July 18, 2005
MATTY O'BLACKFIVE E-MAILED BY KENT BROCKMAN
Matty's posting his hate-mail over at Blackfive, and this one's a dilly. I'm tempted to put a Drink Alert on it - though whether because it's so funny or because it's so pig-ignorant, I'll leave as an exercise for the reader.
At first I thought, "Ok, Matty was drunk & bored & just wrote something for my amusement because he's cool like that". But after reading it more closely, I realized that the e-mail was actually something that slipped through a trans-dimensional doorway from the cartoon world into ours.
Seriously, Matty was e-mailed by Kent Brockman, the newsguy from the Simpsons. Check it out.
Bob:
And that's what the military wants. Obedient, robot-like killers. Slaves who will take it any way their superiors decide to give it to them.
Kent:
"Just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the Army, but a more alarmist name would be... The Killbot Factory."
So... what's next? Proving torture with this exchange between Principal Skinner & Ralph Wiggum:
Ralph: Mr. Army Man? I can't sleep without my Reggie Rabbit.
Skinner: Is that some sort of plush novelty?
Ralph: Yes, ma'am.
Skinner: Well, here's a scouring pad; it's just as good.
Ralph:[caressing the pad to his cheek] It's cold and hurty.
Watch out for the scouring pads, Bob.
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You're an evil genius, Harvey... :D
Thanks for the laugh!
I want my own kilbot factory...
Remember, killbots are set to shutdown after 10,000 kills. So just send wave after wave of men against them, and thier defeat is certain.
Man obedient robot-like killers. Hmm I must have missed that day in Boot Camp have the so/so evals to prove it. I had a few chiefs who wished I would be an obedient robot lol.
Great stuff Harvey keep Matty publishing that those cards and letters :)
GBfan
Harvey,
This has to be one of my favorite posts ever!! Too funny.
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