September 21, 2007
JOHN EDWARDS FABULOUS FACTS
(a weekly round-up of the daily posts from IMAO)
The documentary about John's presidential campaign will be titled "Edwards Sissyhands".
John Edwards loves his teddy bears, which is why - if you ask him "Ginger or Mary Ann?" - he'll answer "Skipper".
John Edwards taught Monica that cigar trick.
John Edwards created the youth organization "Edwards Scouts" for boys who like to wear skirts and sell cookies.
Grunting, sweating, heavy breathing, rapid up & down motions - just John Edwards trying unsuccessfully to operate a click-top pen.
The most common word in the English language is "the". For John Edwards, it's "pedicure".
Bonus Facts:
From Silicon Valley Jim:
The first argument in John and Elizabeth Edwards's marriage occurred when Elizabeth used John's rouge before he was done with it. He'd already done his cheeks, but hadn't done his nipples.
From Jim:
John Edwards has every one of Michael Jackson's singles. Every. Single. One!
The constant characterization of him as an effete snob makes John Edwards so angry that he wants to scream and stamp his foot.
John Edwards does not mind being called a Metrosexual. He prefers that to what he used to be called: "pantywaist".
"John Edwards does not mind being called a Metrosexual. He prefers that to what he used to be called: "pantywaist"."
I mentioned his full title over at IMAO.
Full title is---
Lily-button, tissy-friss, sissy-mary, pantywaist, mamby-pamby, Girl Scout wannabee.
JohnE gets upset over pantywaist because he abhors pantylines. He prefers wearing a thong or nothing at all.
Oops, 'scuse me, I just threw-up in my mouth a little bit -- gotta go.
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