May 19, 2007
With Apologies to JK Rowling
(cross-posted from IMAO)
With the imminent release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, author J.K. Rowling has requested that people refrain from leaking any spoilers.
Sorry, lady, but I need the site traffic.
TOP TEN SPOILERS FOR HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
10) Harry learns "visio correcto" spell and ditches those stupid Birth Control glasses.
9) Hogwarts Alumnus Day guest of honor - Gandalf!
8) Harry is shamed with a lifetime ban for betting on quidditch.
7) Snape and Hagrid - oh yes they are!
6) Final battle against Voldemort cancelled when Democrats vote to pull funding.
5) It's all a dream. Harry wakes up in his mother's basement to discover that he's just a 35-year-old nerd who nodded off during a game of D&D.
4) Malfoy and the Sorting Hat - oh yes they did!
3) Dumbledore only MOSTLY dead - revived by Miracle Max.
2) Voldemort is the name of Harry's sled.
and the #1 spoiler for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows...
1) Hermione is a DUDE!
6) Final battle against Voldemort cancelled when Democrats vote to pull funding.
They would too - nimrods. And then suggest Voldemort simply needs sensitivity training...
#5 LOLOLOLOL!!!!
6a) After seven years, there is no climatic duel between Harry and Voldemort as the Order of the Phoenix is never actually able to locate any WMD (Wizards of Magical Destruction).
"Visio Correcto" LOL!
Drat you, Harv! You've ruined it for me! ;P
Numbers 5 and 3 are hilarious!! LOL!
I knew the love that shall not be spoken was in this movie!
LOL for the Pete Rose allusion...
#5-HA!
Darn, you mean Harvey was just kidding about these? And here I was, thinking this might be a book for me!
Lmfao! i thought it was real
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hehe this one had me cracking up laughing. I couldn't help but read this and think, "Oh I wonder what they found out."
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Oh how funny!!
Hermione can't be a dude! NO! I've masturbated thinking about her too many times for her to be a dude! IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!
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