August 10, 2005
OFFICIAL HURRICANE HARVEY TRACKBACK POST (UPDATED 8-8-05)
It's become obvious to me that people are going to give me a lot of crap about Tropical Storm (and possible hurricane) Harvey, so I'll just roll with it.
If you're going to make storm jokes at my expense, you might as well get some attention.
Since I have the in-line trackback display feature, if you trackback this post (trackbacks explained here), your link will show up at the bottom. I'll leave this post at the top until this thing... um... blows over. Meanwhile, you folks have fun.
UPDATE 8-8-05: Just saw this headline at Reuters:
"Tropical Storm Irene wilts, Harvey plows on"
Sometimes stamina is more important than size.
NEW CONTENT WILL APPEAR BELOW
» basil's blog links with: Lunch: 8/4/2005
» Ogre's Politics & Views links with: Harvey Blows
» Dr. Phat Tony's links with: Harvey, a Wimp?
» Shoot a Liberal links with: Taking Cheap Shots at Another's Expense
» Jo's Cafe links with: Linking Love from Jo
» Ramble Strip links with: Why am I dreaming about a blogger that I don't know and a group blog that for the most part (except SarahK) has no idea I'm even on the planet?
» One Happy Dog Speaks links with: Harvey Just Won't Go Away
» WunderKraut.com links with: Bonfire Of The Vanities #110
» pamibe links with: Irene blows Harvey out of the water…
» Physics Geek links with: Harvey doesn't suck
Excerpt: Try one of these specials with your lunch: Sigmund, Carl and Alfred offer a guide to the Iraq War. Harvey blows. Michelle Malkin says the NY Times is watching to see if the NY Times covers the Air America scanda.
Weblog: basil's blog
Tracked: August 4, 2005 11:26 AM
Excerpt: Harvey, a well-known blogger, prepares to blow the entire island of Bermuda.
Weblog: Ogre's Politics & Views
Tracked: August 4, 2005 01:46 PM
Excerpt: It seems that a power struggle at IMAO was halted after Harvey decided to attack lesser-known bloggers of the small island nation Bermuda rather than the homeland of FrankJ, Florida.
Weblog: Dr. Phat Tony's
Tracked: August 5, 2005 12:47 PM
Excerpt: I'm all for it. Check out the abuse Harvey is getting at Bad Example. My contribution: Harvey is followed by "poorly organized depression". Yeah, that's how I feel after hearing him on the IMAO podcast doing those fun facts about the 50 states bit...
Weblog: Shoot a Liberal
Tracked: August 5, 2005 11:05 PM
Excerpt: Alrighty!! Now that on Sunday’s we don’t have Specials of they Day anymore, I am going to try every other week or so to run my blog roll and favorite websites and do some linking. Remember - I’m doing this so you can see what others write about, an...
Weblog: Jo's Cafe
Tracked: August 7, 2005 06:36 AM
Excerpt: I had a dream last night that Harvey was totally banned from IMAO - it was a big deal, there were posts at at IMAO that all references to poor Harvey would be deleted and/or replaced with the name "Bocephus". Okay, I made that part up. But I really di...
Weblog: Ramble Strip
Tracked: August 8, 2005 12:02 AM
Excerpt: Bet you thought I was talking about my BlogGrandpappy Harvey. But I wasn't. Did you realize that Tropical Storm Harvey is still hanging around out in the Atlantic? Geeze. I wonder if this is a trait his namesake actually has?...
Weblog: One Happy Dog Speaks
Tracked: August 8, 2005 07:38 AM
Excerpt: I love the smell of napalm in the morning… Smell that? Do you smell that? I smell a bonfire!! Yes boys and girls it is that time of the week. It is time to take out the trash and toss the rubbish on the old bonfire. We have all been there. ...
Weblog: WunderKraut.com
Tracked: August 8, 2005 11:03 PM
Excerpt: Irene is still off the coast while Harvey languishes in the North Atlantic. Don’t hate me because I couldn’t resist the link-whoring party… ...
Weblog: pamibe
Tracked: August 9, 2005 03:35 PM
Excerpt: But apparently he does blow. Sorry, Harvey. I just couldn't resist...
Weblog: Physics Geek
Tracked: August 9, 2005 07:45 PM
Harv by takin' the "if it's inevitable I may as well lay back and enjoy it approach" takes all the fun out of it.
Well not all the fun.
And it probably won't cut back on the number of posts either.
You're such a swell guy givin' us little folks that like to take cheap shots a little bit o recognition.
I'm just hoping that this tropical storm becomes a hurricane. I'd love to see national headlines that include the phrase ".. Harvey blows..."
Or "Harvey beats . . . " or "Harvey slams . . . " or . . .
Heh sorry the innuendo was in poor taste. I wanted to get the scoop and I after I wrote the anonymous quote about wind it just collasped to indecency.
Haven't you always wanted to be labeled a Category Five?
DPT - WHAT? Indecency? About ME?
The shock!
The shame!
The indifference!
Besides, even if I were gay, I'd have as much trouble getting laid now as I did in high school anyway. So maybe I *am* gay, but I'm just still a homely virgin.
Meh... Hey, Hurricane Herbey, the wind blows free... how much do YOU charge?
How about, "Florida takes it up the a** again, this time from Harvey". Oh wait. That's too crude. Our headlines would never say that. Dammit.
Let's just hope Tammi has this great attitude about taking the ribbing when Tammy forms. It is an inevitability I fear...
Hurricane Herbey Pokes the Florida panhandle! [or sits on it as the case may be]
Think I will just stay with posting snarky and interesting comments for now, though I do look forward to putting up "Harvey Does Florida" as a title later...
Even if the storm fizzles out, I'm sure we could at least say something like "Harvey Breaks Wind in Florida". ;)
Harvey's been breakin' wind all over the internet! ;)
Tropical Storm Harvey has caused quite a stir for residents of the Caribbean this week. In an exclusive interview with blogger Wonkette, Harvey was quoted as saying “Yeah, normally, I would be a category 6.5-7 hurricane, but damn, these Atlantic waters are cold, you know what I mean?”
Darn. I thought it was you tearing up Bermuda. Figured you having a good blow in the Carribean.
Too bad Harvey couldn't have hit the US. You'd have been able to clip and save newspaper headlines for posterity.
just like Herbey... starts out slow, then slowly fizzles away... a lot of sound and fury signifying nothing... half-stepper... weak sister... all-in-all, pretty much a pussy if you ask me.....
With the path that it's on, it's already taken the fun out of everything.
The only headline we might see:
"French surrender as Harvey comes ashore"
"Tropical Storm Harvey Peters Out"
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8817211/
Harvey Peters Out... or is that Harvey's Peter's Out...
It would have made great Filthy Lie Material:
What Devastation Will Hurricane Harvey Wreak?
Hurricane Hunters have managed to curtail most of the damage that Harvey intended to accomplish by posting signs in the water reading "Large Busted Hurricanes to Your Northeast"
And HH would have fallen for it.
"Hurricane Harvey loses load over Atlantic Ocean - coastal residents urged not to go swimming"
"Tropical Storm Harvey uproots lingerie shop, brassieres rain down in Cancun"
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