December 30, 2005
TODAY'S EUPHEMISM FOR MALE MASTURBATION
Spankin the Monkey...
Whippin the Mule...
Poundin the Pork...
Dishonorable discharge...
Gallop the Antelope...
Jackin' theBeanstalk...
Taking Little Johnny dancing down at Knuckle Junction...
Squeezing the Burrito...
hehehe... you're a jack-off idiot!
You've been reading the Bartender's penis thread again, haven't you? Anyway:
Boppin' the baloney.
Beatin' the meat.
Yankin' my noodle dandy.
A date with Rosy Palm and her 5 sisters.
Yankin' the crank.
Choking the chicken.
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First day in Human Sexuality we were asked to come up with as many euphemisms for sexual acts/body parts as possible. My group, led by me of course, outdistanced everyone else. Sometimes, it pays to be a pervert.














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