January 25, 2010
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In a case of premature selectionation (which I sincerely hope is not a metaphor for anything else in his life, because John is a great guy), Right Wing News is asking who I'd support as the RNC selectee in 2012:
Haley Barbour
Jeb Bush
Mitch Daniels
Newt Gingrich
Mike Huckabee
Sarah Palin
Ron Paul
Mike Pence
Rick Perry
Tim Pawlenty
Mitt Romney
John Thune
Politically speaking, I'd like to pick Newt Gingrich, since he's a clever and eloquent speaker who can explain the foundations of freedom off-the-cuff better than most people can with script, a teleprompter, cue cards, and James Earl Jones doing a voiceover.
Trouble is, anytime a Democrat actually stands up to him, he folds up like a cheap lawn chair under Michael Moore's ass.
Oh, and he supported the RINO in NY-23 instead of the candidate who actually, you know, espoused all those limited-government principles that he constantly gives lip-service to.
So I'm throwing in with Team Palin. Mostly because any time she opens her pretty mouth, the left starts shitting on the floor and rolling around in it before throwing it in her direction in the form of sleazy, sexist, statements of ad hominem frothing.
Which is comedy gold, and gives me something fun to write about at IMAO.
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