October 12, 2005

TRANSLATION NEEDED

Bloggranddaughter ArmyWifeToddlerMom just bought herself a new dress that looks great and was (or so I gather) relatively inexpensive.

She's just giddy.

So are all the women who left comments.

Of course, me & my Y chromosome just don't get it.

Thus I ask: What's the male equivalent of finding the perfect dress for $35?

A $.50/bottle closeout sale on Guinness, maybe?


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tommy exemplified on October 12, 2005 10:57 AM

I found a 15 yr old bottle of glenmorangie for 15 dollars at the duty free once. I still think about that.

phin exemplified on October 12, 2005 11:08 AM

It's probably closer to winning the having the Swedish Bikini swim team drop bring you a keg of Guinness and while two of them are tapping the keg and the rest are bouncing on a trampoline you discover you're now getting all the porn channels you could ever desire via Satellite feed for free.

Eric exemplified on October 12, 2005 01:05 PM

.. I was gonna comment, but damn... I do believe that Phin nailed it....

GaMongrel exemplified on October 12, 2005 01:08 PM

damn phin. just damn. LOL

Richmond exemplified on October 12, 2005 01:32 PM

Phin's good. But it could also likened to getting tickets on the 50 yard line, 10 rows up watching the Packers kick ass in the Superbowl for $35.

Contagion exemplified on October 12, 2005 03:54 PM

I think Phin and Richmond hit the nail on the head.

armywifetoddlermom exemplified on October 12, 2005 04:47 PM

in best man voice....

"having" the Swedish bikini team
money for nothing
a nice itch
a bowl of chilli
and a new gun

Eric exemplified on October 12, 2005 09:20 PM

.. damn, I forgot about new guns....

oregano exemplified on October 13, 2005 09:05 PM

power tools... don't forget the power tools.