Don't bother asking if I think another woman looks prettier than you. I can't imagine that it'd be worth it to tear my eyes away from you just to find out that the answer is, as always, "no".
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What you bring to this relationship is charm, dignity, and a sense of outgoing cheerfulness that I could never create on my own. You are the life of my party.
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"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha..."
And should you not know from which movie that line originated, you need to go finish your milk and go to sleep...it's past your bedtime.
Mrs. Who exemplified on December 19, 2007 at 05:26 PM
"Soylent green is PEOPLE..."
Couldn't resist.
Hope you're enjoying your nekkid escapades =)
Virtue exemplified on December 19, 2007 at 09:13 PM
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."
One of the best weeks of my life was spent at Hedonism 3. :)
Albina-ui exemplified on December 29, 2007 at 01:06 PM
DUDE you forgot to lock the back door, Shelley and Albina the butt spam twins got In your house
"his first question was what does the red button do?" KA-BOOOMMM
Well, it was at first... and then wasn't... and then started to smell really, really bad. Like, so bad even the Axe wasn't covering it up anymore... and then it got all mushy and... *trails off*
Virtue exemplified on December 19, 2007 at 09:16 PM
Spam on your last post made me comment on the next.
And so, without further ado, "How shall we fuck off, O Lord?"
Barmy Mama exemplified on December 22, 2007 at 07:55 PM
In a little while, you'll put this love note aside, perhaps even forgetting that you ever read it. In that same little while, the love for you that caused me to write this will be just as strong and true as it ever was, perhaps even more so.
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.... I hope that she is reading these every night.... or at least you are whispering them into her ears as you drift off to sleep....
... but otherwise, you have a serious spam problem, Harvey..... send me the keys to your blog and I will volunteer to clean this crap up..... it is off-putting, brother......
I spent this weekend being sick, so I was either sleeping or waking up with a Nyquil-over the whole time.
So I blame the Nyquil for following Lynn of Violins & Starships's link to B Movies.com, where you can watch streaming video of second... make that third... rate movies.
I actually squeezed in "A Boy and His Dog", mostly because I've read the Harlan Ellison story upon which it was based. They did a better job than I expected, but worse than I'd hoped. It runs 90 minutes, mostly because it spends 30 too many of them letting you gaze in boredom at the low-budget post-apocalyptic scenery, which doesn't need NEARLY that long to made its point.
Still, Harlan's dialogue does what it can to make up for it. Acerbic sci-fi is this man's untouchable forte, after all.
Anyway, go ahead & rummage around the site. Might find something to watch over a bowl of burnt popcorn.
Wow... the 70s really sucked. I just missed the 70s by being born in '80.
ChrisA exemplified on December 03, 2007 at 07:37 PM
I don't know about in the US, but the ugly-a$$ bell-bottoms have made somewhat of a comeback here in Aus, although not quite as extreme they are still apalling. And now 80s fashion is starting to creep back in too. Gaaahhh!
Fleat - aka aussie wife
Fleat exemplified on December 04, 2007 at 01:54 AM
The 70s weren't all that bad. At least we kept our pants pulled up.
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KORA-me exemplified on December 17, 2007 at 05:31 AM