July 12, 2007
Al Qaeda's Response?
(cross-posted from IMAO)
Al Qaeda second-in-command Ayman al-Zawahiri says the group is reparing a "precise response" to Britain's decision to bestow a knighthood on author Salman Rushdie.
Unfortunately, he neglected to say what Al Qaeda's response might actually be, which means we'll have to settle for wild speculation:
* Posting "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" spoilers.
* Naming all their goats "Elizabeth".
* A ceaseless campaign of stealing cars and parking them in tow-away zones.
* Infecting Britain's water supply with Mad Crumpet Disease.
* Refusing to address Sir Paul McCartney as anything other than "the Ivory guy from that one Stevie Wonder song".
* Calling Prime Minister Gordon Brown up every day and asking if Hugh Jass is there.
* Flushing "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" DVDs down the toilet.
* Waiting until Prince Charles is asleep and then putting his hand in a bowl of warm water.
* Making another James Bond movie with Timothy Dalton.
* Organizing a Spice Girls Reunion tour.
* Leaving duffle bags in the London Underground containing open copies of "The Big Book of British Smiles".
* Continuing to savagely attack the tendons of Glasgow cabbies with their balls.
British citizens are being advised to wear steel-toed boots at all times as a precaution.
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