reading it for the articles.
Harv: You published a book of penguin porn?
Evil Glenn: Yup. Nothing more erotic than a penguin. The stark black-and-white contrast, the beak, those tiny feathers... indeed.
Harv: You sick, vile, sub-human pervert!
Evil Glenn: Geez, Harv, relax. Puppy smoothie?
Harv: Get away from me!
Evil Glenn: Say... has anyone ever told you that you look like a hobo? [reaching slowly for whacking hammer]
Harv: AAAAAAHH! [flees in terror]
So the truth is out. Evil Glenn publishes penguin porn on the side. Just one more reason...
INSTAPUNDO DELENDA EST!
UPDATE (8/27/03): Over at Alliance HQ, I provide further evidence of Evil Glenn's penguin porn production.
[hat tip to ArmyWifeToddlerMom for the penguincam link]
» Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon links with: Fraternizing With the Enemy
» There's One, Only! links with: Filthy Lie: Evil Glenn vs. Huffington
» IMAO links with: Instapundit For Sale
» There's One, Only! links with: Filthy Lie: Evil Glenn and NASA
» There's One, Only! links with: Filthy Lie: Evil Glenn's Biography
» There's One, Only! links with: Filthy Lie: Evil Glenn's Summer Camp
» There's One, Only! links with: Filthy Lie: Evil Glenn's Summer Camp
» IMAO links with: About Glenn Reynolds
» IMAO links with: Instapundette
» There's One, Only! links with: Fithly Lie: Evil Glenn's Cruise Line
» There's One, Only! links with: Filthy Lie: Evil Glenn's Alien
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Tracked: August 5, 2005 09:19 PM
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Tracked: August 19, 2005 07:24 PM
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Tracked: August 26, 2005 01:21 PM
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Tracked: September 16, 2005 06:49 PM
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Tracked: September 30, 2005 09:40 PM
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Tracked: October 7, 2005 07:37 PM
Excerpt: Hmm. This is a good question: Why is there an alien at Evil Glenn's house? (As shown by Chris Muir's cartoon Day-by-Day) Now I could take the easy route and say that this is a very clever reference to the...
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Tracked: October 21, 2005 04:20 PM
penguins pooping, thats hot....
Ah yes. I'd forgotten that Evil Glenn was once merely a seller of this filth, before he started "sampling the produce" as it were..
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