July 15, 2005
HMMM... MAYBE CONVERSION ISN'T OUT OF THE QUESTION AFTER ALL...
In summary, we can say that the Scripture supports and even encourages the act of oral sex between loving heterosexual partners. Moreover, the Bible specifically encourages fellatio to completion (orgasm) with the female partner consuming or swallowing the ejaculate. This prevents spilling seed, which is an affront to the Lord, and also provides spiritual benefit to the receiving partner. Oral sex has the added benefits of preventing unwanted pregnancies and helping couples satisfy their sexual urges while preserving their chastity until marriage. For these reasons, all Christian men and women should feel confident and comfortable including oral sex as part of their sexual life in accordance with God’s will.
[Hat tip to blogdaughter Sally of Whimsy Capricious]
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Harv,
Where I am from, if pointing out Sarh's "white stuff" post won't cause you to go to hell, this will...
I am going to make sure and note here, that I do not think this is ok, and I do not think this is funny.....I do not want to see you there....
looks like harvey got religion. ;-)
God Almighty I have never seen such dreadful spelling!
LMAO!
Sign me up! I'm a Christian!!!
Hmmm, now to try and figure out how to convert my wife! :)
Damn. I meant to put, "speelling". My comment doesn't look ironical now.
The readers letters section is the most amusing. The outrage! It's better than Peter Maxwell.
It appears we were too busy "thinking about the act" to worry about spelling....again.
I feel the spirit moving me...
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