July 25, 2005

TIME TO GET MY HIPPY ON

Matty O'Blackfive says Jane Fonda's going to be protesting the Iraq war, and...

Fonda said her anti-war tour in March will use a bus that runs on “vegetable oil.”

Vegetable oil?

Sorry, but as a member of People For the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables, I'm protestin'!


"No veggies for oil!"

"Hey! Hey! Fonda, J.! How many carrots did you kill today?"

"Give peas a chance!"

"Jane lied! Turnips died!"

"Your hands are red with the juice of innocent tomatoes!"

"Avacados are not the enemy!"

"Jane Fonda: herbicidal maniac!"

"How many ears per gallon?"

"Kill one person it's murder; kill thousands of beans and it's fuel!"

"Free speech, not processed leeks!"

"Jane Fonda is Mazola's puppet!"

"Real patriots defend potatoes!"

"The road to peace is not paved with pea pods!"


Don't let Jane get away with this atrocity against innocent produce!


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Comments on TIME TO GET MY HIPPY ON
Sissy exemplified on July 25, 2005 09:26 PM

You are crazy! I love it!

tommy exemplified on July 25, 2005 09:35 PM

are you gonna lettuce at her?

vw bug exemplified on July 26, 2005 06:37 AM

ROTFL! Great!

Contagion exemplified on July 26, 2005 07:18 AM

Damn hippies!

firstbrokenangel exemplified on July 26, 2005 07:36 AM

HEY YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!


Cindy

Oddybobo exemplified on July 26, 2005 11:50 AM

"hell no, we won't go, veggie killers' got to go!"

Phelps exemplified on July 26, 2005 12:56 PM

News Flash to Jihad Jane: All diesel busses run on vegetable oil. It is called Biodiesel, and you can get it at most of the bigger truck stops. There is nothing special about the motor, just which nozzle you jam in the tank.