June 24, 2005

MANUFACTURED WITH PRIDE IN THE USA

(cross-posted and slightly modified from IMAO)

While reading Blackfive, I noticed this:

"What Durbin faced [in reaction to his comparison of US troops to Nazis] was the bubbling up from the blogs and the pounding of the drums," said Daou, who first began monitoring the bloggers and feeding them information when he worked for Sen. John Kerry's presidential campaign. "This is a political tool, and it's manufactured outrage, it's feigned outrage, and it's extremely effective."...

Yes, it IS extremely effective.

Why?

Because since 2003, Bad Example has consistently manufactured only the highest quality outrage. Accept no inferior substitutes!

Made to the most exacting specifications at our state-of-the-art production facilities in Wisconsin, ALL our outrage is 100% American made from the finest pique, fury and indignation.

Looking for peevishness, huffs, or hissy-fits? Try France - because you won't find any of that girly crap here.

When you shop from the Bad Example catalog, you'll find only durable, long-lasting products, such as acrimony, anger, bile, gall, hatred, ire, rage, wrath, and the occasional blood-oath of vengeance.

Why settle for petty peevishness when you can have black-hearted murderousness?

For all your manufactured outrage needs, think quality.

Think Bad Example.

OR I'LL STRANGLE YOU DEAD! RARRR!

posted by Harvey on June 24, 2005 at 09:33 PM | Permalink | 3 Liars | IMAO
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pam exemplified on June 24, 2005 11:14 PM

I'll take an order of wrath with a side of bile... to go, please! ;)

Graumagus exemplified on June 25, 2005 12:53 AM

In my case the outrage, bile, and general pissedoffitude isn't manufactured, it's simply mined from the extensive reserves I have bubble below the suface.

littlejoe exemplified on June 26, 2005 09:32 AM

I'd like an order of indignation, with some fries please. And some extra tasty cruelty hcicken too if you don't mind.