December 30, 2005

TODAY'S EUPHEMISM FOR MALE MASTURBATION

"Milking the cow"

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Madfish Willie exemplified on December 30, 2005 05:37 PM

Spankin the Monkey...

Madfish Willie exemplified on December 30, 2005 05:38 PM

Whippin the Mule...

Madfish Willie exemplified on December 30, 2005 05:38 PM

Poundin the Pork...

Madfish Willie exemplified on December 30, 2005 05:40 PM

Dishonorable discharge...

Madfish Willie exemplified on December 30, 2005 05:40 PM

Gallop the Antelope...

Madfish Willie exemplified on December 30, 2005 05:41 PM

Jackin' theBeanstalk...

Madfish Willie exemplified on December 30, 2005 05:43 PM

Taking Little Johnny dancing down at Knuckle Junction...

Madfish Willie exemplified on December 30, 2005 05:44 PM

Squeezing the Burrito...

Madfish Willie exemplified on December 30, 2005 05:46 PM

Picture of Herbey

Madfish Willie exemplified on December 30, 2005 05:58 PM

hehehe... you're a jack-off idiot!

physics geek exemplified on December 30, 2005 10:44 PM

You've been reading the Bartender's penis thread again, haven't you? Anyway:

Boppin' the baloney.

Beatin' the meat.

Yankin' my noodle dandy.

A date with Rosy Palm and her 5 sisters.

Yankin' the crank.

Choking the chicken.
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First day in Human Sexuality we were asked to come up with as many euphemisms for sexual acts/body parts as possible. My group, led by me of course, outdistanced everyone else. Sometimes, it pays to be a pervert.