September 17, 2007

Top Ten Democratic Complaints About Petraeus's Iraq Report

(cross-posted from IMAO)

10) Low energy, bad lip-synching, and looks flabby in a two-piece.

9) Kept interrupting speech to hand out new contracts to Halliburton

8) Secretly replaced Ted Kennedy's gin with water, leading to an unsightly episode of DT's.

7) Repeatedly dropped second and third syllables of Bushitler.

6) Didn't demonstrate bipartisan objectivity by surrendering microphone to Code Pink protesters.

5) Forgot to acknowledge Democrats' hard work in supporting the troops.

4) Wore medals on chest instead of throwing them over a fence.

3) Tested microphone by saying "I have a plan for Iraq" in mocking, high-pitched John Kerry voice.

2) Careless omission of the words, "failure", "quagmire", and "Vietnam".

And the #1 Democratic complaint about Petraeus's Iraq report (see extended entry):

1) His eerie resemblance to Fifth Element's Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg:

zorg patraeus.jpg

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Comments on Top Ten Democratic Complaints About Petraeus's Iraq Report
Joan of Argghh! exemplified on September 17, 2007 07:39 PM

Go google up "eisenhower" and "petraeus" together, and see what ya get from the moonbats.

Heh.
:o)

Ogre exemplified on September 18, 2007 10:48 AM

Wow. That's just a scary resemblance.