May 22, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts.
(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)
...And occasionally with hard-boiled eggs and a can of Crisco...
Eggs???
Every once in a while you have to do something new to keep the sex life spicy ;-)
Sometimes we can't actually move our hands..
Wow. I've heard stories from some Asian strip clubs dealing with eggs... but I just thought it was one of those, "Don't try this at home folks!" type things. ;-)
Do I *really* need to do the post about what I saw in Pattaya Beach that I *couldn't* take pictures of? :-)
If you want to spice up you sex life I think tabasco would do the job, eggs? they just ain't spicy.
And the yolks they crumble to easily.
...and in my mind's eye you are beautifully adorned, slathered, and ready for my next course!
Harvey,
Are you talking about "Balut" eggs?
Machelle - depends on how much Crisco you use...
Michele - Balut???
*flees in terror*
...that we have torn out of your latest victims. Enzyte Bob has taught us a new way to live, and we whistle his praise...














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