February 15, 2006

SINCE SHE'S BEGGING FOR ABUSE

I think we should oblige bloggranddaughter Sarah the Penguin of Because We Have Thumbs, who said:

Sorry about the slow blog (again).

Let's all make fun of my slowness in the comment section.

Fine...

* You're so slow, if you were in a two-man fifty yard dash with a pregnant woman, you’d come in third
* You’re so slow, you have to speed up to stop
* You’re so slow it takes you an hour to cook minute rice
* You’re slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter
* You're so slow, I saw you on an escalator yesterday and a step passed you

You get the idea

Go over there and pile on.

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Pam exemplified on February 16, 2006 12:00 PM

Oh yeah...give it to her! Some blogger she turned out to be! ;-)