A lot of women (including bloggranddaughter VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks) are happy about Glamour magazine using a non-airbrushed picture of a model:
As for my take on it, it's not what you'd expect from me.
If you've read me for a while, you know I prefer my women to look soft & cuddly, so the problem isn't this model's weight.
It's the pose.
It's not flattering.
For me, the most enticing aspect of a nude woman is the smooth flow of her curves. Some poses emphasize and complement this better than others. Standing, leaning, & reclining usually work best.
Hunched over... not so much.
Rail-thin ain't pretty, but neither is being wadded up like a used kleenex.
Apparently the distance between a woman's clitoris & vagina affects her ability to have an orgasm through intercourse.
"The 69 percent of women in her sample who could have orgasms during sex had significantly smaller distances between sex organs. These women, referred to as paraclitoridiennes, could almost always climax from sex."
Bonaparte also found a correlation between a woman’s height and the closeness of her sex organs. This was namely that shorter women tended to have shorter spans.
So guys who are lousy in bed should hook up with short women.
7885 EXACTLY! I WIN!
Blogson Andrew of Custos Honor tagged me with this one (edited slightly):
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SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 movies, you have no life.
Mark the ones you've seen. Copy this list, check the movies you've seen, add them up, and include the number in your post title.
________________________________________
(x)Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x)Pirates of the Caribbean
()Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
() Boondock Saints
(X) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
() Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(X) Along Came Polly
() Deep Impact
(x) KingPin
() Never Been Kissed
(X) Meet The Parents
(X) Meet the Fockers
(X) Eight Crazy Nights
(X) Joe Dirt
(x) KING KONG
Total so far: 15
() A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
() The Lizzie McGuire Movie
() Passport to Paris
(X) Dumb & Dumber
(X) Dumber & Dumberer
() Final Destination
() Final Destination 2
() Final Destination 3
() Halloween
() The Ring
() The Ring 2
() Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber
Total so far: 18
(X) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
() Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
() Ghost Ship
() From Hell
(x) Hellboy
() Secret Window
(X) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
(X) The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 24
() The Day After Tomorrow
() Child's Play
() Seed of Chucky
() Bride of Chucky
() Ten Things I Hate About You
() Just Married
() Gothika
() Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
(X) Coach Carter
() The Grudge
() The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
(X) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 29
(X) Bad Boys
() Bad Boys 2
() Joy Ride
() Lucky Number Slevin
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(X) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Bourne Identity
(X) Bourne Supremecy
() Lone Star
(X) Bedazzled
() Predator I
() Predator II
() The Fog
(x) Ice Age
() Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
() Curious George
Total so far: 36
(x) Independence Day
() Cujo
(X) A Bronx Tale
() Darkness Falls
() Christine
(x) ET
() Children of the Corn
(X) My Bosses Daughter
(X) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
(X) Rush Hour
() Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 43
() Best Bet
(X) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(X) She's All That
() Calendar Girls
(X) Sideways
() Mars Attacks!
() Event Horizon
() Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
() Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 51
(x) X-Men
(x) X2
() X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
() Sky High
() Jeepers Creepers
() Jeepers Creepers 2
(X) Catch Me If You Can
() The Little Mermaid
(X) Freaky Friday
() Reign of Fire
() The Skulls
() Cruel Intentions
() Cruel Intentions 2
(X) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
() Shrek 2
()6 Shrek 3
Total so far: 59
() Swimfan
(x) Miracle on 34th street
(X) Old School
(X) The Notebook
() K-Pax
() Kippendorf's Tribe
() A Walk to Remember
() Ice Castles
() Boogeyman
(X) The 40-year-old-virgin
Total so far: 63
() Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
() Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
() Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 66
(X) Baseketball
() Hostel
() Waiting for Guffman
() House of 1000 Corpses
() Devils Rejects
(x) Elf
() Highlander
() Mothman Prophecies
(x) American History X
() Three
Total so Far: 69
() The Jacket
(X) Kung Fu Hustle
() Shaolin Soccer
() Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(X) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
() Shaun Of the Dead
() Willard
Total so far: 71
() High Tension
() Club Dread
(x) Hulk
() Dawn Of the Dead
() Hook
() Chronicle Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
() 28 days later
() Orgazmo
() Phantasm
(X ) Waterworld
Total so far: 73
(x) Kill Bill vol 1
() Kill Bill vol 2
() Mortal Kombat
() Wolf Creek
() Kingdom of Heaven
() The Hills Have Eyes
() I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
() The Last House on the Left
() Re-Animator
() Army of Darkness
Total so far: 74
() Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
() Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
() Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
() Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 76
(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
() The Matrix Revolutions
() Animatrix
() Evil Dead
() Evil Dead 2
() Team America: World Police
() Red Dragon
() Silence of the Lambs
() Hannibal
Final total: 78
A Moose exemplified on January 30, 2008 at 04:25 PM
If it wasn't... sadly... it probably is now.
RedNeck exemplified on January 31, 2008 at 07:37 PM
Yet nothing makes me appreciate the fine arts as much as this little number titled "Prelude du Fornication", which should not be confused with Boston's "Foreplay/Long Time".
(281k download - probably shouldn't be viewed around children or the child-like).
Wow! You have a theme song! :) My present is posted - Happy Birthday, Harvey!!
Richmond exemplified on September 14, 2007 at 05:29 AM
Darn... I am having technical difficulties. Your filter won't allow me to link to a URL that contains "b l o g g e r.com" weird. I might have to find something else. And thought you were going to be easy to shop for.
Lynn exemplified on September 14, 2007 at 06:14 AM
Here's today big boob alert and a very happy birthday to you.
http://www.bigboobsalert.com/white-angel.php
(you can thank Pan for finding it, LOL)
Tink exemplified on September 14, 2007 at 11:04 AM
Happy Birthday, Harv. I will not show you the only human female boobs in this house, at our age it would put you off sex for the next 21 years, maybe longer.
Peter exemplified on September 14, 2007 at 11:34 AM
Ummm...Happy Birfday! I am unable to get the link to your present from work since they filter everything here (except mercifly, your site). ^_____^
Fast Eddie exemplified on September 14, 2007 at 12:22 PM
KTreva exemplified on September 14, 2007 at 06:03 PM
Birthday greetings from the Great White North. I'm afraid I cannot top the video from Contagion.
Temujin exemplified on September 14, 2007 at 06:03 PM
Happy Birthday, Harvey! May the future bring you many more boobs...I mean years of happiness.
Same difference. :-P
Hapkido exemplified on September 14, 2007 at 06:37 PM
Happy Birthday!!! That is video is frickin' funny. I want a tshirt that says, "Real Boobs Rock". Hardly anyone has them down here! but I think that tshirt wouldn't go over real big with my family... ;-)
Susie exemplified on September 14, 2007 at 09:33 PM
Happy Birthday you dirty old squid! What's life look like from the other side of that hill? [/slings Guinness and runs]
Mike the Marine exemplified on September 15, 2007 at 12:07 PM
Happy Belated Birthday from Brooklyn, Harvey...it took me forever to learn that you linked to me, as I didn't even think you knew I existed. I hope you were able to give a few primo Bromskies to some hot babes, as it seems you have a healthy fascination with female groodage.
Erica exemplified on September 17, 2007 at 02:05 PM
Kyla Ebbert nearly got kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight for wearing an outfit that was "too provocative", but they let her stay on after she adjusted her clothing to be "less revealing".
OH MY DRAGON BALLS!!
WHAT is wrong with these people...OW..I hurt just watching.
Now were all agreed that Harvey has FAR to much free time If he can find stuff like this..pardon me while I go soak OW.
OK, what happened? Naturally I wanted to see better examples, but when I clicked on "see better examples", all I got were the comments. Fer shame. Now, fix that!
Although I may have occasionally said "Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look in my mirror and I can't concentrate!", I was NOT, in fact, the person who said it this time.
Although, if the cleavage in question looked anything like this:
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Kostantinos exemplified on August 01, 2007 at 02:01 PM
Anyone but me curious as to why they have a man demonstrating?? If it were really good I would think that a woman would be showing us how the thing works. (With a big smile on her face.) Just sayin'...
Thought I'd give you a spam-less comment. Does this thing come in different sizes? I know someone with a large dog & this would be great to prevent further psychological leg-humping trauma.
My breasts are just right. ;-) They are doing the job they need to do. GRIN
vw bug exemplified on February 28, 2007 at 12:34 PM
I saw the picture and thought you were gonna break into a St. Pauli's girl commercial. Goldie locks is fine. Juuuust right. The bear has to go though...
RedNeck exemplified on February 28, 2007 at 02:41 PM
Someone sat on mine, and now they're all broken!
Roses exemplified on February 28, 2007 at 08:44 PM
Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered.
According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out" declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.
Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients -- half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so.
The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby.
"There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
And, bless her heart, she even included a picture for today's workout:
Okay, so we know what keeps guys healthy... now what about girls? Which male bits will keep us - ahem - in good shape. *grin*
Teresa exemplified on February 13, 2007 at 11:53 PM
Gosh Harvey I hate to do this to you and all the rest of the men folk out there anticipating a good workout, but according to snopes.com this is a myth. There is no such study. But in the interest of science and better health for mankind, I bet you could do one yourself!
"Susan" exemplified on February 24, 2007 at 10:22 AM
"Susan" - I've already devoted most of my life to it, and I vow not to quit until I get some definite answers! ;-)
Harvey exemplified on February 24, 2007 at 01:04 PM
If you click the link, you'll notice that - although those ARE the repulsive-looking, troll-doll-faced Olsen twins - they are NOT, in fact, nude. Sure, their breasts lack active support, but their perkybits are discreetly hidden under stick-on plastic butterflies.
Which brings me to my point.
THERE ARE NO NUDE PICTURES OF THE OLSEN TWINS.
They don't take their clothes off in public.
Anyone who claims to have nude Olsen twins pictures is either lying or photoshopping.
If you think you've found such pictures, you've been suckered, because there's no such thing.
vw bug exemplified on November 26, 2006 at 09:47 AM
I agree with your description of those two. When they where on Full House I always thought the producers couldn't have found two uglier babies. As for them now, sure they are rich, young, and... well I guess that's all you need.
Contagion exemplified on November 26, 2006 at 10:10 AM
I've had the same sort of thing in the search department, it's really spiked the last few weeks.
What the hell did they do?
tommy exemplified on November 26, 2006 at 10:46 AM
So, who are these Olson Twins?
I guess I need to watch TV or read "People" or something. There seems to be an entire popular culture that I know nothing about. Oh well, I don't care, either so I guess it all works out.
Peter exemplified on November 26, 2006 at 06:38 PM
Harvey exemplified on November 26, 2006 at 10:03 PM
So.... do you have pics of them nekkid and making out, or what?
(snicker)
Graumagus exemplified on November 27, 2006 at 02:23 AM
Those Olsen twins are smokin'
RightWingDuck exemplified on November 27, 2006 at 01:34 PM
So you're the reason I wasn't getting any hits over the weekend. *grin* I got almost no google hits at all. Then again I don't post about weird looking celebs... maybe I should do that. LOL.
Teresa exemplified on November 27, 2006 at 02:29 PM
FUCK YEAH I WILL FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THEM, I WILL TEAR THAT SHIT UP WITH MY ERECT PENIS
I haven't seen any nudes yet, but there are see-through pics that *are* real. I even got one (a computer printout on photo paper) autographed in person! :)
See, they know they're hot and the tease intentionally. I got that butterfly one autographed too. :)*
lostinlodos exemplified on March 22, 2007 at 10:08 PM
Haha, I found this site by typing Nude in google. Trying to find a really skinny model with different poses that I can have photoshoped to look like a character of mine... any tips? :p
In anycase, those two aren't so horrible. They make movies I personally dislike but they are teens and... not really down to earth looking but they'll get there.
Rashnaja exemplified on March 23, 2007 at 09:54 AM
any one that wants to chat to me through msn messsenger go ahead my email is:
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Even though he's only punk who's just now getting around to turning 40, I still thought I should post a little something to thank the man who hosts my blog,
A very little something...
A very little something you'd have a hard time explaining to your boss, so it's in the extended entry.
In Illinois they used to look out for stuff like that and deny the plates. Guess Florida doesn't care or they have very naive people issuing plates. *grin*
Denny of Grouchy Old Cripple posted his Saturday Boobage with a group shot featuring a variety of shapes & sizes [NC17 on that link].
However, upon closer inspection, I'm thinking that "bottom row, second from the left" is (or used to be) a guy. Note the large hand and the chiseled features.
Might be a couple other trannies in there, too (e.g. top row, fifth from the right).
Can't be sure without a package check, of course, but bad wigs and fake boobs always get my Sailor Sense tingling.
Bloggranddaughter Sarah the Penguin of Because We Have Thumbs wants you to post a picture featuring a crotch and then send her a link so that she can do a round up.
Sort of a "Carnival of the Crotch", except that - God willing - it won't become a weekly event.
Anyway, my contribution's in the extended entry...
awwww shucks!
There I go, getting linked to again.
btw, I made a comment here:
http://curmudgeonlyskeptical.blogspot.com/2006/04/re-whiny-illegal-conquistadors-heres.html
and he turned it into another post - pretty funny. I seem to be good at this. :)
And here I was thinking you were letting people know I was still alive (by the title)... though it is a funny cartoon. GRIN
vw bug exemplified on January 20, 2006 at 08:38 PM
I tell the kids cobwebs in the house is a good thing, they keep the bugs down. Meanwhile, this place looks like it belongs to the Addams Family. Thanks for the cool cartoon!
Miss Cellania exemplified on January 20, 2006 at 09:19 PM
You're welcome, Miss C.
I aim to please :-)
Harvey exemplified on January 20, 2006 at 09:46 PM
UPDATE: Because of the popularity of the ad images, the home page for the company that makes the stuff is nearly impossible to find. It's made by the Bulgarian company Vinprom Peshtera, at whose site you can find some interesting commercials.
I'M A LITTLE EMBARRASSED BY MY ANSWER TO THAT LAST QUESTION
You have a sexual IQ of 144
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
If Johann Strauss II is the musical equivalent of whipped cream, Richard Strauss’s waltzes from the Rosenkavalier are whipped cream with a pound of sugar and half a dozen egg yolks.
Then she asks for more music/food comparisons.
Personally, I've always considered Mozart to be whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and busty, identical-twin strippers.
Beethoven's pretty much the same thing, except with handcuffs & a bullwhip.
Pixy Misa of Ambient Irony and benevolent host of all MuNu blogs everywhere is turning... uh... details are sketchy...
Anyway, it's the 20th in Australia now.
Besides, it's an excuse to post smut (which I'll put in the extended entry as a courtesy to work-surfers - it's technically safe, but hard to explain):
Now is this cat-blogging or p****-blogging?
I need to know the difference.
(Sorry, I'm new to this stuff...)
PS - Meowwwww!
jimmyb exemplified on September 19, 2005 at 09:52 PM
Now see, Harvey.
You're setting a bad examp...
Never mind.
jimmyb exemplified on September 19, 2005 at 09:53 PM
Y'know, airmail stamps are about that size and self adhesive. If you REALLT want to go minimalist, there you go. Just make sure she stands against a wall. Don't want to cause a riot.
:-D
tommy exemplified on September 19, 2005 at 10:11 PM
that's got to be the worst airbrush job of all time.....
caltechgirl exemplified on September 20, 2005 at 12:05 AM
CTG - not airbrush, just a REALLY good wax job :-)
Tommy - By the way, that's NOT the "least there" bikini I've ever seen a picture of.
Uh... not that I spend a whole lot of time looking... :-)
Harvey exemplified on September 20, 2005 at 09:01 AM
First I want to thank Blake of Laughing Wolf for making it possible for Beloved Wife to give me my birthday spankings in grand style.
And yes, I'm writing this post standing up.
Anyway, wanna see all the presents I found under my birthday tree yesterday?
Beloved Wife TNT of Smiling Dynamite gifted me with some classy apparel.
Niece/blogdaughter Sarah of That's Not Very Nice offers a link to these attractive hillbillies. There's some cleavage in the last picture if you want to wait for it to download.
She also gave me an actual gift last time I visited:
(click to enlarge)
Life Partner (don't ask) Graumagus of Frizzen Sparks apparently doesn't know that I was raised in a small town & not on a farm. Nevertheless, he ameliorates the faux pas by posting a pic of Sarah Michelle Geller... apparently in an air-conditioned room... and possibly after receiving implants.
Identical cousin Blogsons Chuck & Roger of Class Mishaps remembered me, and Chuck even drew a comic. Sadly, I didn't have a "Nicole" in my class until 6th grade.
A plethora of gifts from Bloggranddaughter VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks. My "special" bookmarks folder just got a LOT more crowded.
Bloggreatgranddaughter Sticks of From Chaos to Serendipity has a nice little sumthin'-sumthin', plus a word of warning to all you wanna-be inventors out there.
It took bloggranddaughter Sissy of And What Next... 5 tries but she finally got it right. Have to admire her persistence.
By the way, that says "Focus On Your Goals...Just Dont Get Caught Focusing" in case you can't read it.
Blogson That 1 Guy of Drunken Wisdom (now with more MuNuey goodness!) takes the educational route. I feel smarter already.
By the way, if you've never been to his site, it's like Instapundit without the puppy-blending. Lots of informative links without the annoying pretense of commentary.
Bet you find SOMETHING you like.
Jay of Accidental Verbosity tried to keep it clean and - unfortunately - succeeds. There's some nice 8-track pr0n, though.
Phin of Phin's Blog does MUCH better. Makes Lara Croft look like Olive Oyl.
Dr. Phat Tony has a candid shot, probably from a local Wal-Mart.
James of Partamanian Report didn't post a present deliberately, but he did leave a comment, and when I took a peek at his site, I found that he pointed a link to a leather-clad, all-girl Iron Maiden tribute band. What's not to love about that?
Oh, and he turns 35 on the 17th.
Caltechgirl of Not Exactly Rocket Science gives me... OH! That's just CRUEL!
Haha, I didn't know that's what that poster said! I think that should be a banner on your sidebar :-P It fits you well!
Sissy exemplified on September 15, 2005 at 11:12 PM
Thanks for mentioning me, even though I fell down on the job.
The truth is I found a picture for you and am publishing it. But I decided at the last minute to use it as part of a Filthy Lie. Oh, and I had to modify it slightly. So, no suitable picture this year. But I promise, unless I get hit by a bus or something, you'll get a picture (or two) next year when the BIG FOUR-OH rolls around. Happy birthday anyway.
basil exemplified on September 15, 2005 at 11:20 PM
Basil sure wiggled out of getting you a present, didn't he? Surely he must realize that next year will be the First Anniversary of your 39th birthday, NOT your 40th...
Susie exemplified on September 16, 2005 at 02:29 AM
i guess i just figured i'd get a pass since i was hotlinking to something on my other blog (which i never post on, but i could if i wanted!)! besides, it was to a picture of myself!
*looks for P99*
sarahk exemplified on September 16, 2005 at 05:36 AM
It looks like you had a very "fruitful" Birthday! Just look at all of those melons you received! Wow! ;)
Richmond exemplified on September 16, 2005 at 09:25 AM
I'm just getting back so I didn't get you a gift, but, the ladies from the party are still free and well-rested now, and are at your disposal!
Happy Birthday adopted blogdaddy!
Oddybobo exemplified on September 16, 2005 at 09:44 AM
Sarah - you need to fire a couple of warning shots at Frank for not letting you link your own picture :-)
Oddy - I'll cheerfully accept any late presents you may offer ;-)
Harvey exemplified on September 16, 2005 at 09:52 AM
Now... shut your pie-hole... I actually give you some real boobie shots....
Madfish Willie exemplified on September 17, 2005 at 08:16 PM
Harvey,
With regards to Sarah Michelle Gellar, I believe that those are real, but before she lost weight. If you compare her cleavage the first season of Buffy to the smaller version she sported later on, you'll notice a marked difference. Gellar actually commented that she'd lost an entire cup size while on a diet. Truthfully, I don't understand the Hollywood obsession with women that make Kate Moss look fat. Ugh.
physics geek exemplified on September 20, 2005 at 08:15 PM
Jim - PRS exemplified on September 15, 2005 at 04:35 AM
Happy Birthday!
Partamian exemplified on September 15, 2005 at 06:25 AM
You're getting senile in your old age Harvey, you took one look at the cow udders in my birthday post and didn't notice the goodies in the extended entry.
You're slippin'....
Graumagus exemplified on September 15, 2005 at 05:38 PM
Grau - Don't worry, I noticed :-)
Harvey exemplified on September 15, 2005 at 10:27 PM
Hey Harv -- something weird on your site. When I view the post page for this post 116732.php, I see just one trackback (Basil). But when I use the pop-up window, I see two trackbacks (Basil and mine). Weird.
Ogre exemplified on September 08, 2005 at 08:53 PM
Oh, wait, now it appeared. I guess it was just waiting for the post page to be reposted.
Ogre exemplified on September 08, 2005 at 08:54 PM
Hey Ogre,
been using browsers much lately?
michele exemplified on September 09, 2005 at 08:28 PM
Happy Birthday!
... and why settle for one, or a few pics - go here
/TJ
I'm headed out to visit blogless niece Sarah & nephew Michael. Should be back late Sunday. And instead of the usual random comment party, I'm going to follow the suggestion of bloggranddaughter VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks, and invite you to leave movie, book, or song titles in the comments, replacing one of the words in the title with some euphemism for breasts.
This post will remain at the top until I get home. New content (if any - I'll be stuck on dial-up) will appear below, so scroll down to check.
Graumagus exemplified on August 18, 2005 at 11:56 AM
Boobies and the Beast
Indiana Jones and the Boobies of Doom
Boobies for Dummies
Boobylicious, Beyonce
Beginning Boobies or Boobies Best Practices (boobies substituted for Perl)
Boobie Manipulation: Ancient and Modern Ninja Techniques, Haha Lung, Christopher Porwant
The 48 Laws of Boobies, Robert Green
Boobies: The Psychology of Persuasion, Robert B Cialdini
How to Make Anyone Fall in Love With You[r] Boobies, Leil Lowndes
Boobie Juggling with Andy Head Video
OK, I'm gonna stop now. This is getting wrong...
Anathematized1 exemplified on August 18, 2005 at 12:04 PM
Sin Titty
Must Love Dugs
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pleasure peaks
Secrets of the Ya-Ya Ta-Ta's
The Fantastic Feedbags
One flew over the Coo-coo's Knockers
Graumagus exemplified on August 18, 2005 at 12:05 PM
"20,000 Knockers Under the Sea"
"Dances With Hooters"
"Brave Tits"
"Dora the Double-D Dominatrix"
(sorry, I had to do it)
"A Tale of Two Titties"
"The Two Ta-Tas"
"Fellowship of the Breasticles"
"Return of the Bumpies"
"Revenge of the Birds"
One Boob, Two Boob
Red boob, Blue Boob by Dr. Seuss
Richmond exemplified on August 18, 2005 at 01:09 PM
Boobie Horror Picture Show
Boobs! (for Hair!)
Titty, Titty, Bang, Bang
Breastigan
Rio Boobo
The Boobs of Katie Elder
The Mammary Who Shot Liberty Valance
Boob Alley
Bet ya didn't know John Wayne was so into ta-tas.
Oddybobo exemplified on August 18, 2005 at 01:19 PM
"Boot, Scootin, Boobies"
"A Hitchhiker's Guide to Hooters"
"Boobarella"
"Turn on Your Headlights"
"Tuesdays with Boobies"
Dean Koontz's "Frankenstein, Book Two: Titties of of Night"
"Why do Men Have Nipples?"
Oddybobo exemplified on August 18, 2005 at 02:44 PM
The Mony Python fans out there cannot forget "A Sale of Two Titties" by Darles Chickens.
My own:
The Lord of the Tits by J.R.R. Titslinger
The Breastastic Voyage by Jewels Verne
For Whom the Boob Tolls: Hemingway
An Introduction to Objectivist Titology: Rand
Cleavage Shrugged: Rand
Two Dogs exemplified on August 20, 2005 at 10:02 PM
Knocker-round Guys
Three Mams and a Baby
Batboob
Beauty and the Breast
For whom the Boob tolls
The Huge Set of Tits At the End of the Universe
Dude, Where's My Tit?
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Knockers
Big Titties in Little China
The Jugs of Navarone
Two Boobs for Sister Sara
Silence of the Mams
Breakin' 2: Electric Boobaloo
The Funbags and the Furious
Titspotting
...to owning the #6 Google Images hit for "tight jeans", and comments like these are one of them:
The lady in jeans is superb. Her buttocks are wonderful. I can't understand criticism of this erotic picture.
Left by the owner of A Good Hiding! - a British spanking site, mostly geared toward the "Angry Headmaster vs. Naughty Schoolgirl" caning sort of thing.
The nicest thing about this site is that the girls DO have generously spankable bottoms.
Not TERRIBLY obscene - mostly just naked butts & I didn't see any full-frontal. It's more informative and philosophical than merely pictoral, yet this site would still be VERY difficult to explain if your boss wandered by.
What's all this corporal punishment stuff then ?
What's the most dangerous scenario imaginable ?
How can I find a woman who is interested in receiving corporal punishment ?
I don't want to pay for it, what can I do ?
I don't think my wife/girlfriend would ever let me spank her.
How hard should I spank my partner ?
How many smacks should I give ?
Who is actually in conrol during a corporal punishment session ?
What about caning, isn't it terribly cruel ?
What are the most interesting things a submissive woman has ever said to you ?
How can a woman protect herself ?
Can I read what those involved in the subject have to say for themselves ?
You should probably go study up. There may be a quiz later.
Anyhow, Harv, I'm told that the white stuff *you* are thinking of is not carbs but protein, mostly.
I guess it's because of my age but when I here the word "carb" I still think of that thing under the air cleaner in older cars.
Actually Harvey I'm kind of ashamed you didn't drop the comment there. I have such low expectations of you. And I mean that in the niecest possible way.
Contagion exemplified on July 14, 2005 at 01:42 PM
I'm the only one in the BE family that had to read that over and over to get what you meant, aren't I?
That's just kind of weird... It's at times like this, viewing things like that, I wonder exactly how much free time some people have on there hands, y'know?
Yeah... then I realize that I sit around on my days off and read blogs... so I guess I can't cast the first stone...
But in all seriousness, that monkey in the bikini at the end was kind of hot... (just kidding...)
My parents had this glass that held pens and pencils they kept near the phone. It was Snoopy and Woodstock, and all I remember was that it said "Don't Eat Yellow Snow."
While I'm still sticking with my "toy" theme for Father's Day & my 2nd blogiversary (June 19th & 21st, respectively), I think Susie of Practical Penumbra's idea falls within the category under a broad interpretation, because a woman sans dainties is certainly something I'd enjoy playing with:
I hear by declare June 21st, 2005 the official Blogosphere "Go Commando Day"! That's right, ladies--in honor of Harv's second anniversary of blogging I urge all his female readers to eschew underwear on June 21st.
Serving suggestion in the extended entry (and remember, if you link this post, the picture won't be hidden when your reader gets here, so give fair warning about workplace suitability)
Wow. That is information I did not know about Eric. Now... holy crap. I'm going to meet him in July. Hopefully the first thing that pops into my head when I meet him is NOT "he goes commando"...
OK. I can go commando on the 21st.
Why do these people know what that girl's ass really looks like? Hmmmm?!!
I sure as heck wasn't saying it was a bad thing for men to go commando. I just said I hoped it wasn't the first thing that popped into my head when I met him!
After seeing the Scots unite on tartan Day, I thought yesterday would have been a great day, for my fellow female bloggers to vagina blog. It is not catching on like I would have thought. I am going to allow my fellow sisters in blogging the opportunity to "file an extension" over the weekend to celebrate.... "The First Annual Vagina Blog Event........or Snooch-a-Palooza" Take your pick.
Interesting.
Despite the fact that I feel... excluded... somehow, I would like to encourage participation.
But that name's gotta go.
There are so many lilting euphemisms for that little slice of heaven, that calling it a "vagina blog event" just seems so unpoetic. Let's consider some alternative names:
Hmmmm... this list is kinda long & tasteless. Think I'll put it in the extended entry...
You are so naughty, Harvey.....please have TNT use your anniversary present on you tonight, and by the way you are invited.
I take it you did not like "Snooch-a-palooza?"....damn I thought it was catchy. I was even going to ask you to be my "t-shirt babe". Unless "t-shirt babe" is something only Frank J can use.....then maybe I will make panties.....that is even better.
Well, I was going to add a couple but I couldn't bring myself to say them in public... except for Lyrics from the Love Canal, that one has a poetic ring to it. But I just can't think of an alliterative way to use Golden Portal for the Jade Stalk as a carnival title!
bLABIAthon
LABIAtions (like libations)
The Venus Flytrap Papers
Honey Pot-Luck
Vivacious Vulvalogues
Covey of Coozes
Snatch Batch
Silk Purse Set
P***y Passel (or Posse even)
Kitty Clique
Vuvla Sects
Sugar Walls Sisterhood
Camel Toe Coalition
Circle of Clams Critique
Pink-Tank (like a think tank)
She-woman Man Hater Club
Litter of Kitty Chatter
The Wandering Menstrals
Menstral Conglomerate
The Pink Papers
Gee... might have to come back to this later...
tbflowers exemplified on April 16, 2005 at 10:56 AM
From Wikipedia
Carnival of the/ X-palooza
* Almeja (Spanish)
* Asoko (Japanese)
* Axe wound
* Baby ATM
* Baby cave
* Baby chute
* Bank
* Bearded axe wound
* Beast, the
* Beef sleeve
* Bhosdo (Hindi)
* Boba (Spanish language - What little girls call their vaginas)
* Boji (Korean)
* Box
* Bread-box
* Budissey
* Bushy plate
* Camel toe pie
* Cave
* Center of the universe
* Cha cha (South Park reference)
* Choach/Choachee
* Chocho (Spanish)
* Choncha
* Choot (Hindi)
* Choochi
* C Jay C
* Cock dock
* Cock Gobbler
* Cock holster
* Cock Wallet
* Cock warmer
* Cockpit
* Cock squeezer
* Cockhole
* Cocking station
* Cocksocket
* Cooch
* Coochie-snorcher (from The Vagina Monologues, the Eve Ensler play)
* Cooter
* Cooz/Cooze/Coozie
* Concha (Latin American Spanish)
* Cona (Portuguese)
* Coño (Spanish)
* Crab-hole
* Cream collector
* Cream wringer
* Cuint (Irish)
* Cum dumpster
* Cum tunnel
* Cunny
* Cunt
* Cunt Hole
* Cus (Hebrew)
* Dick holster
* Dugout
* El corte Ingles (Portuguese:"the English cut")
* Fanny (British English; in US English it means the posterior)
* Fanjita
* Fetus cannon
* First Pussy, The (The First Lady of the United States -- said to have been used by Larry Flynt when he acquired and published nude photos of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis)
* Fish
* Fish taco
* Fitte (Norwegian)
* Flange
* Flesh tuxedo (Spinal Tap reference)
* Flower
* Foo foo valve
* Front bottom
* Fuck chasm
* Fud (Scottish)
* Fun hole
* Fun hump
* Fur burger
* Furry cup
* Gaj's fun area
* Gap
* Gaping wound of the Christian fathers
* Gash
* Git
* Golden doughnut
* Goody bag
* Goody gash
* Grand Canyon (large vagina)
* Grease quiver
* Gummy smile
* Gutted hedgehog
* Hair pie
* Hair taco
* Hairy grail
* Hairy love hole
* Hatchet wound
* Honey pot
* Hoobie
* Hotbox
* Hurrah hump
* Ihir (Arabic)
* Jenny
* Kuku (Latin American Spanish)
* Love canal
* Love lock
* Love locker
* Love locket
* Love socket
* Love mitten
* Manko (Japanese)
* Mating bucket
* Meat locker
* Meat pocket
* Meat sleeve
* Meat wallet
* Meow
* Meercat
* Minge
* Misty spelunk (from spelunking)
* Monkey tube
* Moose knuckle
* Mutt (Australian)
* Neden
* Neko
* Naani
* No-no zone
* Nooner (SNL skit)
* Old oily
* Omanko (Japanese)
* Papo (Spanish, used more in Venezuela than in Spain)
* Peg Slot
* Piffers
* Pink velvet sausage wallet
* Piss Flaps (Used in Canada mostly)
* Pizda (Russian)
* Pooku ( Telugu [India] )
* Poon
* Poontang
* Power Slot
* Praying mantis
* Puke/Puki (Filipino)
* Punani
* Puppy maker
* Pussy
* Queef hole
* Queef vent
* Rat trap
* red snapper
* Right hole
* Roast Beef
* Rot box
* Rug
* Sausage wallet
* Scar
* Skwack
* Sleipetorva (Norwegian)
* Slippery slot
* Slit
* Slot
* Snapper
* Snatch
* Snoo Snoo hole
* Spam purse
* Sperm bank
* Sperm purse
* Spit bucket
* Squeeze box (alternate name for an accordian, also a song by The Who)
* Stinky pinky
* Stinky orifice of Doom
* Stink hole
* Sugar walls
* Sussy
* Taco
* Tang
* The Winter of My Discontent
* Tuna
* Tuna cave
* Twat
* Tweety/Tweetybird
* Vag (long g sounds like a j)
* Velvet
* Vertical bacon sandwich
* Vertical smile
* Venus cock trap
* Whisker biscuit
* Winking eye
* Winky
* Wizard's sleeve
* Xibiu (Brazilian Portuguese)
* Ya-ya
* Yoni (Hindi)
* Ying-yang
* Yum-yum
* Yummy
Anyone who reads this blog knows that I'm a HUGE fan of female body parts, and would probably guess that I also enjoy anatomical correctness on inanimate objects.
But thanks to an e-mail from ArmyWife of ArmyWifeToddlerMom (who's REALLY hot... for someone who's almost 20), I found out that there are folks who take my obsession to overly-drastic extremes.
Look, I *want* to be open-minded and understanding here. I realize that some women have issues about their (as the website describes them) "flipper-flappers", and perhaps this muppet-gone-horribly-wrong actually has some therapeutic value. It's just that there's a couple things that could've been done more tastefully...
Like this description:
The Wondrous Vulva Puppet is soft, receptive, visually beautiful and they smell good!
And that top-right picture... which avoids being a "fisting" only by virtue of the lady's thumb still being on the outside.
Damn.
And I thought I was bad for posting pictures of Bondage Bear...
My husband thought these wonderful pleasently smelling puppets should be more like "finger puppet" perhaps the size of fortune cookies.......the size of these vulva puppets was frightening.
Pretty much not work safe due to excessive boob jigglage, but DO try to show up early in the day, as the hosts occasionally exceed their bandwidth. If that happens, just try again another time.
I wonder if Susie's #8? They look about the right size & perkiness...
In the comments to this post wherein I picked some "L" words that made me think of Beloved Wife, Linus of Pepper of the Earth mentioned a certain song about the letter "L" from Sesame Street.
Blogdaughter Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice mentioned that I could do my very own special rendition of it.
She should REALLY learn when to shut up.
Anyway, I copied the lyrics from here, and made some... adjustments...
The result is just plain horrifying, and certainly not for anyone with any sense of propriety, decency or taste. For the sake of The ChildrenTM and people surfing from work, I'm putting this atrocity in the extended entry.
Finally, my sincerest apologies to Jim Henson, Frank Oz, and the Children's Television Workshop.
La La La
-- presented by the letter "L"
sung by Ernie (Jim Henson) and Bert (Frank Oz)
Written by Joe Raposo
spoken parts are in brackets
Ernie: [Hi, Bert.]
Bert: [Oh. Hi, Ernie. Hey, I've been sitting here trying to think of what we can do with this here, letter "L".]
Ernie: [Oh. Well, let's see. You know one thing, you can sing sort of a "La La La" song with the letter "L".]
Bert: [Uh, what do you mean?]
Ernie: [Well, there are all kinds of pretty words that begin with "L".] (Music starts.) [You know, you can sing a few "La La La's" and some pretty words, and you'd have a nice little song.]
Bert: ["La La La," like that?]
Ernie: [Sure. Go ahead. Try it.]
Bert: [O.K. Let's see, uh,..]
La, la, la, la . . . lip lock
La, la, la, la, lubricant
Ernie: [Uh-huh.]
Bert: La, la, la, la, love dart [This is fun.]
La, la, la, la, lump in my Jockeys
Ernie: [Well, that's not quite what I was thinking about, Bert.]
Bert: [No?]
Ernie: [I mean there are a lot of pretty "L" words, and I was sort of thinking of the ones that are more lilting and lovely. You know like...]
La, la, la, la, lap dance
Bert: [Oh, yeah. I see.]
Ernie: La, la, la, la, love doll
Bert: [Oh, like that. Huh?]
Ernie: La, la, la, la, labia
Bert: [Ahhhhhh!]
Ernie: La, la, la, la, little man in the boat.
Bert: [Oh! Oh! Ernie, I've got a GREAT "L" word! This is a beauty. Oh, listen to this.]
La, la, la, LIBIDINOUS!
Ernie: [Ah, no, Bert, uh..]
Listen to me
'Cause "L" is such a lovely letter
For words like "leather" and "lace"
The letter "L" loads on your face
So why not la, la, la, la, laaaaaaaaaaaaah...
Crap. Now I have to go and get creative. You forget, I inherited NONE of those damn creative genes from my blogfathers. Something must've happened during the whole 2 Blogdaddy's produce Boudicca thing...
I'm thinking. I 'm thinking!
Boudicca exemplified on August 25, 2004 at 11:01 AM
Bou - you might need to pick something besides "C". That song only has one freakin' word in it, repeated ad nauseum.
I noticed that... other than you are allowed to name 2 or 3 things that are round, if bitten turn into a C. I gotta think of 3 round things that start with 'c' within this new genre? Ain't happenin'.
I'm still thinking.
Boudicca exemplified on August 25, 2004 at 04:06 PM
"C" is for crappy blogging... same as "H" is for Herbey
Mudfish Billie exemplified on August 25, 2004 at 05:13 PM
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