June 21, 2005

YAY! LINK-WHORING! (UPDATED 6-21-05 3:30 PM)

In an effort to help crappy blogs steal traffic from their betters, I've decided to institute a new blogroll:

WANTON LINK-WHORING

Which is WAY down in the bottom of my right sidebar.

No one will ever notice your name on it, and it will not drive any traffic to your site.

All you have to do to get on it is to leave a comment to this post that says "I'm a link whore" and include your blog's URL (either in the "personal information" box or in the body of the comment).

You don't have to blogroll me, you don't have to link me, you don't even have to know my name. Just leave the comment.

I do reserve the right to exclude porn sites that don't turn me on, though.

And feel free to let Puppy Blender know that he finally has a shot at getting blogrolled here.

UPDATE (6-21-05 3:30PM): As link-ho Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice mentioned in the comments, this makes me a link-pimp. I'm thinkin' I needs me a fancy-ass hat:

harv - pimp hat.JPG

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Oddybobo exemplified on June 21, 2005 01:14 PM

I'm a link-whore Daddy!

Bou exemplified on June 21, 2005 01:34 PM

I'm a link whore, you're a link whore, wouldn't you want to be a link whore too?

Damn, what commercial did I just take that from? It's the first thing that popped into my head.

Oooo, yeah, babeeee, give me more! I'm a linky whore!

(Guess I'll stay off the caffeine the rest of the day...)

beej exemplified on June 21, 2005 01:34 PM

Reporting for my cheap link duty:

Beej, aka "Wanton Link Whore Extraordinaire and Sleazy Site Skeez"!

PS - I think the Puppy Blender may be too busy right now, he's experimenting with a new smoothie, it's called the Pomeranian/Bichon Frise Freeze...

The (not so) Daily Me exemplified on June 21, 2005 01:42 PM

I am a link whore!

Machelle exemplified on June 21, 2005 02:19 PM

I so am a whore ... uuummmm I mean link whore dammit, no really I did mean link whore.

Jeff exemplified on June 21, 2005 02:39 PM

I see no reason not to be a link whore!

Harvey exemplified on June 21, 2005 02:50 PM

This is starting to get like that one scene in Spartacus :-)

Bou exemplified on June 21, 2005 03:08 PM

I'm thinking this makes you our link pimp, right? You just need some 'bling bling'. I'm channeling my Mom today. ;-)

Machelle exemplified on June 21, 2005 03:10 PM

This is starting to get like that one scene in Spartacus

You mean the Pepsi commercial?!

hee hee hee

Erik Grayson exemplified on June 21, 2005 03:46 PM

Okay, even I chuckled at this...

Sissy exemplified on June 21, 2005 05:28 PM

I'm a link whore!

That reminds me, I need to go to the doctor!

Bou exemplified on June 21, 2005 05:47 PM

Oh babeee, I'm diggin' that hat.

Sissy exemplified on June 21, 2005 06:25 PM

Pimp Daddy Bad!

Susie exemplified on June 21, 2005 07:18 PM

Harv, you know I am firmly in the pro-link-whoring column, so go ahead and add me! I am a link whore.

They say admitting it is the first step, right? And the second step is enjoying it... ;)


BloodSpite exemplified on June 21, 2005 07:28 PM

Yay for link whorage and the $50 dollar bill!!...err...wait...uhm...wrong type of....nevermind

That 1 Guy exemplified on June 21, 2005 07:33 PM

No comment from me, dammit... I ain't no link whore.

That 1 Guy exemplified on June 21, 2005 07:34 PM

You heard me, didn't you? Not. A. Link. Whore!

:)

Graumagus exemplified on June 21, 2005 08:21 PM

A Link Gigilo, perhaps?

Anyhow, I disagree with the whole label. Whores? I don't think so.

Any women in the BE family would qualify as a link call girl at the very least.

songstress7 exemplified on June 21, 2005 09:58 PM

Just call me a link ho!

Harvey exemplified on June 21, 2005 11:26 PM

BloodSpite - Your link-whorage emanates from you like scalp-shine off Michael Jordan. You don't have to say a word.

T1G - You're a link-whore AND a bad liar.

Songstress - gotcha covered, sweetie :-)

Kevin exemplified on June 22, 2005 12:05 AM

I am a proud link whore.

_Jon exemplified on June 22, 2005 08:17 AM


What's a "link"?
:)

Harvey exemplified on June 22, 2005 10:47 AM

_Jon - a link is that thing I gave you by putting you on the Link Whore blogroll.

Traffic-stealing link whore! :-P

Barb exemplified on June 22, 2005 02:34 PM

Harvey, you 'Link Pimp', you!
I plan on enjoying it, too ... *grin*

LeeAnn exemplified on June 22, 2005 06:21 PM

I am the missing link whore.

Graumagus exemplified on June 22, 2005 08:28 PM

You're way better looking than the Missing Link Whore, LeeAnn :)

jody exemplified on June 26, 2005 12:19 AM

i'm late to the game but I am such a link whore, it didn't matter... ;)

Uber exemplified on June 27, 2005 05:29 PM

Me too, Jody, me too. Hell, I'm such a wanton whore that not only did I make the wanton link-whore blogroll on my very first try, I didn't even know there was a game to be late for.

Guess that makes me a clueless wanton link-whore.

Thanks heaps Harvey. lol

p.s. that's one sexy hat ;)

basil exemplified on June 28, 2005 05:26 AM

Dear Harry:

I'm a link-whore.

Your friend,
basil

Patriot Xeno exemplified on June 28, 2005 06:48 AM

Grim and I are both link whores

laurie exemplified on June 28, 2005 09:34 PM

i wanna be a link-whore, too!!!!

:-D

Martyr73 exemplified on June 30, 2005 07:45 AM

Although it seems as if I am a little late for the party...I too am a link whore and the only way I can feel the satisfaction of being such is if I was added to the Wanton Link-Whoring blogroll. :)

Doonesbury's Garry Trudeau exemplified on July 6, 2005 03:39 AM

I'm out there link-whorin and lovin' every minute of it!

Link me please.

http://www.doonesbury.com/

Harvey exemplified on July 6, 2005 06:53 AM

Ok, I'm guessing the last one was a joke, but I'll wait until Garry complains to take him off.

Curtis G. exemplified on July 13, 2005 12:40 PM

I'm a brand-spankin'-new link whore!

Top of Google. Nice going.

Mr. Right exemplified on July 17, 2005 06:16 PM

I'm new to the Alliance and out whoring for links...

Link to me, big guy - and make it hurt!

[Why do I have a sudden craving for a smoke?]

Tyler D. exemplified on August 25, 2005 10:04 PM

Fine,

I'm a link whore.


Thanks.