November 07, 2005

THE BLOGGER DECK OF CARDS

Aaron of Aaron's CC is taking your nominations for bloggers who should appear on his official Blogger Deck of Cards.

I found out about this via Gullyborg of Resistance is Futile, who wants to be the Jack of Spades.

I'll second that one. Gullyborg runs the Carnival of Cordite, which had a LOT to do with me getting blogson Peter of Shakey Pete's Shootin' Shack pushed out of the womb into a blog of his own, so I owe him a debt of thanks on that one.

...now let's talk about me.

Look, Aaron has this ostensibly sensible plan that Hearts should be reserved for women bloggers.

Fair enough - his blog, his rules... whatever.

But considering that I've posted well over 400 Love Notes in the last couple years, all for celebrating the bond between myself and Beloved Wife TNT of Smiling Dynamite, I think I damn well deserve the 2 of Hearts.

"But Harv," you say, "why not the Ace or King or Jack of Hearts? You know... something with prestige?"

Because I'm not about to post my picture, so the face card would have to feature my stupid little cartoon head - and that's just a waste.

As well as an insult to the pretty women who ought to grace those cards.

So I want to aim low, bend the rules, and get what I think I truly deserve:

VOTE BAD EXAMPLE FOR 2 OF HEARTS!


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Comments on THE BLOGGER DECK OF CARDS
the Humble Devildog exemplified on November 7, 2005 08:32 PM

erm....um.....uh....

I remember you telling me why you had a beard.

Seems to me the 2 of Hearts would be a suitable card for you, based on that reason alone...

*runs and hides*

Harvey exemplified on November 7, 2005 09:37 PM

Oh, you mean because I look like a prison bitch without one? :-P

That 1 Guy exemplified on November 7, 2005 10:15 PM

"Hearts should be reserved for women bloggers."

You want to be on the two of hearts...

Not seeing the problem here....

Teresa exemplified on November 7, 2005 10:45 PM

Um... the Joker... *grin*

vw bug exemplified on November 8, 2005 05:52 AM

LOL!

oddybobo exemplified on November 8, 2005 07:32 AM

Ha! I'll vote for that!

Contagion exemplified on November 8, 2005 08:36 AM

I'll vote for you... Although I never pictured you as the femmy type, before.

Madfish Willie exemplified on November 8, 2005 05:46 PM

The One of Homo....

physics geek exemplified on November 9, 2005 11:25 AM

I was thinking of the Dork of Spades... oh wait, that would be me. :-(

_Jon exemplified on November 11, 2005 08:08 AM

Perhaps the "Jack of Asses"?
:)