June 18, 2007

DRINK FOUR SIX-PACKS TO CELEBRATE? BRILLIANT! - UPDATED 1PM

Today is Matty O'Blackfive's 4th blogiversary, and I *was* going embarrass him by pointing out how lame his site used to be back in the day.

Unfortunately, he let his original Blogger domain go, and some one-post wonder scooped it up.

However, nothing on the internet ever really dies, so - thanks to the Internet Wayback Machine, here's a cached version of Matty's crappy Blogspot site.

Oh, and for those of you who've never believed me when I said Matt drinks his beers six at a time, here's a photo of him at a recent blogmeet:

Matty drinking Guinness.jpg

Also, a few fun facts about the Paratrooper of Love:

* It wasn't St. Patrick that banished the snakes from Ireland. A snake once knocked over Matty's beer and he murdered the lot of them in retaliation.

* After his morning round of St. Patty's day green beer, Matty takes a leak in the Chicago River, thus turning it green for the rest of the day.

* Does Matty support the troops? Like an armor-plated jockstrap.

* Or a kevlar Wonderbra, if you're talkin' about the ladies.

* 25 years ago, Matty entered his first drinking contest. He didn't "win", because - technically - he's still playing.

Happy Blogiversary, Matt.

UPDATE 1PM: Matty does a little reminiscing about where he's been and what he's accomplished.

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Didn't you have a pic of him water skiing with a beer or 6... I could've sworn you did. *grin*

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