August 18, 2005
CAMPAIGN SLOGANS FOR RUNNING AGAINST HILLARY
(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment cross-posted from IMAO)
Recently Jeanine Pirro announced her intention to run for Hillary Clinton's Senate seat in 2006. As a patriotic American, I feel it's my duty to support her by offering the following suggestions for campaign slogans:
"Pirro 2006: Her husband may have cheated on his taxes, but at least he didn't cheat on her with a chubby intern."
"Pirro 2006: Won't disgrace herself by showing slide shows of her family reunion set to the tune of 'Dueling Banjos'" (moderately work safe, but hard to justify - via BoingBoing)
"Pirro 2006: She won't dance around the issues."
"Pirro 2006: Never lost a billing record."
"Pirro 2006: Leaving cattle futures to the cowboys."
"Pirro 2006: Her other car ISN'T a broom."
"Pirro 2006: Because sometimes it's just WRONG to wear a bikini"
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"Pirro 2006: She can stay awake for an entire State of the Union Address."
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"Pirro 2006: Because as far as we know, this is the only thing Hillary stands for."
Feel free to show your patriotism in the comments.
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Is she sleeping or using her alien telepathy to feed Bill his lines?
yeahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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