June 24, 2005
WHY THERE ARE NO UGLY WOMEN
In the comments to this nudity-related post by blogson-in-law Alex of Alex in Wonderland, blogdaughter Machelle of Quality Weenie made this remark about her own nudity:
The big boobies are so impressive that I don't mind looking at the little extra fat on my thighs.
Which made me think about how men look at women, and why women shouldn't be so obsessively self-conscious about their appearance.
A woman will look at herself in the mirror and fret about tiny imperfections:
"My hair's messy!"
"Oh no! A pimple!"
"My gray roots are starting to show!"
"Is that a wrinkle?"
"My ass is HUGE!"
"My pinky toe is crooked!"
And on and on and on...
Good news, ladies - guys don't notice. Here's why.
Men are creatures of very limited focus. We can pretty much only concentrate on one thing at a time. So, when we meet you, we do a quick head-to-toe inventory, consisting mainly of hair, eyes, smile, boobs, ass, and legs. After completing the initial scan, we quickly decide on our favorite parts - for example, let's say the lady in question has it good in the hair, smile, and boobs department - then we'll spend the rest of the time letting our eyes rotate amongst the favorite areas, and completely ignore the parts we don't like.
Got a little belly fat? Don't worry. Our eyes are locked about 6-12 inches higher and they'll never get any further down.
Unless we're checking out your gorgeous ass.
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LOL phin!
Well, this is good to know. However...I'm thinking I have the top 3 on your list...and that's only on good days. A guy's gotta get tired of staring at a girls head forever!
I'm trying to decide if this is very good news or very bad news. ;-)
I like a nice ass on a woman... I will ignore just about everything else if they have a nice ass.
I love a smart women in a real short skirt. OK, so I cribbed some Buffet. But there is nothing like a woman who can hold up most of the conversation, allow more time for roaming eyes.
I LOVE that Buffet song....it's my favorite!
On subject - Harvey - it's great in theory, but honestly - I don't worry about what a man sees, it's all about how I feel. Hmmmm might have a post brewin' on this one! Damn you! ;-)
This reminds me of a story (surprise!), that I can't blog on. :(
Well... I personally find all this reassuring.
Tammi is right, it's not about how one looks it's how one feels.
There are days when I think I look just great, then there are days in which I feel I look like a fat slob.
But like I said, the boobies are so big it's hard to see anything else sometimes. And I know where my hubbies eyes are looking, so those fat thighs don't matter because he never sees them!
What's the other side of this coin though? One of you ladies here needs to email a brother with the answer!
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