June 15, 2007

Enunciating Sunbats of the Iraqiwood Right

(cross-posted from IMAO)

With all the annoyance caused by the barking moonbats of the Hollywood left protesting the war (or even worse - doing their version of "supporting the troops"), I sometimes wonder if the terrorists have this problem.

I have this mental image of freshly-bathed, cleanly-shaven men dressed in business suits & shiny shoes, carrying neatly-lettered signs while standing out of the way of both automobile and pedestrian traffic. I can just imagine what slogans they would use to undermine terrorist morale...



* The Koran says that Muslims can't lick Bush!

* No blood for Sharia!

* We support our terrorists when they blow up their Imams!

* War is unhealthy for children and other living things that the Prophet Mohammed had sex with!

* Bush is a terrorist - and much better at it than you!

* What if they held a war and nobody came? The insurgency STILL wouldn't stand a chance, that's what!

* Cowardly tools of Iran! Why are you licking Ahmadinejad's boots? Tastes great, or less filling?

* Suicide bombing is stupid! Americans can make munitions faster than we can make babies!

* The insurgency's plan:
1) Set off IED's
2) ????
3) Caliphate!

* America sees more from a satellite than Allah can protect from Heaven!

* Peace now!
Stop the war!
Buy some whiskey!
And a whore!
I really hope the US wins,
'cause they let me have my sins!

* Better to live in Guantanamo than die in an airstrike!

* Either learn to say "I surrender!" in English or "I've been hit!" in Arabic!

* Car-bombing citizens to win popular support is like screwing for virginity!

* Iraq today: Bush's Vietnam
Iraq tomorrow: Bush's Hiroshima



Wonder what the sunbat version of Daily Kos would be like?

posted by Harvey on June 15, 2007 at 06:12 AM | Permalink | 5 Liars | TrackBack | Funny On Purpose
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