November 18, 2006
BECAUSE YOUR EGO NEEDS CRUSHING
You may have heard the term "A-list blogger" before. It's the tag granted to that uber-cool clique of "been-there-done-that-buy-my-T-shirt" bloggers whose names are ubiquitous and who sit around talking with their uppity friends about how wonderful they all are.
Not that I'm jealous or anything.
But if you've ever wanted to find out just how inadequately you stack up against the rest of the blogosphere, well, now you can:
The Blogebrity Widget (aka the Total Perspective Vortex)
Just plug in your URL and find out how devastatingly unimportant you truly are.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go out and kill a grizzly with my bare hands to try to reclaim my manhood.
Actually, I wasn't in the lowest, so I was kinda surprised. Changing site names and hosts KILLED my traffic.
But I'm ok with that - the folks that do read me are folks I've really enjoyed getting to know over time.
B list.
Actually much better than I thought... I was waiting for negative letters.
C-List, but then so what. I do it because, well, I don't know why I do it. Something to do with a Freudian Complex having to do with my sister.
Ouch! I didn't think there was a Q-list.
"We question why you even own a computer or pay for internet access..."
On the other hand, if you make a mistake and just type in "www" as your blog's address, INSTANT A-LIST!!!!
(Actual results may vary.)
C-list. No surprise.
Harvey,
Thanks for keeping us all in check...
damn list
B-list... I'm happy to make the B-list. It's better then not ranking at all.
Used to bother me. Doesn't anymore. Especially because when I convert to Wordpress (in the works as we speak) my permalinks will be broken and my ranking will tank.
As long as I salvage my content, I don't care.
Amazingly I made B-list too. It certainly helps to have a king-sized sidebar and numerous blogrolls.
I typed in IMAO and it's an A-list blog. Does that make me one of the posse? The fame is not mine. It's like I'm Kato Kalen is or something.
Oh good grief... Why would I ever even want to look?!?!?!
Must resist the urge to look......
Hrmm...maybe I need to shave or something
With 89 links in the last 180 days, Technorati places http://www.techography.com in the middle authority group.
That makes you a C-List Blogger!
I got B-list and am pleasantly surprised.
Oh yeah, that's broken. It showed me as an A-list. And I don't have any friends, much less uppity ones...
Ogre - you probably ate the damn fairy cake, too! (see the Vortex link for reference, if necessary)
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