March 17, 2006

SOMEONE WASN'T THINKING CLEARLY

Beloved Wife TNT of Smiling Dynamite bought a green plastic bead necklace with a plastic shotglass attached to it as a St. Patty's Day novelty.

I got no problem with that.

The problem is with the tag that was on the necklace.

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Let's review here... we've got a shotglass for drinkin', and beads for getting chicks to lift their shirts, and when the little winking Irishman says "Get Lucky", I don't think he means in a "4 leaf clover" kinda way.

Nothing wrong so far, but if you'll notice in the top left corner, it says "Ages 3 and up".

So the combination of getting drunk, showing your boobs, and having regrettable bar-sex makes for an appropriate toy for a 4 year old?

Even for the Irish, that's just messed up...

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Comments on SOMEONE WASN'T THINKING CLEARLY
zonker exemplified on March 17, 2006 11:09 PM

Why did you think us Irish Catholics are always going to confession? We've gotta apologize for stuff all the way back to birth.

the Humble Devildog exemplified on March 18, 2006 05:17 AM

HEY!

Not all of us Micks are alcoholics! I'm a Mick, and I have completely quit drinking alcohol!

A six pack a day counts as "quit drinking completely", right?

BloodSpite exemplified on March 18, 2006 09:04 AM

Surreal.

I always knew I was raised properly.

Tammi exemplified on March 18, 2006 09:17 AM

It's called "training" Harvey. :-)

David Drake exemplified on March 19, 2006 06:30 PM

The maker clearly is in error. They must have meant for "Ages 5 and up."

oddybobo exemplified on March 20, 2006 08:34 AM

LOL!