BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Every tick of the clock marks another second in my heaven of being with you.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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There is no better sound than that of your footsteps coming towards me, and no better feeling than that of taking you in my arms when you arrive.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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There's nothing worse than wanting something you can't have. But since all I want is you, my life has never been better.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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No matter how crowded the room, all I can see is you.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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If the eyes are the windows to the soul, you have the prettiest windows I've ever seen.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Every day we make new and precious memories that I keep, cherished, in the treasure chest of my heart.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Come lay next to me at the end of the day, and I will murmur words of love to bring you the sweetest sleep.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I didn't fall for you. You have to rise to meet an angel.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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This is not a love note. I'm just noting that I love you.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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If I am here and you are there, then one of us is in the wrong place - a situation that should be remedied immediately.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Don't bother asking if I think another woman looks prettier than you. I can't imagine that it'd be worth it to tear my eyes away from you just to find out that the answer is, as always, "no".

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I have no political ambitions, and I never wanted to be President. Unless it's of your fan club. In which case, I accept the nomination.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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What you bring to this relationship is charm, dignity, and a sense of outgoing cheerfulness that I could never create on my own. You are the life of my party.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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If anyone ever tells me you're not the sweetest, most adorable woman in the world, I just ignore them. So far, I've never had to ignore anybody.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Again and again throughout the day, I'm struck with awe at my good fortune in having your love.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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If you see me smiling in my sleep, it's because I'm dreaming of you.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I feel like I've known you all my life. Probably because what I had before I met you wasn't really "living".

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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If the purpose of a birthday is to celebrate your birth, then - to me - EVERY day is your birthday.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I've made many mistakes in my life, but I can say without hesitation that loving you is NOT one of them.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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In a little while, you'll put this love note aside, perhaps even forgetting that you ever read it. In that same little while, the love for you that caused me to write this will be just as strong and true as it ever was, perhaps even more so.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Other than everything you say, everything you do, and everything you are, there's not much about you that I find attractive.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I'm not "madly in love with you", I'm just "eccentrically affectionate".

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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How dare you love me so! I'll just have to get even with you by loving you back twice as much!

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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From the first time I kissed you, I knew I'd have to do it again and again for the rest of my life.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Every day is a weekend when I'm with you.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Even though I saw you this morning, when I see you again after work, I feel as joyous as if I'd not seen you in 20 years.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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If I could live anywhere in the world, it would be wherever you are.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I don't know much about fashion, but I *do* know that having you by my side is the perfect accessory for whatever I'm wearing.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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In my heart, I've built the castle where you reign forever as queen.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Something wonderful happened to me today - you.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Are you ready for the best years of your life? Then take my hand and come along with me.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Every moment without you makes the wine of life as flavorless as water.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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You in one word - breathtaking.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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If I were to dig a hole deep enough to hold my love for you, I'd have to hollow out the Earth.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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When you smile at me, I melt like a snowman in July.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I don't know what our final destination will be but I *do* know that you've made the journey one of pure pleasure.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Your love makes me feel so good. I'm surprised the government hasn't classified it as an illegal narcotic.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Your seductive feminine wiles have absolutely NO effect on me... aside from making me weak-kneed with desire.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I wanted to paint a picture of our love, but I'm afraid there's neither color nor canvas enough in the world to do it justice.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I would be the stem to your flower, my only purpose being to hold you up high enough for everyone to be able to admire you.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I've always thought there was a limit to how beautiful a woman could be, but every day I find that you've surpassed that limit yet again.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I've always admired your fluency in speaking the language of loving me.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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One night, I thought an angel appeared to me in a vision, but it turned out that I'd just woken up and seen you lying next to me. A very understandable mistake.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Though I've known you long and loved you deeply, there is ever uncharted territory of you left to explore. You are my never-ending adventure.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I don't love you for any particular reason, other than to enjoy the pleasure of the process.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I must seize this opportunity to kiss you, since it may be several minutes before I get another chance.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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When it comes to loving you, I have no sense of restraint, and I can't help indulging myself to extravagant excess.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Although there's no shortage of beautiful women in the world, there's a shortage of women as beautiful as you. I'm glad I managed to get the last one.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Perhaps I can't always unravel the mysteries of all your moods, but I will always be there to see you through them.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I will wipe away your tears and return them a thousand-fold as smiles.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I believe in following my heart, because I know it could never steer me wrong. After all, it led me to you.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Is my speech slurred? I haven't been drinking, it's just that I find you intoxicatingly gorgeous.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I wish I could find the magic words that would finally make you believe how beautiful you are once and for all. Meanwhile, I'll just keep using ordinary words repeatedly.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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If the entire world was against me, but you were on my side, I could never know defeat.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Hope may spring eternal, but my love for you makes hope seem ephemeral and transient by comparison.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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You're such a remarkable woman, I can't imagine that your equal exists in the world. Heck, sometimes I can hardly believe that there's even ONE of you. But I'm unutterably glad that there is.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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If I never spoke another word again, I would still tell you "I love you" every day - with my eyes, my hands, and an endless supply of kisses. You would always know that you are loved.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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No use in delaying the inevitable - you might as well kiss me now.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I do not regret the things I've turned away from because they were just steps on the path that turned me towards you.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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What I love about being with you is that you make me demand more of myself than I ever could on my own.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I have only two moods - loving you when you're with me, and missing you when you're not.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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A list of things I wouldn't be willing to do to make you happy:

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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You don't have to reassure me that you still love me. I still feel assured from the first time you ever told me..

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I find your lewd behavior completely inappropriate. Please note that I'm neither complaining nor asking you to stop.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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You are adorable, but not irresistible. I can resist you any time I want to. The fact that I'll never want to is completely irrelevant.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Everything you've always wanted can be yours. Just share your dreams with me and I'll help you make them come true.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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When I fell in love with you, it was because I thought you were perfect. I must've been mistaken, because you just keep getting better.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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There is no distance so great that our love can't bridge it, yet still there is no distance so small that I don't wish we were even closer.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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If you could see yourself as I see you, I think you would be pleased at how well your crown matches your throne.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Why do I love you? For the same reason I breathe - because I could have no life without doing so.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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In my life, I have wanted, wished for, and hoped for many things. In you, I have found them all and more.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Some people seek thrills by climbing mountains or jumping out of planes. I don't need to because I can get that feeling just by hearing you whisper my name.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Electricity must always follow the path of least resistance, and there is so much of it between us that I can't resist loving you.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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It's amazing and delightful to me that we can have entire conversations with just our eyes.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I do not know precisely how to kiss you right now, but I'm more than willing to keep trying until I get it right.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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You are so wonderful, you make even the plateaus in our love feel like pinnacles of pure ecstasy.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I don't like to refer to our anniversary as "our special day". EVERY day with you is special.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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If I had to choose between quality and quantity of love, I would choose you, because then I wouldn't have to settle for either/or.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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If I had to choose between quality and quantity of love, I would choose you, because then I wouldn't have to settle for either/or.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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If you had gone to Oz, the Tin Man wouldn't have needed to ask the Wizard for a heart. Your heart is big enough for two.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I'm in the mood for a little light reading. I'll pretend I'm blind, and you can be a book written in Braille.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I don't love you for your sake, but for mine. I admit that I derive unending selfish pleasure from causing you happiness.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I love you a little... in the same sense that Mt. Everest is a little pile of rocks.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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It's hard to imagine what life would be like without you. All I can say for sure is that I wouldn't be as happy as I am now.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I will only buy you flowers on special occasions. The flower shop was open today. That seems pretty special to me.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I don't worry about the future. I'm too concerned with the present. Specifically what present to buy you next.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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No matter what good thing happens to me, I find the joy of it amplified a thousand-fold by sharing it with you.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I'm throwing the red challenge flag because I want to spend 60 seconds replaying that last kiss.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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When we began our love's journey together, I had no idea that it would be so much fun. My only regret is that we didn't start sooner.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I thought I was ready for you, but how could I be ready for something that's SO profoundly changed my life for the better?

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Life goes by so fast, it seems like I'm always running. Whether towards something or away from something, I'm not really sure. But all that really matters to me is that I'm running with you by my side.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE
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I imagine it's possible for two people to be closer than you and I. Assuming that they're Siamese twins.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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You ought to be bottled and sold as an aphrodisiac.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Crazy weatherman... he said it was going to be cloudy today, but all I can see is sunshine. Possibly because I'm with you.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Believe it or not, you actually made it onto my top ten list of favorite things. In fact, all ten items are you.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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If loving you were a crime, a jury would have me convicted after about ten seconds of deliberation. Which is fair enough, since the evidence against me IS overwhelming.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Why do I hit the snooze button half a dozen times every morning? Because I love waking up next to you, and it's like getting a week's worth of wake-ups in one day.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Most things that are delicious aren't good for you. Luckily, you're an exception to the rule.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I thought loving you the way you deserve would always be so easy. Sometimes... perhaps not. But still, the effort is ALWAYS worth it just to see you smile.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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You know what really annoys me? Blinking - because it wastes a perfectly good tenth of a second that I could be spending gazing upon your beauty.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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No matter how quietly I actually say "I love you", know that it always comes out of my soul as a joyous shout.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Your instincts for love are so finely honed... you always seem to know exactly what I need.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Maybe it's just a trick of the light, but I swear you look younger and lovelier now than when we first met.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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In my darker moments I feel as though my hopes and dreams have been scattered to the four winds. Fortunately, you're always there to help me gather them back together.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Sunsets used to make me sad - the dying of the day. Now I enjoy them since it means the start of another night with you.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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What's your secret? How DO you cram all that lovely into such a slender yet curvaceous package?

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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True love is not for the timid. Fortunately, you are as courageous as you are beautiful.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Sometimes I want quiet nights. Sometimes I long for adventure. I love you because you're always ready for either at a moment's notice.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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For a million dollars, I'd walk a little faster. For you, I'd run.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Christmas presents, candy bars, you - things I like to unwrap.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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When all pretense has been stripped away, there remains only the core of me, full of love for you.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Barrels of monkeys come to you for lessons in fun.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Every year with you it's the same old thing - more smiles, fewer tears, and better love. I hope the monotony isn't driving you TOO crazy.

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TODAY'S DIRTY MINDS QUIZ

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Here's how it goes.

The answer is a (more or less) completely innocent word.

The hints, however, are designed to make you think of something... not so innocent.

I'll put the first hint in the main post, and the other two in the extended entry.

Good luck.

(see extended entry for more clues)

BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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You + me = greatest love in history (some assembly required).

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stare. It's just that you're beautiful and I'm not blind.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Every time we say goodbye, I start counting the seconds until we say hello again.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Pay no attention to what the bathroom scale says. A gem like you should have her weight given in carats, not pounds.

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If I could design the perfect woman, she'd have your looks, your intelligence, your sense of humor, your personality... Hmmm... I guess your parents beat me to it.

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I've judged your book by its cover, and I can't wait to get my hands on your pages.

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Frazzled by the storms of life's frantic obligations, I can always seek refuge in you, the ever-calm eye of my hurricane.

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I guess there's no rational explanation for why I love you like I do. But if this is madness, then it's of a happy sort.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I've always said that I don't believe in miracles. Then you came into my life. I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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It amazes me that some people long for "the good old days", because with you, I know my life will only get better. I long for "the good new days" to come.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I wouldn't compare our love to a garden, because they're so small. Our love is an entire rainforest, encompassing continents.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Why does our love last? Because even though we don't always agree, we DO always cooperate.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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You know, I've always been easily distracted by the presence of a pretty woman, and... uh... what was I saying?

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Whenever I hear footsteps, I turn around, hoping that it's you. Even if I already know that it couldn't be, I still can't help feeling a little disappointed if it isn't.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Since you've come into my life, every piece of furniture in the house has become a loveseat.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Shhhhh... hear that? That's the sound of me adoring you.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Even when you're just in the next room, sometimes I still miss you, because you're not right by my side.

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Generally, I'm not concerned with other people's opinions. But you're not just another person. You're the woman I love, and your every thought matters to me.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I'm NOT absentminded, I'm just thinking about other things a lot. Like the way you look when you step out of the shower, for example.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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If I were a spider, I'd spin "I love you" into my web. When you saw it, you'd be awed and delighted. Then you'd smash me with a rolled up newspaper, because you hate spiders. But it'd be worth it.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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It's the little things about you that I cherish. Like watching you browse, poke, and consider your way through your closet for so long to find that just-right pair of shoes to complement your outfit. You adorable little perfectionist, you.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Whoever coined the phrase "a fine figure of a woman" was probably thinking about you when he did so.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I wanted to send smoke signals from a mountaintop to declare my love for you to the world. But I think I'd need nuclear weapons to make them with enough emphasis.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Some people have all the luck. Given that you're in my life, I must be one of the some.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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In our time together, I've sometimes stumbled, sometimes fell, but you've never left me behind. You've always been there to help me get back on my feet when I've needed you. You never give up.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Experts agree - you are the most beautiful woman in the world. Anyone who disagrees OBVIOUSLY can't be considered an "expert".

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Lying on my back in the grass, staring up at the clouds - I see you in every one of them. Which is - if not perfectly normal - at least not surprising.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I don't know if it's possible to overdose on kisses, but I think I'd like to try with you.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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That does it. I'm calling the police and having you arrested for being too damn gorgeous.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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It's not that I don't remember my life before you, it's just that it seems so drab by comparison to my life WITH you that I don't see any reason to waste time thinking about it.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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It may seem peculiar at times, how madly I love you. But given how wonderful you are, to do otherwise would be a tragic character flaw on my part.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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The delight of you is that you always strike the perfect balance between mysterious adventure and comfortable routine. If our love is not always exciting, it is also never dull.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I hold you close. I feel you respond. It is my simplest and most cherished joy.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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No pirates' gold was ever as dear as the treasure I have in you.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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If ever I see tears on your cheek, I will replace them with kisses.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Our love is not made of bricks and mortar, but of honor and trust - making it an eternal edifice of mutual happiness.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Thoughts of you forever penetrate my mind. There's no escaping them. Which makes me exceedingly glad.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Sometimes our love roars, sometimes it merely whispers, but never does it fall silent.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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In loving each other, there are no locked doors to hold us back because together we create the key to realizing all our dreams.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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With you, there is no overlooking. Only looking over.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Is my breathing noticeably faster? You must be nearby.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Guessing your age is simple - you have the wisdom and self-confidence of a woman 10 years older, and the beauty of a woman 10 years younger. All I have to do is pick the number in the middle. But if anyone asks, I'll tell them your beauty-age.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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It's inaccurate to say that you've won my heart, because that implies that you could somehow lose it - which is just plain foolishness.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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You seem surprised that - of all the women in the world - I chose you. That's not surprising. Surprising would be if I'd chosen anyone else.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Guess what number I'm thinking of... That's right! Congratulations - you've just won a kiss. Want to play again?

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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It only takes one good trick to be a magician. Mine shall be turning you into a happy woman. I hope you don't mind if I rehearse it several times a day.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Nothing beats watching the awed expressions on men's faces when you walk into a room. Except perhaps their looks of disappointment when you sit next to me. Yeah, I'm a little smug about it, but it's only because I realize just how lucky I am.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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You can never force a man to change. However, it IS possible - as you do - to inspire him to want to be the better man that he thinks you deserve.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Some people hate waiting in lines, but not me. It gives me time to think about you.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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If every action has an equal and opposite reaction, then somewhere in the universe I've caused some man to really, really, REALLY hate a woman.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Where do they hold 12-step program meetings for "Loving You Anonymous"? I need to know so that I can make sure I never go near one, even by accident. Some addictions ARE healthy, you know.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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There are many contenders for "The 8th Wonder of the World". I nominate the smile you give me after I kiss you good-morning.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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They always told me that love was a fickle, mysterious, incomprehensible thing. They were wrong. Love is tangible, understandable, and knowable. Love is you.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I'd like to earn a Ph.D. in loving you. How do I enroll?

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Falling in love with you isn't something I planned, just something I've always dreamt of.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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If I had a nickel for every time you've made me unhappy, I'd be flat broke.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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My favorite thing about you? Your voice. Because you use it to say, "I love you".

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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You're so pretty that flowers give each other bouquets of your picture.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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The seasons change every three flips of the calendar page. My love for you - never.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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When a problem comes between us, it simply means that we have the problem surrounded, and it will soon be defeated. Because when it comes right down to it, I'm ALWAYS on your side.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Don't worry, I'm not crazy, I'm just in love with you. Although - if I'm doing it right - there really isn't that much difference.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I'm normally a cautious, thoughtful man, but I love you madly. I want to take your hand and plunge recklessly and headlong into our beautiful future together.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Like the plastic tip of a shoelace, you keep me from fraying so that I can make it through the tight spots in my life's journey.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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If I were your waiter, the only tip I'd want would be the privilege of continuing to serve at your pleasure.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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You just interrupted my train of thought and I forgot what I was going to say. It was probably "I love you". It usually is. And when it isn't, it ought to be.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Kissing you seems terribly complicated. Maybe we should practice some more until I'm sure I've got the hang of it.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I will dispense with the formalities. I love you, I need you, I want you. Please immediately and unconditionally surrender. There's no fighting this.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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It just tickles me to be so well in tune with you that - when you say, "you know... that guy who was in that one movie..." - I do, indeed, know.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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In loving you, I find that I don't need to strike a balance between what I want and what I need, since you provide both in such delightfully overwhelming measure.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Our love is not merely a connection, it is a fusion at the atomic level. The same power that sustains the sun itself, and its results are equally as warming and life-giving.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Like Martin Luther, I nail my declarations of love to your heart's door. Heed the words thereon, for I shall not be dissuaded from the path of devotion I've chosen.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I've tried counting how many times you've made me happy, but I gave up, since the number increases faster than I can count.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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You ask if I'm certain that I love you. I answer that the certainty of tomorrow's sunrise is a lottery ticket's gamble by comparison.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I've been told that with faith, all things are possible, but there is not enough faith in the world for there to possibly be a man who loves you as much as I.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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As the ocean kisses the beach, the waves of my love will wash gently and unceasingly against the shores of your heart.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I find it peculiar to hear other people claiming to be in love. When I think about the indescribable delight that you and I share, it's just so hard to imagine even the faintest duplication of it existing anywhere else.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I promise to love you forever, but I hope that you will forgive me if I break that promise by loving you a little longer.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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I will whisper you words of love, I will shout love with my actions, and through it all, I will kiss you, kiss you, kiss you.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Every time I look at a woman on a magazine cover, my mind boggles at the notion that they settled for such an inferior specimen when they could've had you.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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When I fell in love with you, I thought you were my ideal woman. But somehow you've taken my ideal and perfected it beyond my imagination. Bless you for knowing what I wanted even better than I did myself.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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When I look at you, I am stunned - as always - by how unchangingly beautiful you are. I can't move, or breathe, or think. I can only gaze reverently and vow to cherish you all the more, as I bless my good fortune at being the man you've chosen.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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You know that blissful, contented feeling of having someone scratch that impossible-to-reach itchy spot between your shoulders? That's how you make me feel all the time.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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In the strictest, literal sense, it is true that my love for you is not "infinite". However, it is also true that my love for you has no boundaries, borders, or limits of which I am aware.

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BAD EXAMPLE'S DAILY LOVE NOTE

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Your love is an artist's hands, carving statuesque romance out of my heart's otherwise cold marble.

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