November 02, 2006
Who's Smarter? College Students or Soldiers Stuck in Iraq?
(cross-posted from IMAO)
You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.
Since John Kerry's job (besides being the absentee senator from Massachusetts) is to make boxes of rocks look like Stephen Hawking, I thought I should point out that he may be mistaken, as shown by these:
10) In Iraq, "fries with that" is the answer to the question "what does a soldier do with a flamethrower?".
9) Camels smell better and make more sense than anti-war protesters.
8) During any given exam, answering "empty the clip" will always get you at least partial credit.
7) Full credit for adding "...and then reload".
6) Sometimes you're actually ENCOURAGED to crash your Hummer into things.
5) MREs are tastier, cheaper, and more filling than Ramen noodles.
4) You can drink fancy bottled water without exuding that snooty and slightly effeminate Ivy-league frat-boy air.
3) Blowing s*** up gets you a medal, not double secret probation.
2) You're over 6000 miles away from John Kerry.
1) They actually PAY you to blow s*** up.
If you're aware of any other advantages, drop them in the comments.
When you gather with 12 of your buddies, it's not to complete the assignment that's due tomorrow, it's to decide how and when to blow something else up.
LOL!!! THERE'S the Harvey Humor I love so much!!!
And blog daughter Mathcog idiocy emails me...
And there is always the fact that you're getting paid instead of paying.
(she'd know about that since she's in college)
Too Funny, BTW, We used to trade our MRE's FOR RAMEN Noodles...ah, Memories
PT
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