November 30, 2007

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

You in one word - breathtaking.

(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)

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November 29, 2007

THIS ONE, I'LL GET EXCITED ABOUT

I usually don't give a crap about news reports that discuss "testing on mice", but this one has implications that are so far-reaching that it might be worth mentioning prematurely.

You can't burn fat sitting down.

Conversely, all you have to do to burn fat and lose weight is "putter".

As a fidgity guy from way back, I can confirm that restlessness burns a LOT more calories than it gets credit for.

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Posted by Harvey on November 29, 2007 at 04:57 AM | Permalink | 0 Comments | Trackback

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

If I were to dig a hole deep enough to hold my love for you, I'd have to hollow out the Earth.

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November 28, 2007

PRICEY, BUT COMPLETELY WORTH IT

If you like dark chocolate, you need to try Bellagio Sipping Chocolate.

I bought it for TNT, but then I started putting a little in my coffee, and now I can't stop.

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Posted by Harvey on November 28, 2007 at 05:07 AM | Permalink | 5 Comments | Good Advice | Trackback

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

When you smile at me, I melt like a snowman in July.

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November 27, 2007

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

I don't know what our final destination will be but I *do* know that you've made the journey one of pure pleasure.

(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)

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THE WAY ALL STAND UP COMEDY SHOULD BE PERFORMED

Through interpretive stop-motion Lego animation.

[Hat tip: Grouchy Old Cripple]

If you liked this, just click on the YouTube vid screen outside of the central "play" box to take you to YouTube, where you'll find more like this in the "related videos" sidebar.

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Posted by Harvey on November 27, 2007 at 05:00 AM | Permalink | 1 Comments | Other People's Funny | Trackback

November 26, 2007

November 25, 2007

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

Your seductive feminine wiles have absolutely NO effect on me... aside from making me weak-kneed with desire.

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November 24, 2007

November 23, 2007

IN CASE YOU DON'T HAVE NAMES FOR THEM ALREADY

The Boobie Name Generator.

Heh. Thunder & Lightning.

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Posted by Harvey on November 23, 2007 at 06:12 AM | Permalink | 9 Comments | Naughty Stuff | Trackback

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

I would be the stem to your flower, my only purpose being to hold you up high enough for everyone to be able to admire you.

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November 22, 2007

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

I've always thought there was a limit to how beautiful a woman could be, but every day I find that you've surpassed that limit yet again.

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Posted by Harvey on November 22, 2007 at 09:33 AM | Permalink | 0 Comments | Bad Example's Daily Love Notes | Trackback

ARE YOU A KILLER?

Lynn of Violins & Starships says:

Sometimes it seems like I have some sort of magic touch (black magic that is) with comments. I don't comment very often on other blogs but when I do, more often than not, my comment will be the last one.

Huh... and all this time I thought *I* was a comment-thread-killer, because I'd noticed the exact same thing.

Anyone else feel like they "always leave the last comment"?

Ironically, if you leave the last comment on this post, then you're right.

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Posted by Harvey on November 22, 2007 at 09:22 AM | Permalink | 13 Comments | Trackback

November 21, 2007

November 20, 2007

DON'T RECYCLE PAPER

Why?

Because lumberjacks depend on paper production for their jobs.

And do you REALLY want to piss off a guy with a chainsaw?

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Posted by Harvey on November 20, 2007 at 04:59 AM | Permalink | 6 Comments | Trackback

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

One night, I thought an angel appeared to me in a vision, but it turned out that I'd just woken up and seen you lying next to me. A very understandable mistake.

(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)

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November 19, 2007

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

Though I've known you long and loved you deeply, there is ever uncharted territory of you left to explore. You are my never-ending adventure.

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JUST THINKING

About the chorus for Elvira:

"Giddy Up Oom Poppa Oom Poppa Mow Mow"

And wondering...

What did they reject in earlier drafts of this song?

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Posted by Harvey on November 19, 2007 at 05:12 AM | Permalink | 1 Comments | Trackback

November 18, 2007

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

I don't love you for any particular reason, other than to enjoy the pleasure of the process.

(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)

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November 17, 2007

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

Thank you for loving me so long and so well. My only wish is to spend the rest of my life returning the favor.

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Posted by Harvey on November 17, 2007 at 12:02 PM | Permalink | 0 Comments | Trackback

QUOTE OF THE DAY

I've always loved the long and insightful essays of Steven Den Beste.

This time he crams it all into one sentence, regarding why all these Hollywood anti-war movies will flop:

I won't pay $10 to watch someone piss on my country.

Amen.

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November 16, 2007

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

I must seize this opportunity to kiss you, since it may be several minutes before I get another chance.

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Posted by Harvey on November 16, 2007 at 06:19 PM | Permalink | 1 Comments | Bad Example's Daily Love Notes | Trackback

November 15, 2007

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

When it comes to loving you, I have no sense of restraint, and I can't help indulging myself to extravagant excess.

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November 14, 2007

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

Although there's no shortage of beautiful women in the world, there's a shortage of women as beautiful as you. I'm glad I managed to get the last one.

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November 13, 2007

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

Perhaps I can't always unravel the mysteries of all your moods, but I will always be there to see you through them.

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DISPARAGING THE LIST IS A LISTABLE OFFENSE

Gerard of American Digest has written a brilliant broadside in the battle of the sexes. I recommend it.

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Posted by Harvey on November 13, 2007 at 04:41 AM | Permalink | 5 Comments | Other People's Funny | Trackback

November 12, 2007

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

I will wipe away your tears and return them a thousand-fold as smiles.

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November 11, 2007

FOR VETERANS DAY

[Hat tip: Blogson Mike the Marine of From the Halls to the Shores]

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Posted by Harvey on November 11, 2007 at 01:31 PM | Permalink | 4 Comments | Trackback

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

I believe in following my heart, because I know it could never steer me wrong. After all, it led me to you.

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November 10, 2007

THIS MAY EXPLAIN WHY THEY DON'T USE THE TERM ANY MORE

Pro-war folks don't mind calling ourselves "hawks". How come the pro-surrender team rarely call themselves "doves"?

Chris Muir of Day by Day knows:

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Posted by Harvey on November 10, 2007 at 02:03 PM | Permalink | 3 Comments | Other People's Funny | Trackback

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

Is my speech slurred? I haven't been drinking, it's just that I find you intoxicatingly gorgeous.

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QUOTE OF THE DAY

[P]roducts exist for a reason, and it’s not because I’m brainwashed by corporations. I buy stuff because I’d rather pay people to build stuff for me than try to build it myself.

- Shamus Young, Twenty Sided.

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SO... WHAT'S BLOGGING LIKE?

Very much like being an artist.

And what's it like to get an Instalanche?

Also very much like being an artist.

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Posted by Harvey on November 10, 2007 at 01:50 PM | Permalink | 3 Comments | Blogging | Trackback

November 09, 2007

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

I wish I could find the magic words that would finally make you believe how beautiful you are once and for all. Meanwhile, I'll just keep using ordinary words repeatedly.

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November 08, 2007

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

If the entire world was against me, but you were on my side, I could never know defeat.

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November 07, 2007

IT ONLY *LOOKS* DIRTY

Yeah, if I had any cartooning talent, this is how my sketches would probably go.

Caution: not appropriate for children or the child-like.

[Hat tip: Bloggranddaughter VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks]

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

Hope may spring eternal, but my love for you makes hope seem ephemeral and transient by comparison.

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November 06, 2007

WHY LOVE NOTES?

Blogdaughter Michele of Letters from New York City asks about my Daily Love Notes:

Do you continue to do this because you want to or because you promised yourself or someone else you would?

Also, do you ever force yourself to write one because either we (your readers) or your wife or you might be disappointed if you don't?

Actually, I wrote 365 Love Notes between July and October of 2006 when I was still working at the pizza place & had a lot of "sitting on my ass time" to play with. I planned to publish them here every day in 2007.

I started writing them again in July of 2007, but at the end of the month, I got this new job. The thing about this job is that, although it's not physically taxing, I have to stay sharply mentally focussed for the whole time I'm there, which is generally 10-12 hours a day, five days a week. Outside of that time, it's hard to find the will, much less the desire, to focus on anything at all, because I feel so drained.

I stopped composing new Love Notes in mid-August because they just weren't flowing right, and forcing it wasn't helping.

My original intent with the first batch of Notes was to publish them in a book and then buy an island in the Bahamas with the royalties, but I didn't know how to go about doing that (the publishing, not the island-buying), had no one to ask, and found that nearly all information sources on the topic dealt with publishing either novels or "how to" types of non-fiction. Self-publishing is out because I know my limitations, and self-promotion is not something I do well. So I contented myself with posting them here, just so I could have the satisfaction of letting other people enjoy them.

As for disappointment... well, there's certainly some of that involved. I've always believed I can write ANYTHING if I try hard enough, but after composing over 400 little love-bites, it's amazingly difficult to avoid repetition. Add in my mostly-missing energy level and my all-too-short time for recreational writing, and it's just not a mountain I can climb anymore.

So I'm not sure what I'm going to do after the end of the year. I may start posting the ones I have for 2008 and then start trying to write one a day to finish out the year. Or I may just let it go after December 31st. I don't know yet.

Not a very satisfying answer, but it's all I've got. We'll just have to wait & see.

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Posted by Harvey on November 6, 2007 at 08:44 PM | Permalink | 2 Comments | About Me | Trackback

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

You're such a remarkable woman, I can't imagine that your equal exists in the world. Heck, sometimes I can hardly believe that there's even ONE of you. But I'm unutterably glad that there is.

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November 05, 2007

QUICK QUESTION

Is there a nickname for that bench that men have to sit on while waiting for their wives to try on clothes?

Bench of Despair?

The Penalty Box?

Throne of Doom?

Just seems like there ought to be a name for it.

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Posted by Harvey on November 5, 2007 at 09:45 PM | Permalink | 6 Comments | Trackback

TODAY'S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

(Introduction)

[new bill - not previously posted]

(click to enlarge)
gold digger 001.jpg
["WARNING: LUPE WILLIAMS IS A GOLD DIGGER, HU"]

Sadly for Lupe, Hu turned out to be a copper mine.

[Hat tip: Blogson GEBIV of There's One, Only!]

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

If I never spoke another word again, I would still tell you "I love you" every day - with my eyes, my hands, and an endless supply of kisses. You would always know that you are loved.

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November 04, 2007

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

No use in delaying the inevitable - you might as well kiss me now.

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November 03, 2007

I'VE KNOWN ABOUT THIS SONG SINCE I WAS EIGHT

But Humble Devildog of Random Firings of Neurons, sent it to me as a late birthday present.

More specifically, he sent a link to this post which contained a link to a Quicktime version of the song.

Since I think Quicktime is a festering pusball from Satan's colon, I hit up YouTube for a more Windows-friendly version.

Rusty Warren's "Bounce Your Boobies"


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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

I do not regret the things I've turned away from because they were just steps on the path that turned me towards you.

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November 02, 2007

GREEN MOVEMENT THROWS BLIND PEOPLE UNDER THE BUS

Because hybrids make virtually no noise at slower speeds when they run solely on electric power, blind people say they pose a hazard to those who rely on their ears to determine whether it's safe to cross the street or walk through a parking lot.

Funny how you're not hearing the self-righteous hippies bragging about THIS aspect of their green revolution.

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Posted by Harvey on November 2, 2007 at 03:44 AM | Permalink | 7 Comments | Trackback

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

What I love about being with you is that you make me demand more of myself than I ever could on my own.

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November 01, 2007

DUMBLEDORE NOT GAY

What's in the 7 books is canon.

What Rowling mumbles at a reading to pimp her novels... isn't.

So unless she writes an 8th book and it features a scene with Dumbledore & man-love, her commentary is irrelevant.

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Posted by Harvey on November 1, 2007 at 04:02 AM | Permalink | 11 Comments | Trackback

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

I have only two moods - loving you when you're with me, and missing you when you're not.

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