August 21, 2005

A FISTFUL OF BOOBIES

I'm headed out to visit blogless niece Sarah & nephew Michael. Should be back late Sunday. And instead of the usual random comment party, I'm going to follow the suggestion of bloggranddaughter VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks, and invite you to leave movie, book, or song titles in the comments, replacing one of the words in the title with some euphemism for breasts.

This post will remain at the top until I get home. New content (if any - I'll be stuck on dial-up) will appear below, so scroll down to check.


» Cafe Oregano links with: Friday Specials
» Bobo Blogger links with: Name that . . .
» Rivers of Blood links with: You Asked For It
» Rivers of Blood links with: You Asked For It
» Stop The ACLU links with: Sunday Funnies
» NIF links with: So, we've made it back to Monday ...
» Ogre's Politics & Views links with: Harvey's Away
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Friday Specials
Excerpt: Murdoc Online considers hybrid vehicles. Sister Toldjah shares a lesson on troop morale. Bad Example makes his title shot. Brutal Naivety discovers splog in his soup. Point Five hosts the Carnival of Comedy....
Weblog: Cafe Oregano
Tracked: August 19, 2005 12:21 AM
Name that . . .
Excerpt: Breast? Ok, so Harvey, adopted blog-daddy of yours truly, is away for a few days. Instead of a comment party, he is hosting a challenge. The challenge is to take a song, book title or movie, etc . . ....
Weblog: Bobo Blogger
Tracked: August 19, 2005 07:23 AM
You Asked For It
Excerpt: Well, after posting about my miraculous Yahoo Personals Diet, I received a request from Harv of BadExample , to see some pics. (BTW, you have GOT to check out his Fistful of Boobies post..HY-fucking-STERICAL.) I just got the latest batch....
Weblog: Rivers of Blood
Tracked: August 19, 2005 09:06 PM
You Asked For It
Excerpt: Well, after posting about my miraculous Yahoo Personals Diet, I received a request from Harv of BadExample , to see some pics. (BTW, you have GOT to check out his Fistful of Boobies post..HY-fucking-STERICAL.) I just got the latest batch....
Weblog: Rivers of Blood
Tracked: August 19, 2005 09:06 PM
Sunday Funnies
Excerpt: Bad Example has a fistful of Boobs. He's also got some good campaign slogans for running against Hillary.
Weblog: Stop The ACLU
Tracked: August 21, 2005 11:35 AM
So, we've made it back to Monday ...
Excerpt: Today's dose of NIF - News, Interesting & Funny ...
Weblog: NIF
Tracked: August 22, 2005 06:43 AM
Harvey's Away
Excerpt: Harvey and female body parts? They go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Weblog: Ogre's Politics & Views
Tracked: August 22, 2005 10:01 AM
Comments on A FISTFUL OF BOOBIES
Ogre exemplified on August 18, 2005 09:48 AM

I have a feeling this is going to get ugly...

bloggless Niece Sarah exemplified on August 18, 2005 09:56 AM

The Breasts of Wrath, John Steinbeck

tommy exemplified on August 18, 2005 10:02 AM

Heh, am i the only one there thatlaughed at "A fist full of booboes" with the next sentence being "Im headed out to visit blogless Niece..."

It's so nice being in a close family.

Oh, and

Boobie Darko
Cheech and Chong's The Boobie Brothers
Bruce Campbell vs. Army of Boobies
Murder by Boobies
Boobie and Bullwinkle, season 1

and who can forget Willaim Powell and Myrna Loy in :
The Boobie Man

Bloggless Niece Sarah exemplified on August 18, 2005 10:09 AM

Little Boob on the Prarie

Bloggless Niece Sarah exemplified on August 18, 2005 10:22 AM

Four Past Boobnight, Stephen King

Ogre exemplified on August 18, 2005 10:37 AM

Seven Brothers and Seven Boobies.

Ogre exemplified on August 18, 2005 10:38 AM

Charlie and the Chocolate Boobies.

Bloggless Niece Sarah exemplified on August 18, 2005 10:51 AM

The Boobie Olympics, Richard D. Mandell

Graumagus exemplified on August 18, 2005 11:56 AM

Shakes The Boobies

Saving Private Tits

Revenge of the Knockers

Titties! Titties! Titties!

Eight Double-D's in a Duffelbag

Episode 1: The Phantom Mammary

Episode 2: Attack of the Cones

Episode 3: Revenge of the Spheres

Episode 4: A New Hooters

Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Breasticles

Episode 6: Return of the Juggs

Anathematized1 exemplified on August 18, 2005 12:04 PM

Boobies and the Beast
Indiana Jones and the Boobies of Doom
Boobies for Dummies
Boobylicious, Beyonce
Beginning Boobies or Boobies Best Practices (boobies substituted for Perl)
Boobie Manipulation: Ancient and Modern Ninja Techniques, Haha Lung, Christopher Porwant
The 48 Laws of Boobies, Robert Green
Boobies: The Psychology of Persuasion, Robert B Cialdini
How to Make Anyone Fall in Love With You[r] Boobies, Leil Lowndes
Boobie Juggling with Andy Head Video

OK, I'm gonna stop now. This is getting wrong...

Graumagus exemplified on August 18, 2005 12:05 PM

Sin Titty

Must Love Dugs

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pleasure peaks

Secrets of the Ya-Ya Ta-Ta's

The Fantastic Feedbags

One flew over the Coo-coo's Knockers

Bloggless Niece Sarah exemplified on August 18, 2005 12:31 PM

Island of the Blue Boobies, Scott O'Dell

Bloggless Niece Sarah exemplified on August 18, 2005 12:33 PM

The War Against The Tits 1933-1945, Lucy S. Dawidowicz

Wes exemplified on August 18, 2005 12:36 PM

"20,000 Knockers Under the Sea"
"Dances With Hooters"
"Brave Tits"
"Dora the Double-D Dominatrix"
(sorry, I had to do it)
"A Tale of Two Titties"
"The Two Ta-Tas"
"Fellowship of the Breasticles"
"Return of the Bumpies"
"Revenge of the Birds"

I should stop. . .

Bloggless Niece Sarah exemplified on August 18, 2005 12:36 PM

Inside The Third Nipple, Albert Speer

Richmond exemplified on August 18, 2005 12:41 PM

One Flew Over the Boobiehatch

What About Boob?

Boobdazzled

Bedknobs and Boobsticks

Bloggless Niece Sarah exemplified on August 18, 2005 12:42 PM

Born Fighting, How the Scots-Irish Shaped Boobland, James Webb

Bloggless Niece Sarah exemplified on August 18, 2005 12:55 PM

West Side Fun Bags, (West Side Story)

Richmond exemplified on August 18, 2005 01:09 PM

For those of us with kids:

One Boob, Two Boob
Red boob, Blue Boob by Dr. Seuss

Oddybobo exemplified on August 18, 2005 01:19 PM

Boobie Horror Picture Show
Boobs! (for Hair!)
Titty, Titty, Bang, Bang
Breastigan
Rio Boobo
The Boobs of Katie Elder
The Mammary Who Shot Liberty Valance
Boob Alley

Bet ya didn't know John Wayne was so into ta-tas.

Bloggless Niece Sarah exemplified on August 18, 2005 02:11 PM

Migrants, Sharecroppers, Boobaniers, Robert Coles

Bloggless Niece Sarah exemplified on August 18, 2005 02:13 PM

The South Goes Titty, by Robert Coles

Peter exemplified on August 18, 2005 02:39 PM

P. O. Ackley's Handbook for Shooters & Boobies.

Oddybobo exemplified on August 18, 2005 02:44 PM

"Boot, Scootin, Boobies"
"A Hitchhiker's Guide to Hooters"
"Boobarella"
"Turn on Your Headlights"
"Tuesdays with Boobies"
Dean Koontz's "Frankenstein, Book Two: Titties of of Night"
"Why do Men Have Nipples?"

Warren exemplified on August 18, 2005 03:01 PM

The Mony Python fans out there cannot forget "A Sale of Two Titties" by Darles Chickens.

My own:
The Lord of the Tits by J.R.R. Titslinger
The Breastastic Voyage by Jewels Verne

Richmond exemplified on August 18, 2005 03:25 PM

For Audrey Hepburn fans....

Breastfest at Tiffanys or

Breakfast at Titties

(and hahahaha Oddybobo for
Titty Titty Bang Bang :D)

Bloggless Niece Sarah exemplified on August 19, 2005 02:08 AM

Planet of the Boobs

VW Bug exemplified on August 19, 2005 05:43 AM

Can you imagine how many comments this would be if everyone did one comment for each title? Whoa!

Sports Boobitstrated

VW Bug exemplified on August 19, 2005 05:45 AM

Or would

Boob Illustrated

be better?

Oddybobo exemplified on August 19, 2005 07:03 AM

How about:

"The Italian Boob"

Oddybobo exemplified on August 19, 2005 07:05 AM

Or: "Fast-times at Titty High"

Oddybobo exemplified on August 19, 2005 07:05 AM

Or: "Breast Me If You Can"
or even:
"Boob Cassidy and the Sundance Kid"

ArmyWifeToddlerMom exemplified on August 19, 2005 10:02 AM

"Gold Boobies"

"Dr. Jugs"

"Her Majesty's secret mammeries"

physics geek exemplified on August 19, 2005 10:56 AM

The Man With One Red Mammary

Mutiny on the Mammary

The Princess Breasts

Clear and Present Mammary

And now for a little music:

"Mammary glands.
You've got the cutest little mammary glands.
And when I hold those mammary glands,
In my hands..."

More to come.

Tuck exemplified on August 19, 2005 02:55 PM

Tit Club
Breasts of Fury
The Beverly Hillboobies
Boobs in Space
High Plains Breasts
Pale Breasts
Legally Boob
Young Jugs... uh... yeah.
Meet the Boobs

Dr. Phat Tony exemplified on August 19, 2005 03:48 PM

Areola Supply with "I'm all out of Jugs", "My Breast Friend", and "Without Boobs".

Then there was that movie Breast of the Breast

ArmyWifeToddlerMom exemplified on August 19, 2005 11:06 PM

My Cousin Titty

The Greatest Titscape

The Color Purple

On Golden Boob

Cannonball Titty

Smokey and the Boobage

True Tit

Blazing Cleavage


ArmyWifeToddlerMom exemplified on August 19, 2005 11:11 PM

Bill and Tits excellent adventure

American Graftitty

The Dirty D-cup

The Tits of Navarone

Edward Nipple Hands

The Tit that Stole Christmas

Aris Ravencroft exemplified on August 20, 2005 02:18 AM

The Jugfather, I II & III

The Puppies Of The Opera

Boob Zone

The titlight zone

Frankentitty

Boob Stroker's Dracula

The attack of the killer melons

The Star Spangled titty

Jugs Gone Wild

I could go on for a while . . .

Two Dogs exemplified on August 20, 2005 10:02 PM

From my nightstand:

For Whom the Boob Tolls: Hemingway
An Introduction to Objectivist Titology: Rand
Cleavage Shrugged: Rand

Ken exemplified on August 21, 2005 02:22 AM

Knocker-round Guys
Three Mams and a Baby
Batboob
Beauty and the Breast
For whom the Boob tolls
The Huge Set of Tits At the End of the Universe
Dude, Where's My Tit?

Ken exemplified on August 21, 2005 02:24 AM

Oops on the hemmingway book. Sorry two dogs. I just skipped to the end and posted.

LDH exemplified on August 21, 2005 04:05 AM

The Adventures of Buckaroo Boobies Across the Eighth Dimension and
Thirty-Two Small Tatas About Glenn Gould

LDH exemplified on August 21, 2005 04:16 AM

Oh, and also Gone With The Titties...

sticks exemplified on August 21, 2005 06:01 AM

False Mammaries by Dean Koontz
Tit Catcher by Steven King

SeanS exemplified on August 21, 2005 08:00 AM

Remember little golden books?

The Poky Little Titty

The Good Hooter Man

Old Macdonald Had a Mammogram.

sticks exemplified on August 21, 2005 04:28 PM

I'm a flat chested woman, not a false tit broad...

jimmyb exemplified on August 21, 2005 05:24 PM

Fun-Bags at Ridgemont High.

Madfish Willie exemplified on August 23, 2005 08:53 AM

meh... "Penis" is much funnier than "Boobies"

Tyler D. exemplified on August 25, 2005 10:00 PM

Jurassic Knockers
The Lost Tit
Boobs Another Day
The Fifth Boobie
StarBoobie
X-Tit
The Battle for Boobs

Uber exemplified on August 26, 2005 03:04 AM

The Boob with One Red Shoe

The Perfect Boobies

12 Angry Nipples

The Tit Strikes Back

The Fellowship of the Melons

The Two Bazoombas

The Great Jugs

Desperately Seeking Hooters

Finding Tettes

Jason exemplified on August 27, 2005 02:54 PM

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Knockers
Big Titties in Little China
The Jugs of Navarone
Two Boobs for Sister Sara
Silence of the Mams
Breakin' 2: Electric Boobaloo
The Funbags and the Furious
Titspotting