POP QUIZ

Long Lost Blogson The Bartender (once of Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon), forwarded me a list of stupid children's answers to test questions.

Just for fun, I'm posting it Jeopardy style: answers first:

Q: What is a nitrate?
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A: He is a noted figure in history because he invented cigarettes and started a craze for bicycles.

Q: What was Sir Walter Raleigh famous for?
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A: Unusual names.

Q: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common?
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A: Learning to speak Latin.

Q: Name one of the early Romans' greatest achievements.
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A: Flooding in areas such as the Mississippi may be avoided by placing a number of big dames into the river.

Q: Name one measure which can be put into place to avoid river flooding in times of extensive rainfall (e.g. in Mississippi).
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A: Two polar bears, three four seals.

Q: Name six animals which live specifically in the Arctic.
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A: It doesn't, it's just self, self, self, self all the way through.

Q: How does Romeo's character develop throughout the play?
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A: Mrs. Orpheus

Q: Name the wife of Orpheus, whom he attempted to save from the underworld.
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A: At the bottom.

Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
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A: He says goodbye to his childhood, enters adultery.

Q: What happens during puberty to a boy?
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A: 1. All the cows will escape.
2. The cars drive into the fields.
3. There is nowhere to hide.

Q: State three drawbacks of hedgerow removal.
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A: Close by

Q: What is the meaning of the word "varicose"?
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A: Mariah Carey.

Q: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register?
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A: When your mum irons trousers for you.

Q: Explain the phrase "free press".
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A: You might walk into it.

Q: Why would living close to a mobile phone mast cause ill health?
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A: It doesn't have a chair.

Q: Joanna works in an office. Her computer is a stand-alone system. What is a stand-alone computer system?
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A: He could find out by checking his speedometer.

Q: Steve is driving his car. He is travelling at 60 feet/second and the speed limit is 40 mph. Is Steve speeding?
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A: You get your electricity faster.

Q: Give a reason why people would want to live near power lines.
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A: There are good vibrations and bad vibrations. Good vibrations were discovered in the 1960's.

Q: What is a vibration?
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A: Around Hadrian's garden.

Q: Where was Hadrian's Wall built?
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A: 2(x+y)
2 ( x + y )
2  (  x  +  y  )
2   (   x   +   y   )

Q: Expand 2(x+y)
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A: Malaria

Q: The race of people known as Malays come from which country?