November 15, 2005
I THOUGHT THIS ONE WAS FAIRLY OBVIOUS
After having "automotive issues", blogdaughter Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice sums it up thusly:
"Men and their cars. I don’t get it."
Why do men love things that run smoothly for the longest time, then sputter for no reason?
Why do men love things become suddenly non-functional with no warning?
Why do men love things that respond with an indifferent clicking noise in the morning, just because you forgot one little wrist-flick to the ignition the night before?
Why do men love things that set off frightening alarms and warning lights when - in truth - the thing that's being warned of is NOT the actual cause?
Why do men love things that are temperamental and tricky to operate, requiring awkward maneuvers to keep running - maneuvers they never taught you in school, that you had to discover through trial and error, and that are never the same from one love object to the next?
I have no freakin' clue.
But I imagine that it's the same reason men love women.
If she didn't see this coming then she may want to wake up.
If it has tires or tits, it will give you problems.
I thought you where talking about women until your last sentance... hehehe
Hey, easy there big guy. I run smooth... smooth as glass. ;-) Just talk to my husband! heh heh heh
BTW, Consumer Reports just came out with their most reliable vehicles and MY mini-van was the ONLY mini-van that ranked above average.
I didn't see his temperamental POS on that list. Probably because they don't make 'em anymore.
I saw the punchline coming from a mile away, but it still made me laugh.
Funny thing, my wife was a bit less amused.
I'm with Contagion hehe














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