September 29, 2010

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF FREAK IS OBAMA, ANYWAY?

This post from Brutally Honest got me thinking:

Much is being written about Obama's defense yesterday of his Christian beliefs and what he had to say in that defense:

"It was because the precepts of Jesus Christ spoke to me in terms of the kind of life that I would want to lead," Obama said. "Being my brother's and sister's keeper. Treating others as they would treat me."

Now, Rick rightfully points out that the whole "brother's keeper" thing isn't even from Jesus. It's an OT reference to Cain not knowing where his brother was. So Obama's inclusion of it here is somewhat bizarre in a discussion of Christ's precepts.

But it gets stranger.

First of all, I've never met a Christian who talked about "precepts". They always refer to it as the "teachings" of Christ. Obama's construction is quite peculiar. Especially since the term precepts is more commonly associated with Buddhism. In Christianity, it's used more typically by academics than practitioners.

But even odder is his clumsy mangling of the Golden Rule. Most people learn it as "do unto others as you would have others do unto you." But the thing is, people don't LEARN it - they MEMORIZE it. And they don't SAY it, they RECITE it. Not saying it exactly as memorized is awkward and uncomfortable. Most normal people would construct their sentence around the recitatation rather than paraphrase a memorized quote, like Obama did. It's as weird as saying "when it rains, it usually pours pretty hard".

Not to mention the fact that Obama's construction has more of an "eye for an eye" connotation than the patient, tolerant empathy that Jesus was going for.

And then there's Obama's mangling of the Declaration of Independence - twice omitting the phrase "by their Creator".

Who the hell paraphrases the Declaration? For most Americans, it's memorization and recitation. Recitation, I might add, that typically includes a noticable tone of awe and reverence.

It's like Obama is some Asperger's-afflicted sociopath to whom words are mere sounds without meaning, whose sole use is to manipulate the emotions of whatever audience is in front of him.

I find that - and Obama - quite disturbing.

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May 30, 2010

WHY DIDN'T YOU SEE IT COMING?

Seriously, I've had enough of this line of talk from Charles Krauthammer and his addlepated ilk:

The other culprits are pretty obvious. It starts with BP, which seems not only to have had an amazing string of perfect-storm engineering lapses but no contingencies to deal with a catastrophic system failure.(emphasis mine)

I used to work in the engineering spaces of a nuclear-reactor-powered aircraft carrier. I'll understate things and say that I dealt with dozens of very complex, inter-related mechanical systems.

They trained us well how to operate these systems, and they also drilled into our heads what to do in case of an emergency.

Or, more specifically, what to do in the event of broadly-categorized general types of emergencies.

For example - flooding (always a big concern when you're on a vessel whose bouyancy depends on keeping the seawater in the sea).

The official procedure was "find the hole, and cram shit into the hole until the water stops coming in".

You can ignore the quote marks in the previous sentence, since that's not verbatim, but honestly, the written procedure was no more detailed than that.

Because it COULDN'T be. You could never know beforehand where the hole would be, how big it would be, or what you would have available to cram into it.

When you deal with a complex mechanical system, there is simply no way of predicting how it will fail when it finally does. Speaking from experience, nothing delights one of these aforementioned systems more than going kerblooey in a new and exciting way that you couldn't have seen coming, even if you spent all your time inspecting the system instead of operating it.

In short, BP's oil rig failed (as all complex mechanical systems do) in a surprising way, the specifics of which could not have been predicted. They could only be dealt with in the aftermath. Criticizing BP for lacking omniscience is a fool's pastime.

In justice, if Krauthammer ever fails to get his car started because he forgot to turn off his headlights a few hours earlier, someone needs to shove a microphone in his face and demand to know why he doesn't carry a spare battery in his trunk.

How dare he not be prepared.

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May 08, 2010

THE MAN THAT WROTE THIS IS AN IDIOT

From the principal of an elementary school in Ann Arbor that recently had a blacks-only field trip to meet a black rocket scientist:

""The intent of our field trip was not to segregate or exclude students as has been reported, but rather to address the societal issues, roadblocks and challenges that our African American children will face as they pursue a successful academic education here in our community."

No, what happened was that you taught the white kids that a black man should not be their hero, a black man should not be their role model, they should not look up to a black man, and the accomplishments of a black man are completely irrelevant to them - not because they're not accomplishments - but because the man is black.

What a bumbling, racist moron.

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May 01, 2010

OBAMA AS HOLLYWOOD

I was email chatting with a friend, and the question came up: "how would a Hollywood-imagined president confront some of the challenges facing President Obama?"

Well, Hollywood answered that question in the Clinton fantasy "The American President" in 1995 (which I had the misfortune of seeing). Thinking about that maudlin, ham-fisted pile of crap, I mulled it over a bit, and came up with this maudlin, ham-fisted pile of crap:

"Denzel Washington would play America's first black President. He would be shown as a true patriot (scenes of him quoting the Constitution & Declaration from memory to justify his policies as he talks about fulfilling the dreams of Washington, Lincoln, & Kennedy).

But he's beset at every turn by fat, white, balding radio talk show hosts, cable news personalities, and racist Tea Party activists that compare him to Hitler. Congressional Republicans refuse to pass the legislation this country needs to rescue it from a financial crisis. When Denzel confronts the legislators, they make dismissive, vaguely racist remarks about him not understanding his position in the political scheme of things.

When it looks like his country-rescuing legislation is doomed to be defeated, we have a pivotal scene of Denzel looking in on his innocent, sleeping daughters. He MUST get his legislation passed... FOR THE CHILDREN! By any means necessary!

He recruits a down on his luck, former-Republican lobbyist of sleazy reputation who's seeking redemption, (played by Viggo Mortensen). Together they dig up dirt on every Republican Congressman who's opposing the bill.

At the climax of the film, Denzel calls a meeting with the Republican opposition. He proceeds to read the documentation Viggo's obtained, threatening to expose the assembled group if they don't vote for his bill.

Next scene, the Republicans, looking guilty and defeated, pass the legislation unanimously. The movie ends with a beautiful sunlit scene of Denzel signing the bill into law in the Rose Garden, as the assembled masses cheer.

Happy music plays, Denzel embraces his wife and daughters... fade to black... roll credits."


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April 28, 2010

CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE: A PRIMER

The purpose of civil disobedience is to bring moral pressure against those who have the power to change an unjust law. This is accomplished by breaking the unjust law in a visible manner so that authority figures lose the moral high ground when they arrest the lawbreakers for doing something that non-oppressed people are allowed to do.

For example - in the 60's blacks would sit in white areas of segregated facilities. They didn't cause any trouble, just waited to be arrested for being black in a white area.

The law sucked, they were in the right, eventually the law was changed.

Now you've got this crap with people protesting the Arizona immigration law:

Several dozen people were arrested around 8 a.m. Tuesday; leaders wrapped up the protest about half an hour later. For the most part, the protest was peaceful. Those who were arrested were were sitting on the street in front of the immigration detention center. They were blocking a van coming out of the facility, which reportedly contains illegal immigrants in the process of being deported. About 24 people were taken into custody.

The protesters arrested will be charged with disorderly conduct or blocking traffic. The police chief in Broadview said he would try to make sure the charges were lenient. He said for the most part they were peaceful arrests and said he did not want to arrest the protesters but had to because they were breaking the law.

What unjust law are they breaking? Is disorderly conduct unjust? Is the law prohibiting blocking traffic unjust?

If they want to make their point, they should renounce their American citizenship, become Mexican citizens, then walk across the border and announce that they're in the country illegally. Repeat until the powers that be repeal all immigration laws.

THAT would be civil disobedience.

What they're doing is just being assholes.

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April 04, 2010

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MILLIPEDES

What's the evolutionary advantage for spiders having 8 legs?

I mean, insects get along fine with 6.

So, maybe it's because spiders are predators, and they can use the extra two legs to hold their prey while the other 6 hang on to their web.

But if that's the case, why aren't there any 6-legged tigers?

Just something to think about while your Easter dinner digests.

[Inspired as a random tangent after seeing this]

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March 27, 2010

ESCAPE HATCH

Bloggranddaughter VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks says:

I’m going to research two things. What I can do to help our country get back on track and which is the best country to move to after this one.

I don't blame her.

The thing that pisses me off the most about the ObamaCare debacle is that these punch-bowl-turd liberals keep screwing up my free country. Which is really... just not fair.

I mean, if you like rectal-thermometer-wielding nanny-states with semi-civilized standards of living - hey, all of Europe awaits you. Hell, you can even try Canada if you bring your snow shovel. The point is, there are DOZENS of countries where you can live without having to do your own life-planning.

But me... I *like* planning my own life. I *enjoy* making my own decisions. And I can do that in America more so than anywhere else.

It sucks, though. Because while liberals can always find a less-free country to escape to if America ever becomes too liberty-oriented for them, I can NEVER find a more-free country to escape to if this one slides too far down the slippery slope of government control.

Alec Baldwin can slip across the border to Canada. I can't slip across the border to Freedonia.

So, yeah, I've spent my share of time thinking about "escape hatch" countries.

Personally, I keep one eye on Hong Kong and one eye on Singapore. They're both highly-advanced civilizations with long histories of being free trade ports. I've been to both and the vibe was rich and prosperous.

Neither is particularly keen on free political speech, but if you keep your yap shut, you can pretty much do what you want if it's not hurting anybody.

Let me be clear, though - right now I don't want to run away. I want to stand and fight for liberty.

But... some day... I may decide I'd rather live like a free man than die like one.

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January 30, 2010

WHAT DO YOU HEAR WITH YOUR NOSE?

In this comic strip, a space alien who can sense gravity waves though a rooster's-comb-like feature on his head gets asked "what do you see with your mohawk?".

The little guy had trouble answering, and it occurred to me why. He doesn't "SEE" with his mohawk. The comic doesn't go into it, but he'd have another verb entirely that means "to detect gravity waves with your mohawk".

It'd be like having a blind alien ask, "what do you hear with your eyes?". After stammering for a bit, you might come up with either "light waves", or "electromagnetic radiation vibrating in the 400 to 790 trillion cycles per second range."

Which would make you a complete alien freak to them, if the Blindanarians had the normal human hearing range of being able to dectect atmospheric vibrations of 20 to 20,000 cycles per second.

Oh, and to answer the title question, you hear "airborne chemicals with concentrations as low as 1 part per million"

God, humans are such FREAKS!

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January 29, 2010

FINALLY, A USEFUL DREAM

I dreamed I was working at some dead-end, thankless job with some other guy, where we both slaved away all day, but we never got any recognition.

I was bitching about it, and he just looked at me, shrugged, and said "no bread, no basket".

You ever got to a restaurant where they bring you a basket of complimentary bread? Everybody wants the bread. The bread's the star of the show. The basket's just there to make it look good.

If the restaurant didn't need to serve good-looking bread, they'd have no use at all for a basket.

"No bread, no basket".

Working support is better than not working at all.

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December 18, 2009

STRAY THOUGHT

Just wanted to give a little shout out to Richard Nixon.

If it hadn't been for him, we wouldn't have the lexical shortcut of appending "gate" to scandalous events to indicate that they are... scandalous events.

For example, ClimateGate would have to be referred to with the annoyingly copious verbiage of "the Hadley Climate Research Unit Temperature UK Global Warming Email Scandal".

BLECH!

Imagine how much ink could've been saved in 1922 if the Harding administration wrestled with DomeGate.

Lexical economy, how I love thee.

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November 14, 2009

HOW DID YOU GET SO PATRIOTIC?

Blogdaughter Tammi of Tammi's World got asked that question and gave a good answer. Comments are closed over there, so I'll answer over here.

Well, growing up, I never noticed anything about this country that particularly sucked, so I always thought America was pretty cool. The question of NOT liking my country never crossed my mind.

The notion that America was actually GREAT and thus worthy of a deep and abiding love... probably somewhere in 1988 when I was 21, and in my 3rd of 6 years in the Navy. I was just about to embark upon my first real visit to a foreign nation: The Philippines.

At a "cultural briefing" before setting us loose on the town, they explained about a quaint Philippine law: unjest vexation.

They explained it thusly: if you're in a bar, and you piss off a local so bad that he breaks his camera over your head, he's not guilty of assault. YOU are guilty of "unjust vexation" and have to buy him a new camera.

Which was the most fucked-up thing I'd ever heard of, and led me to conclude that America truly rocks.

What's YOUR story?

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September 11, 2009

1000 OR SO WORDS ON 9/11

(reposted from 9/11/04)

Higher, please.

(click to enlarge)



This picture is an original work of art by Bryan Larsen, which I found pre-9/11/01 at the Quent Cordair Art Gallery site. It fascinated me enough to bookmark it then, and I've viewed it many times since. Both professional quality and poster prints of this image are available via the Quent Cordair site.

The following text appears at the first link:

The following letter was written by Quent Cordair on Friday, September, 14, 2001, to our mailing list:

Dear friends, family and associates,

As a former U.S. Marine, I once carried a rifle in our defense. I've two younger brothers in the military who now stand ready to cover that end of things. The firemen, doctors, rescue personnel, blood donors, the brave New Yorkers and others on the scene are giving what they have to give to the effort. Philosophers are fighting with the pen. The artists' tools are uniquely valuable as well.

As a gallery owner, I offer what I have -- a single image to inspire, to counter the endless images of the destruction which we've all endured over the past days. This image stands in lucid contrast, in defiance of those who would destroy. It is a re-affirmation of who we are, of what we've created, of what we've built, of what we will rebuild and build higher yet, with unthwarted and unconquered determination. Those who would destroy us have not touched our essence.

My thanks to the artist, Bryan Larsen, who during the months in which others were plotting to destroy the World Trade Center, was busy creating, featuring the towers in an artwork which identifies and celebrates in theme all the towers stood for. The creation of this painting while others were targeting the painting's subject for destruction was no coincidence; there is no irony in the timing. Each side identified the WTC as a vital symbol of America in these times; one side sought to destroy that value, the other to celebrate it and build on it. In retrospect, the artwork stands in memorial. The World Trade Center was not fully appreciated, by many, until it was gone.

May this image serve as inspiration as we recover and look to the future. Please feel welcome to share it with all, to remind ourselves, and the world, of who we are, undaunted and unbeaten. God bless America, those who built it, those who will build again, and higher.

Quent Cordair

Again, I say...

Higher, please.

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September 06, 2009

DO IT AT YOUR OWN RISK

Bloggranddaughter Rave of Quid Nunc is toying with the idea of "extreme honesty":

"What I am talking about is if you look like crap and ask me what I think of your outfit, I'm going to tell you I think you look like crap."

As a married man, I know that questions like these are actually just poorly-phrased requests for self-esteem boosting, and grading of physical appearance is not the intent of the questioner.

I answer the question the person wants to know the answer to ("how much do you love me?" - "lots"), and avoid taking things literally when it's not called for.

Unless I'm feeling grumpy or trying to be funny ;-)

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July 29, 2009

LESSONS FROM THE TWILIGHT ZONE

Specifically the episode, "Button, Button".

A mysterious stranger shows up at a couple's house and gives them a box with a button on it. He tells them that if they push the button, two things will happen: they will get $200,000, and someone "whom you don't know" will die.

After agonizing over the morality of the decision for days, the wife finally pushes the button.

The stranger comes back, hands over the cash, and takes the box. The wife asks what will happen to it. The stranger looks at her and says it will be given to someone "whom you don't know".



Asking the government to pass a law for your own financial advantage (like, say, health care) is pushing the button. You figure it's safe, since you don't know the person who will have to absorb the negative consequences of your decision.

Problem is, someone else is pushing a different button that will screw you over because they don't know you.

The common factor is a government that's passing out buttons like Halloween candy, safe in the knowledge that they'll never be the button's victims.

Maybe it's time to shut down the box factory.

Throwing tea in it's gears is a good start.

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May 25, 2009

MEMORIAL DAY 2009

Memorial Day 2009

Men died to give you the gift of freedom.

Thank them for that gift by doing things a free man would do.

Worship God - or not - as you please.

Gather together in public with your friends and say rude things about your elected officials. Or put it in writing.

Bear an arm.

Do anything else that makes sense, is consensual, and that you're willing to accept responsibility for having done.

Enjoy the day.

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April 22, 2009

THEY'RE CHILDREN, NOT BILLBOARDS

Great pictures of the Oklahoma City Tea Party posted by bloggranddaughter Rave of Quid Nunc.

However, there were two pictures that bugged me. Little kids carrying signs.

As much as I love the tea parties, I find the use of children as props a little distasteful. I didn't like the anti-war yahoos doing it, and I don't like it from folks on the right.

Don't get me wrong. By all means, take the kids, show them what "free speech" and "peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for the redress of grievances" means in practice.

But don't give them signs to hold with messages that they're too young to understand.

Just give them a nice flag or colorful balloon, slather them with sunscreen, and have a fun day, instead.

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March 25, 2009

I PREFER TO THINK OF IT AS "DEITY IMPAIRED"

Steven Crowder (whose comedic works I adore, by the way) thinks that Atheism is a "Mental Handicap" and wants atheists to tell him if he's correct in that evaluation.

As an atheist, I have to say, "it depends on WHY you're an atheist".

Me, I'm an atheist-by-reason. I just don't see enough evidence to believe in a being that both created the universe and also occasionally intercedes in day-to-day events on behalf of individuals. I'm more of a "the universe just is, and things just happen" kinda guy.

The atheists Steven spends most of his time talking about are atheists-by-morality. They're actually immoralists who claim to be atheists. They see the Christian code of morality, find it inconvenient or uncomfortable, then reject the existence of God as a means of rejecting Christian morality and often ANY hard & fast sort of moral code.

And I would agree that lacking a moral compass constitutes a mental handicap, because my observations indicate that embracing a moral code leads to a happier, healthier, longer life, all things being equal.

A functional moral code requires accepting responsibility for one's actions, and reflecting on those actions from time to time for the purposes of correcting past mistakes and avoiding future mistakes.

For Christians, this takes the form of prayers for forgiveness of sin, and prayers for God's guidance. For me, it's just "thinking things over".

The other part is how you treat others. For Christians, it's "do unto others as you would have them do unto you", and "turning the other cheek". For me, it's "be courteous" and "don't waste time pursuing revenge against idiots - get on with your life".

People who reject morality usually do so in order to avoid either self-accountability and/or self-correction and/or good manners. After they make the conscious decision to be thoughtless jerks, they cover their asses by saying, "it's ok to act like a reality show contestant all my life, because I refuse to believe in a God that tells me otherwise".

So, Steven, you don't HAVE to be a mentally-handicapped Hollywood jerk to be an atheist, it's just that a lot of people get there that way, and they give the rest of us a bad name.

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March 01, 2009

THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS & TYRANTS

Blogdaughter Tammi of Tammi's World worries that America may be verging on civil war between the haves & have-nots producers and produce-nots.

Will we EVER get back to the point of wanting to take care of ourselves? Will we EVER stand up and tell the government ENOUGH!?

Because 1 or 2 voices are not enough. And right now the majority of folks are enjoying having someone take care of them.

And I just hope it doesn't come to a "blowout" (on a grander scale) like the one Mama and I had all those years ago. That......would NOT be a good way to see this end.

Well, the bad news is - yes, there will be a revolution.

The good news is - it will happen at the ballot box.

Historically, entrenched government power always becomes corrupt and oppressive. And it never just goes away on its own. It has to be forcibly removed. Usually by bloody revolution every 20 years or so.

America is a little different, because its citizens have options besides killing the bastards. We can move to another city or state that's less oppressive, or we can forcibly remove political dirtbags merely by voting. In America, NO politician has ever ignored the results of the ballot box. The winner wins, the loser goes home, and everybody tries again later. The game is fair, and nobody screws with the rules. It's sorta like football. Everybody might cheat a little - a hold here, a late hit there - but no one tries to shoot the refs and declare the scoreboard results invalid.

And personally, I don't think it's actually the MAJORITY of the folks looking for a handout. I think it's just that the usual suspects are making more noise than normal.

Fortunately, they've stopped being polite about it. They no longer say "please" or "thank you". Now they're just grabbing & saying "GIMME!".

Big mistake. Americans don't like rude, greedy, grabby people. Our mommas raised us better.

Which means the time is right for the responsible adults to ACT like responsible adults and start punishing the spoiled children who are misbehaving. That means saying "No! Bad! Don't!" out loud, with feeling, and as often as it takes to correct the unacceptable behavior.

Hopefully a lecture and a time out will be sufficient.

But still, I admit that there's a part of me that wouldn't mind carving a hickory switch.

Wouldn't mind a bit.

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December 20, 2008

CLOSER

Chris Muir of Day by Day is all about making sure that a little girl dying of cancer gets thousands of Christmas Cards this year.

Now, I know darn well that Chris isn't the type to fall for an old Urban Legend, but I Snopesed it, anyway.

And yes, Hannah Garman really does want Christmas Cards.

I found that my first thought was "I should send Hannah a card!". Which is VERY strange, because I haven't mailed a Christmas card since my wedding day. Anyway, I was looking around the room for an envelope, when a second thought occurred to me:

It's lovely that I'd like to do something nice for a complete stranger hundreds of miles away, but there are also people who are NOT complete strangers - who live in my house, for example - who also really enjoy it when I do nice things for them.

Maybe I should start a little closer to home.

Now, I'm not saying that you shouldn't send a card to 704 Orchard Rd., Lititz, PA 17543. By all means, mail away.

I'm just saying you might want to hug everyone under your roof before you do.

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November 01, 2008

SOUVENIR

From a recent trip to Mexico:

Now, it's been a while since I've had Frosted Flakes. Decades, in fact. But I ate them anyway so that I could show you the box.

tigre tono.jpg

I thought "Tigre Tono" looked... off... a bit... from his American cousin, and after comparing this picture:

tony tiger.jpg

I think I notice two differences.

Tono has a squarer jaw.

Tono has one eyebrow higher than the other, giving him a bit of a leer. Plus the eyebrows are more angular than Tony's.

What does it mean? I speculate wildly as follows: although the kids ask for the cereal, it's moms who plunk down the money, so both tigers have to be a compromise between cartoony and masculine. So I'd say that Mexican women prefer men with thick eyebrows and angular jawlines, while American women only care about the muscles (although Tony DOES still have a big, strong, manly chin, albeit rounder).

Maybe I'm way off on that, but the fact is, Kellogg's DID decide to make the Tigers different for the different countries, so they must have some sort of market research to justify the cost and bother of tweaking their mascot, since messing with a brand they've spent years and millions to develop is not something they'd do lightly.

Comments welcome.

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March 20, 2008

OREOS VS. BREAD

If you leave a package of Oreo cookies sitting out, they will get stale and soft.

If you leave a slice of bread sitting out, it will get stale and hard.

Why?

I would think that both of these baked goods would end up with moisture contents related to the household's internal humidity, and thus end up with similar degrees of pliability.

Scientists and/or bakers, please explain.

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March 01, 2008

WHAT A HORRIBLE THOUGHT

Not only are Hanson still together, they're coming to Milwaukee, so I'm hearing commercials for their concert on the radio.

That's not the horrible thought, though.

Consider Hanson's hit MMMBop.

Here's the chorus:

MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba
dubi da ba do ba
tick a ta ba doo
yeah eh yeah

Here's the horrible thought:

That's what they recorded.

At some point, there was a first draft, and it was so mind-bogglingly horrible that it was rejected in favor of the wretched demon-flatulence listed above because - by comparison - said sickly ear-barf actually sounded GOOD.

Just pray that no copy of that first draft ever falls into the wrong hands, or we're all doomed.

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February 02, 2008

SPOON IN THE GLASS TO PREVENT BREAKAGE? BULLSHIT!

My old favorite cobalt blue glass coffee cup finally bit the big one after years of use. Got a crack in the bottom, probably from years of sitting on a coffee warmer all the time.

I immediately set out to replace it. One does not simply "just go on" after losing a favorite coffee cup.

Ebay was helpful in this regard, and I bought a set of 4, so as to prevent future states of cuplessness.

These came with a note that said "THE GLASS FACTORY RECOMMENDS PLACING SPOON IN CUP BEFORE POURING HOT LIQUID INTO MUGS!!!"

"What a retarded urban legend", I thought, as I proceeded to pour fresh coffee into my [room temperature] mug, only to watch said mug split apart, leaving me with 2 chunks of cup, a counter full of coffee, and that horrid still-caffeine-free feeling.

No, I didn't put a spoon in, first.

Neither did I put a spoon in the old cup that lasted for I don't know how many years getting hot coffee poured directly into it.

I say the spoon thing is just a cover for either A) shoddy workmanship or B) the piss-ignorant notion of using non-tempered glass in a COFFEE cup in the first place.

Now, having Googled this, I know that there are plenty of smug fucks out there who say "I always use a spoon and my cups don't crack". Well, since cups hardly every crack in the first place, that doesn't mean much. I'd like to hear from someone who DID use a spoon and their cup cracked anyway, thus falsifying this suspiciously unscientific wives tale once and for all.

Any takers?

And please don't talk to me about how "the spoon acts as a heat sink". That would only help cool the coffee and "protect" the cup if you poured all the coffee down along the length of the spoon to cool it. Why not just recommend putting an ice cube in the coffee pot to cool it off instead? It'd be even more effective, since the specific heat capacity of ice is 5 times that of iron.

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September 25, 2007

September 18, 2007

Need To Get This Off My Chest

(cross-posted from IMAO)

One important fact overlooked by Obama's persistent nattering about how we never should've gone into Iraq.

Uday and Qusay are dead.

Saddam may or may not ever started dealing wholesale with terrorists, but you can bet his boys - in their effort to outshine their father's brutal and stupid legacy - would've ramped up the anti-American rhetoric and followed it with action, whether covert or overt.

The war was worth it, if for no other reason than removing the region from the shadow of an insufferable Hussein dynasty.

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September 11, 2007

1000 OR SO WORDS ON 9/11

(reposted from 9/11/04)

Higher, please.

(click to enlarge)



This picture is an original work of art by Bryan Larsen, which I found pre-9/11/01 at the Quent Cordair Art Gallery site. It fascinated me enough to bookmark it then, and I've viewed it many times since. Both professional quality and poster prints of this image are available via the Quent Cordair site.

The following text appears at the first link:

The following letter was written by Quent Cordair on Friday, September, 14, 2001, to our mailing list:

Dear friends, family and associates,

As a former U.S. Marine, I once carried a rifle in our defense. I've two younger brothers in the military who now stand ready to cover that end of things. The firemen, doctors, rescue personnel, blood donors, the brave New Yorkers and others on the scene are giving what they have to give to the effort. Philosophers are fighting with the pen. The artists' tools are uniquely valuable as well.

As a gallery owner, I offer what I have -- a single image to inspire, to counter the endless images of the destruction which we've all endured over the past days. This image stands in lucid contrast, in defiance of those who would destroy. It is a re-affirmation of who we are, of what we've created, of what we've built, of what we will rebuild and build higher yet, with unthwarted and unconquered determination. Those who would destroy us have not touched our essence.

My thanks to the artist, Bryan Larsen, who during the months in which others were plotting to destroy the World Trade Center, was busy creating, featuring the towers in an artwork which identifies and celebrates in theme all the towers stood for. The creation of this painting while others were targeting the painting's subject for destruction was no coincidence; there is no irony in the timing. Each side identified the WTC as a vital symbol of America in these times; one side sought to destroy that value, the other to celebrate it and build on it. In retrospect, the artwork stands in memorial. The World Trade Center was not fully appreciated, by many, until it was gone.

May this image serve as inspiration as we recover and look to the future. Please feel welcome to share it with all, to remind ourselves, and the world, of who we are, undaunted and unbeaten. God bless America, those who built it, those who will build again, and higher.

Quent Cordair

Again, I say...

Higher, please.

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August 26, 2007

SERIOUS QUESTION

Asked by blogdaughter Machelle of Quality Weenie in the comments to this post:

Why is it that teenage/early adult males can not handle a gay man being around them?

Do they fear "catching" it?
Does it make them feel less of a male?
Does it make them feel that uncomfortable that they just don't want to deal with it?

I've mulled this over, and I'm not really sure myself. About the only thing I can think of is "they're insecure about their manhood".

Which sounds like a cliche, but this is what I mean - teen males know that they're expected to act "manly", but they don't yet understand what all that would entail (they're probably a little fuzzy on the honesty, integrity & discipline aspects of manhood at that point - hopefully they'll figure out that those are the REAL keys). What they DO understand about manhood at this point is the concept of penile-vaginal copulation. That's the one aspect of manhood they're certain about. So, when placed in a situation of uncertainty, they fall back on what they can count on to demonstrate their manhood - defending their love of vagina.

That's my theory. Others are welcome in the comments.

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August 16, 2007

Here's Your Answer

(cross-posted from IMAO)

In a terribly off-topic comment to a John Edwards post, anonymous commenter with no contact information Yak asks:

Exactly why is the U.S. deployed in Iraq, according to you?

Fine.

Let's stop mincing words.

We're in Iraq because Muslims have stated over and over and over that their only goal is to kill all non-Muslims.

After 9/11, we started taking them at their word, and since we didn't want to be killed, our only choice was to start killing Muslims before they killed us.

Iraq had Muslims in it, so it was as good a place to start as any. In fact, better than most, because it was in the heart of Muslim country, and having troops there gives us a credible force-projection threat throughout the entire putrid, corrupt, murderous Muslim region. It's easier to kill Muslims in other countries from Iraq than it is from Kuwait.

And now Muslims have two choices:

They can reform their vicious, degenerate religion so that it allows for peaceful co-existence with other religions and - after embracing this enlightened, live-and-let-live philosophy whole-heartedly - they can become productive members of the civilized world, much like post-WWII Germany and Japan.

OR

They can be exterminated like vermin.

All the rest of this crap about WMD's, and mass graves, and liberation, and oil fields, and insurgents is just so much political window-dressing. America is fighting for its life against an insidious, deadly ideology. The people who cling to that sick, 7th-century belief system must either change their minds or be killed.

I wish with all my heart that we had enough manpower to conquer every damn last Muslim nation on earth and root this virus out once and for all, but we don't. So we'll start in Iraq, dragging these barbarians kicking and screaming into the 21st century. After that, hopefully the rest of the Muslim world will get the point. If not, there will be further examples, nation by nation, until they do.

Then, when the Muslim world is either civilized or dead, the war will be over.

I hope that answers your question.

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June 02, 2007

IF YOU WERE *REALLY* EXTREME, YOU'D SKIP THE HELMET

Found this video in the comments to this post at Twenty-Sided:

Although I do admire the rider's skill, and I'm in awe at the amount of work that obviously went into perfecting that skill, I'm mostly centered on a different thought while watching this:

I'm just glad I live in a country where it's SO incredibly safe to live that kids have to go WAY out of their way to find danger.

In a lot of countries, the extreme sport is avoiding government death squads.

God Bless the USA.

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April 22, 2007

THEY'RE NOT, BUT...

Shamus of Twenty-Sided tackles the complicated question of "are video games art?" after noting that Roger Ebert answered "no" and "HELL no". Lots of good discussion in Shamus's comments, if you're interested in the topic.

Here's my take on it:

I don't believe video games are art. The purpose of art is to evoke emotion through contemplation. The purpose of video games (the story-lined kind, not the repetitive-motion kind) is to evoke emotion through interaction.

In art, you get to watch the hero. In video games, you get to BE the hero.

This does NOT make video games inferior to art. Quite the opposite. Their immersive quality has the potential to be more than mere art could ever dream. However, as Jimmy noted in his comment, the form is still in its infancy:

it’s a young medium; artists are still working out how to use it. We had motion picture technology from the 1860s, but Metropolis (one of the earliest truly great films) wasn’t made until 1927. Check back around 2040 and see how we’re doing.

I agree. The greatest days of video gaming are still ahead.

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March 07, 2007

ACADEMIC DISCUSSION OF AN AWKWARD TOPIC - STRAP ON YOUR THICK SKIN, PLEASE

Ann Coulter said:

"I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'faggot,'..."

A lot of conservatives have repudiated Ann's remarks.

Ann herself, however, did not. She clarified them as follows:

"'Faggot isn't offensive to gays; it has nothing to do with gays," Coulter said on "Hannity and Colmes" Monday night. "It's a schoolyard taunt meaning 'wuss,' and unless you're telling me that John Edwards is gay, it was not applied to a gay person."

Well, since she's 45 years old, I imagine the first part of that is true for her. Being 40 years old myself, it certainly was for me. Although we inevitably shortened it to fag, since one-syllable insults somehow seem more insulting.

And let's not forget that in 1985, there was a #1 pop tune with a #1 pop video - Dire Straits "Money For Nothing" - that used the word "faggot" three times. How offensive could it possibly be?

Then there's the second point. John Edwards is NOT, in fact, gay.

Sure, he's a baby-faced man with delicate features and girlish mannerisms who stars in a YouTube video where he fusses over his hair like a supermodel, but he is NOT gay.

So Ann says it's not a gay epithet, because the target obviously isn't gay, and everyone knows he's not gay.

Fair enough - but let's take it to the next level.

Would it be ok to call John Edwards a nigger because he's not black?

"I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'nigger,'..."

Well, that one's probably indefensible, since - while "nigger" is frequently used to describe gansta-thug rap artists in their own songs and videos - John Edwards has never rapped, pimped, or worn excessive bling, so it's hard to pass it off as a joke, because in order for something to be funny, it needs an element of truth.

Might work for Dennis Kucinich or Dick Gephart, though.

But how about this - checking my dictionary, one of the meanings of "nigger" is "Used as a disparaging term for a member of any socially, economically, or politically deprived group of people: 'Gun owners are the new niggers . . . of society' (John Aquilino)."

Would it be ok to call John Edwards a nigger because he's not deprived?

Something like "I'm not going to talk smack about John Edwards, because I just feel so sorry for him. Big house, millions of dollars, but when it comes to running for the Whitehouse, he's just a nigger."

Personally, I wouldn't go there, because when I skewer folks with political humor, I try to make it as accurate and unambiguous as possible. Using a term that can be construed to make a point that you are not, in fact, trying to make, is just sloppy communications. It's always better to say exactly what you mean.

So maybe Ann IS a verbal-bomb-throwing lunatic who should be shunned by conservatives as a too-pricey political liability, but then again, maybe she just really sucks as a humorist and desperately needs to hire herself a speech writer.

You make the call.

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February 23, 2007

ON THE DOLLAR COIN

Lynn of A Sweet, Familiar Dissonance is contemplating the unpopularity of the dollar coin.

"people aren't rejecting the dollar coin because of who is on it. They are rejecting it because, first of all, old habits are hard to change, second, people prefer dollar bills and finally, possibly most important, most of us have never even seen one of the darn things except in magazine ads selling them for twenty or thirty dollars each as "collectors' items""

I'd like to add that it's not just the "we have a choice and we prefer bills" issue, there's an infrastructure issue, too. A lot of vending machines don't take dollar coins, and - here's the biggie - cash drawers at most supermarket checkouts don't have a slot for them. Which is the same reason for the unpopularity of the half-dollar. In the cases where cash drawers DO have a 5th slot, it's already designated for half-dollars.

By the way, if anyone out there works at a checkout, please comment about how you handle halves and dollar coins.

In the comments to her post, Lynn wonders why she never sees half dollars anymore. Well, in addition to the above problems, there's also the fact that a half weighs the same as two quarters. So besides being inconvenient to use, there's no weight benefit to carrying one, either. Unlike, say, the advantage of 1 nickel to 5 pennies, or 1 dime to 2 nickels.

By the way, if for some reason you WOULD like to get some half dollars, just ask for them the next time you're at the bank. One of the tellers probably has a few she'd like to get rid of - since she doesn't have any place to put them.

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February 12, 2007

GUESS I'LL START RIOTING IN PROTEST

Most TV opinion shows have the decency to have at least one person from each side of the issue they're discussing. When they don't, it makes them look a little catty.

Like this clip from Paula Zahn's show that I found via Hot Air (and an e-mail from Frank J. of IMAO), where they discussed their final solution to the atheist problem without having an atheist on the panel.

First, ya gotta love those big, yellow, hornets'-nest-stirring questions in the background:

"Why do atheists inspire such hatred?"

and

"Are atheistic tactics too militant?"

Jerks.

Anyway, it occurs to me that just as non-terrorist Muslims need to speak out, condemn, and separate themselves from the splodey-dope lunatics who claim to be members of the same religion, I - as a tolerant, sane, non-evangelical atheist - need to do the same thing.

When people talk about atheists, they usually think about the frothing, blasphemous, God-hating, religion-mockers. People who write screedy, antagonistic diatribes like Russ of Pam's House Blend.

I just don't understand that stuff.

I think most people agree that in-your-face Christian evangelicals can be annoying with their constant fretting about the state of your soul, and their polite-but-condescending invitations to Bible studies. It's like having your 70-year-old mother who lives in another state calling you before you go to work to remind you to take an umbrella because the Weather Channel says it looks like rain.

Thanks for caring, but really, I'm good, here.

But why should atheists adopt the same tactic, going out of their way to antagonize Christians? It's a waste of time. You're not going to de-convert anyone. Try doing something productive with your life.

Personally, I'm not so insecure about my lack of religious beliefs that I feel the need to sway people to my way of thinking, and I'm not afraid of or offended by the little scraps of Christianity that poke their heads up in day to day living, like having "IN GOD WE TRUST" on the back of my currency. Let's face it, no one's ever said to me "You must be a Christian because the money you're spending professes trust in a deity".

And just because I don't believe in God doesn't mean I think that "love thy neighbor" and "do unto others" must automatically be bad advice. I believe in wisdom, regardless of the source. I just don't believe in miracles.

So you go ahead and worship your God, and I'll go ahead and not worship mine, and as long as neither one of us are obnoxious about it, I don't see any reason why we all can't get along.

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September 05, 2006

BOOK REVIEW: THE BLOG OF WAR

The first time I ever reviewed anything written by Matty O'Blackfive, I had this to say:

...the setup is overly long, and the first part probably should've been in a separate post and shortly summarized before the more relevant part of the story.

In other words, "shut up, boy... ya talk too much".

After I got to meet him in person, I found out that that was a feature, not a bug. Matt's a born story-teller, and - since he's of Irish descent - I assume that he not only kissed the Blarney Stone, he may have given it more than a little tongue in the process.

However, when it comes to his book ("The Blog of War", by Matthew Currier Burden, paperback, 304 pages, available at Amazon.com) he does an amazing thing: aside from various introductions and the Epilogue, he actually shuts up and lets other people do the talking. You'll never see that in REAL life, so you might want to buy the book just for that experience alone.

On the other hand, those of you who know Matt also know how much he enjoys name-dropping. In this book, he does little but. What it lacks in personal loquacity, it makes up for in shout-outs to folks both in and closely related to the military.

Which is appropriate, since it's their stories that he's telling in his book - told in their own words and often taken directly from their own blog posts - with very short introductions by Matt. These are arranged in chapters according to various aspects of the war experience, summarized below:

1 - "Some Must Go To Fight The Dragons" - Setting the stage for the rest of the book by dealing with the broad, philosophical reasons why some men chose to put their life on the line to answer their nation's call. This chapter - like many of the others - is hard to read. Not because it's poorly written, but because it's written so well. It's hard on the heart, and touches the reader's deepest core

2 - "Life In A War Zone" - Very earthy, very gritty, very you-are-there tales from the front line. I imagine that to civilians, some of the oddball fuck-aroundery in NCO Alley will seem incomprehensible, but those with military experience will be able to relate and will get a huge kick out of it. I don't know if I'll ever get that "like a coyote ravishing a housecat" line out of my head.

3 - "The Healers" - Tells exactly WHY war is hell, in heart-rending, blood-soaked detail. If you don't tear up, wince, or flinch away from the book at least once during this chapter, I'd suggest getting your soul checked, because I would question your humanity.

4 - "Leaders, Warriors, and Diplomats" - There's a lot of talk about "winning hearts and minds" in this war. The newspapers will never explain what that actually means. This chapter does. You'll see soldiers winning with a cool head instead of a hot hand, and perhaps you'll come away with a better understanding of the fact that war isn't all about killing. It's about accomplishing the mission, however that needs to be done.

5 - "The Warriors" - I'm going to be understated. This - in clear and disturbing detail - is what good men have to do to keep you safe. If you ever meet one of these men, thank him. Profusely.

6 - "Heroes of the Homefront" - Another "hard on the heart" chapter. This is the hell the families left stateside have to go through to keep you safe. If you ever meet them, thank them also.

7 - "The Fallen" - Unlike the other chapters, you KNOW how the stories in this one will end. There is no way to thank these men. They are gone. All you can do is honor them by cherishing the freedoms they bought for you with their lives, and never forgetting what they've done.

8 - "Homecoming" - As much as our troops want to be out of the war zone, the transition back to life in the safe, civilized United States is rife with mixed emotions and conflicting feelings. For our troops, it's one final battle to win the war inside themselves.

As for the epilogue... well, you remember how Animal House ended? With little snippets of "where are they now?"

Somehow, I'm not surprised Matt used this technique himself.

Teasing aside, I think it was an excellent idea to give some closure with the people the reader has come to know and care about. Well done.

I'll also mention that there's a handy glossary for military terms and acronyms. You probably won't need it, though, since Matt and the contributors did a pretty good job of defining the terms as they came up. Even the greenest of civilians will be able to avoid getting lost in the terminology.

So... were there any bad parts? Is this review going to be nothing but ass-kissing suck-uppery of Matt's brilliance?

Not really, and mostly. The only thing I could find to complain about is that a few of Matt's introductory paragraphs are written - for no discernable reason - in present tense instead of past tense. I realize that's a bit of nit-picking on my part, but I stand by it. I also lay the blame for it squarely on the shoulders of the book's editor, who should have corrected it before the book went to press.

However, that and the occasiona minor typo (possibly in the original posts being reprinted) will likely pass completely unnoticed by the reader, since the stories themselves are too gripping to leave awareness left over for grammatical niceties.

Do I recommend this book?

Yes.

If you support the war, but don't know anyone personnally who's serving overseas, you owe it to yourself - out of intellectual honesty, if nothing else - to read this to find out EXACTLY what it is you're supporting.

If you enjoy reading warbloggers, you will enjoy the familiar, blog-entry-like style of the tales contained within. It reads so much like a blog, I sometimes found my hand twitching to try to click a link. No book has ever cried out more to be published in a fully hyper-linked electronic format.

If you've served overseas, you should read it so that you can see whether you should nod your head in agreement or call "bullshit" over an inaccurate description (of which I suspect there will be very few). I'd be curious to see whether those in-the-know think Matt got it right.

Who would I not recommend this book to?

Those with delicate constitutions. There's plenty of coarse language and adult situations. I'd give it a good, solid R rating. Definitely not for children or the child-like.

On the other hand, I also think everyone should buy this book so that Matt can quit his crappy day job and go to blogging full time. Which would be a wonderful thing.

Even if he does talk too much ;-)

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August 29, 2006

IS THERE ANYTHING PEOPLE *WON'T* SAY TO GET THEIR 15 MINUTES?

David Frum is talking about the Hezbollah Hundreds again. And he's talking out of his ass. For example:

Only one thing was missing--the thin wire security strip that runs from top to bottom of a genuine US$100 bill. The money Hezbollah was passing was counterfeit, as should have been evident to anybody who studied the photographs with due care.

I assume he's talking about the one single picture that shows a $100 bill with light passing through it, which I discussed in a previous post

As I said before, I don't think the picuture is clear enough to be definitive.

He goes on to brag about how "SnappedShots.com, MyPetJawa and Charles Johnson's Little Green Footballs" pointed out the counterfeiting:

These [blog] sites magnified photographs and showed them to currency experts and detected irregularity after irregularity in the bills.

I'm calling bullshit. Other than the questionable "absence" of a security strip, there was nothing in any of the pictures I saw which indicated that those notes were counterfeit. American currency is subject to wide variations in ink color and seal placement, and all the notes I saw were within spec.

I'm putting out a challenge: if there's anyone who can point out any "irregularites" BESIDES the crispness of the notes, the security strip in that ONE picture, ink color, or seal placement, (all of which I address in the earlier post mentioned above) please bring it to my attention, I'll tell you whatever I can based on my considerable currency-handling experience.

And for heaven's sake, use direct URL's that work.

A final thought, because I want to be very clear on this point. I'm NOT saying these bills are genuine. I'm saying that I haven't seen enough evidence to declare them counterfeit. Unlike these so-called "currency experts" who are, in my opinion, simply taking advantage of the situation to gain a little ego-stroking from the media.

[Hat tip to reader Larwyn for pointing out Frum's article to me]

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August 26, 2006

MY CONCLUSION ON THE "HEZBOLLAH HUNDREDS"

I've been chatting with Sticky Notes about whether Hezbollah is passing out fake $100's, and, as I said earlier, I'm not inclined to believe they're fake.

But if that money IS genuine, that leads me to another thought:

That cash is a few years old, and it's still in like-new condition. Whoever is bankrolling this operation is well-funded enough to let large stacks of US currency sit around untouched for years.

This is no grass-roots relief effort. There's a major player involved. Who that might be, I don't have enough information to speculate on, but it narrows down to a question of "what source of Hezbollah funding could afford to sit on hundreds of thousands or even millions of dollars in cash without needing to spend it?"

Whoever it is needs to have their assets frozen until they decide that terrorism is not a good investment.

Interestingly enough, Sticky Notes speculates that if they ARE fake (which I admit they might be - I can't tell for sure without actually touching them), she might have a guess as to their source.

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June 23, 2006

IT AIN'T EASY BEING GREAT

The Humble Devildog of Random Firings of Neurons listened to his music collection and contemplated the causes of "greatness".

To me, the most notable aspect of great men is that they possess an insane and fanatical devotion to the pursuit of their goals. The spend what normal people consider "too much" time doing what they love.

In the cases he cites, it's music. They spent too much time reading it, writing it, and playing it. And they created a large body of crappy and forgettable work in the process. Most people wouldn't be able to continue after producing those tons of worthless garbage - they'd think "I can't do any better than this. I might as well give up."

But the greats kept on trying anyway. "Luck", after all, is when hard work meets opportunity.

They probably had a LOT of people tell them "There's more to life than just music. Why don't you get out once in a while? Get a hobby. Learn to play golf or something".

Thankfully, these idiots were ignored.

Of course, producing large quantities of crap does NOT guarantee eventual greatness (see my 6000 or so blog posts for proof), but greatness simply can't be done without it.

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June 20, 2006

FREEDOM OF SPEECH VS. NOT KNOWING WHEN TO SHUT UP - UPDATED 6-22-06

Blogson Jeff of Ponytailed Conservative considers the story of Brittney McComb, who - while giving her valedictorian speech at her graduation ceremony - had her microphone cut off because she repeatedly referenced her Christian beliefs.

Jeff thinks the school was wrong to cut her off.

I have to politely disagree.

She didn't get her mic cut off for mentioning God, she had it cut off for deviating from the speech which had been previously approved by the school board - as she had been warned beforehand would happen. She agreed to the rules, then broke her agreement. What other recourse did the school have?

I think the essential question here is - did the school have the right to edit her valedictorian speech in the first place? Well, they're paying for the mic, so I think they do, for this particular venue.

Brittney's still perfectly free to praise God on her blog, or in her church, or even on random street corners. Her right to free speech in general is not being threatened here. The democratically elected school board has been granted the authority by their electors to set guidelines on graduation speeches. Given the information in the article, I don't see anything to indicate that they've misused that authority.

And I *do* have to wonder about Brittney's choice to go ahead with the unedited version of her speech. Why did she feel the need to mention Jesus over and over again? Wouldn't a simple, humble, "and I'd like to thank God" have been sufficient?

Perhaps she should re-read Jesus' opinions on the habit of indulging in pious public acts for the purpose of impressing other men.

As for the secular issues involved, the solution when butting heads with a rule you don't like isn't to violate the rule, it's to either complain loudly enough to get the rule changed beforehand, or to find an alternative means to reach your goal WITHOUT violating the rule. She could have printed her original speech out and passed it around as a flyer. She could have posted it on the internet as an MP3. She could have discussed it with her peers, one-on-one.

As it was, her actions were disruptive and uncalled for. She behaved like an undisciplined, spoiled brat, throwing a tantrum because she HAD to have HER way, right NOW.

Hopefully, as she matures, she'll discover that going over, under, or around are sometimes better methods of getting past a brick wall than trying to bulldoze through.

UPDATE 6-22-06: That 1 Guy of Drunken Wisdom provided a link to a story that fills in a LOT of the missing details about the content of the speech (original vs. edited) and some legal reasons why the decision was made as it was.

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May 18, 2006

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT A BITTER LITTLE MAN CONSUMED WITH ENVY

Democrats are complaining because the latest Bush tax cut will only provide an average of $20 to Joe-six-packs like me, but $42,000 to those making $1 million plus.

the American people are beginning to understand that when they talk about tax cuts, they're not talking about helping middle-class people. They're talking about helping the wealthiest corporations and individuals among us," said Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y.

Ya know something Schumer? F*ck you.

That's still 20 bucks more than I would've had if idiots like YOU were in charge, and my soul is not so black and shriveled that I can't be grateful for the small things I *do* get, even though I'd have been happier with more. For example:

My health club has a machine that rents movies for $1 a night. Now I'll be able to watch 20 more movies than I would've.

Or buy 3 more bags of my favorite Kenya AA coffee.

Or take my wife out to dinner at a Chinese buffet place, and still have enough change left over to buy her a bottle of that White Zinfandel wine she likes.

True, these are only small pleasures, but they are pleasures nonetheless, and who the hell is Charles "6-figure-salary" Schumer to begrude ME these small pleasures simply because he hates people who make 7 figures?

What a tiny, wretched, bastard of a man.

$20 isn't nothing to me, Mr. Schumer.

But you are.

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May 14, 2006

NO, REALLY, IT'S *JUST* A COMMERCIAL

(cross-posted from IMAO)

Via Right Wing Nation, I found an offended feminist complaining about this Carl's Jr. commercial wherein Dr. 90210 recommends breast augmentation... the punchline being that he's talking to a chicken, and chicken sandwiches are what's being advertised. But yon offended feminist claims that it's not "just a commercial"

It's not "just" anything. It's an ideological piece of propaganda designed to justify two things: the annihilation of chicken's lives and the annihilation of the human female's self esteem.

Gotta disagree.

Here's what the commercial is designed to do:

Sell chicken sandwiches.

But what the hell does a cosmetic surgeon have to do with food?

Here's the deal - prior to about 1950 or so, advertisements took the direct approach. They told people why a product was good and asked them to buy it. Maybe they threw in a jingle to help folks remember the product's name.

But somewhere in the early 50's, marketing researchers discovered that listing the features and asking for the sale wasn't necessary. Just the jingle. Because people don't choose which products to buy for logical reasons, they buy them for emotional ones, and make up the logical ones afterwards to justify it.

Ultimately resulting in marketers designing ad campaigns that went straight for the emotions.

The way they do this is to spend the bulk of the commercial using sensory stimuli designed to put you into a particular emotional state - usually a positive one - and then telling you what they want you to buy in the hopes that the product will become associated in your mind with the positive state.

Does this mean that every time you pass a Carl's Jr., you'll slam on the brakes and zombie-shuffle into the store to buy a chicken sandwich?

No.

But if you're hungry and you're driving around and you see a Carl's Jr. sign, when you ask yourself "should I stop here?", a quick mental Googling of your inner database will turn up a response of "I've heard of Carl's Jr. and my general feelings toward it are more or less positive".

You may stop at Carl's Jr., you may not. But the commercial upped the odds somewhat.

But why would Carl's Jr. advocate murdering chickens and demeaning women in an attempt to make people feel good?

They. Didn't.

It was a joke. It was funny. Here's why:

In order for something to be funny, it needs both truth and exaggeration. If it's only exaggeration, it's just a lie. If it has only truth, it's a physics textbook. You need both.

However, if you don't have any truth handy, a popularly accepted stereotype will work almost as well, since a stereotype is something that's true for a significant portion - but not all - of a given group of people.

In this case, the stereotype is that women are insecure about their physical appearance, and some will seek to correct that through breast augmentation. The exaggeration is that this would apply to a chicken.

Throw in a pun on the word "breast" and you have humor. Which is designed to make you laugh so that you feel good so that you'll associate Carl's Jr. with that good feeling and stop into one of their restaurants to spend your money which they'll spend on more funny commercials.

Thus completing the Circle of Corporate Life.

The next logical "offended feminist" question is, "But doesn't it say something about the corporation that they chose to joke about women's breasts instead of, say, professional football, like in those nice Creepy-the-King burger commercials?"

Probably not. It's more likely that it's just what came off the top of the ad agency's head that morning.

As a self-described humor writer, I know how the creative process works, and it's something like this: you pick a topic, you free-associate some facts & stereotypes, and when you find one that takes you off on an unexpected tangent, you make a punch line out of it.

In this case, Mr. Ad Man had to make a chicken joke; thought about feathers, beaks, eggs, farms, and roosters before the idea of breasts; then - knowing "sex sells" - connected it to human female breasts, and eventually decided to use breast augmentation surgery as the segue between the two.

A joke was made, people laughed, a commercial was produced, and chicken sandwiches were sold by the ton.

Except to offended feminists, who will never go to Carl's Jr. ever again, on the assinine assumption that Mr. Ad Man's first thought was "How can I demean women today?" and not "How can I make a joke about chicken?"

But that's how it goes with humor. When you use stereotypes instead of truth, the joke will fail for the people to whom the stereotype does not apply. One man's funny is another feminist's annihilation propaganda. So when you write, the best you can do is aim for the bulk of your target audience, ignore the offended, and hope that next time you have to write a joke, the truth or stereotype you base your humor on is more universal.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go assuage my hunger with a Carl's Jr. chicken breast sandwich.

Heh. I said "breast"

*snicker*

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April 15, 2006

HOW LONG SHOULD YOU KISS THE BRIDE?

I've been to a few weddings in the last couple of years, and I've always found myself raising an eyebrow at the "kiss the bride" segment, because the kisses were short, perfunctory, and absent of all but the most token passion.

By contrast, during my own wedding ceremony, the nuptual buss was long, deep, and enthusiastic. When it was finally finished, the minister's first words were "you may now STOP kissing the bride" (seriously, we've got it on tape).

So, how was YOUR wedding kiss?

If it was short, was it just because you were nervous, or maybe just intimidated by the throng of witnesses?

Also, do you think there's any correlation between the enthusiasm of the wedding kiss and the longevity of the ensuing marriage?

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March 22, 2006

MEN IN A NUTSHELL

Richmond of One For the Road says that to understand men, all you need to do is understand the 7 questions that drive their lives:

1. Am I hungry?
2. Am I horny?
3. Do I have to pee?
4. Is the game on?
5. Will this get me laid?
6. Am I sleepy?
7. Will this make me money?

Can't really argue with this list. And the number 8 for married guys rounds it out exquisitely:

8. Is my wife gonna yell at me if I.....?

However, I think she may be slightly off on answering this particular question:

"Why don't men see things that need to be picked up?"

The truth is, every person - men AND women - have a certain tolerance for chaos & disorder in their living environment. A certain amount of "scattered objects and dust-bunnies" above which the irresistable desire to restore order kicks in. And the level is different for everyone.

So, in ANY given couple, someone will crack under the stress of needing to clean before the other person. Usually it's the woman.

However, when I got married, Beloved Wife had a higher tolerance for chaos than I did, and I could never figure out how SHE could manage to "not see things that needed to be picked up".

Which left me with three courses of action:

1) Change her
2) Clean up after her
3) Adopt her level of chaos tolerance

I chose option 3, and we've lived happily ever after, even if there ARE a few things that need putting away.

How YOU folks choose to solve the "chaos gap", I leave to your own discretion.

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March 16, 2006

WIFELY REMINDERS

Bloggranddaughter ArmyWifeToddlerMom made mention of this in her meme answer:

~7)Least favorite thing about your significant other.
~he procrastinates, and is irritated with my "reminders".

9) Your significant other's least favorite thing about you
(again, without asking them).
~"reminding" him he has procrastinated.

Meanwhile, Bloggranddaughter Lee Ann of Lee Ann's View is getting called "mother" for passing out "reminders"

Which got me thinking... Beloved Wife TNT of Smiling Dynamite does NOT nag.

She does, however, "remind".

And pretty much every time she does, I find myself getting irritated.

And I have no idea why.

It's not like she's hitting me with a rolling pin at the time, or speaking in some gawdawful Gladys Kravitz voice, so it shouldn't cause me any discomfort.

To my own credit, I don't snap back at her, and I reply with an acquiessive "Yes, dear", because I *know* my reaction is inappropriate and needs to be squelched. Yet I always rankle a little at queries about my to-do list, as if she were questioning my competence to function as an adult.

Which she's not, so it makes no sense for me to react as if she were.

I'm puzzled about this, and so I ask - is there a way for a wife to give "reminders" that ISN'T irritating, or is this just a permanent skirmish in the battle of the sexes?

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March 03, 2006

GUYS, I NEED A LITTLE HELP WITH THIS ONE

Bloggranddaughter Rave of Quic Nunc asks this question:

[My 15-year old son] has decided that it's fun to sneak out of the house at midnight.....

[snip]

Now, he did not have glassy eyes or smell of weed, which is good. But it doesn't clear him, by any means.

[snip]

WHY does he do this? I am not a 15 yr old male. I don't know what's going through his head.

Short answer - because it's fun.

As a former 15 yr old male, I confess that I occasionally snuck out after midnight. Sometimes not even for criminal purposes.

If I remember correctly, it had to do with the solitude. I knew the whole world was asleep, and no one was going to see me walking around. I lived in a small town that rolled up the sidewalks at 9pm, so this might not be applicable to Rave's case.

Traipsing about in the wee hours, there's nothing but you, your thoughts, and a sky filled with stars. No people, no distractions. It was a good time to contemplate who I was and what was going on in my life without worrying about being interrupted by an inquisitive parent.

Plus the added thrill of doing something forbidden.

As for what to do about it... I have no advice. I think it's just one of those "straining against the leash" phases. All I can say is that if you don't hold the line on this, he'll just find another boundary to test. Make a fuss about it to his face, but inwardly, be relieved that it's just a growing pain.

If any other former 15 yr old males have more insight, please share.

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February 27, 2006

IS IT THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL, OR JUST THAT LAYER OF SLIMY STUFF THAT GROWS ON TOP OF IT?

Blogdaughter Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice said

What has this blog come to that I’m carpet blogging? I am sure it is truly the most pathetic blogging around...

Most people put cat-blogging at the bottom.

Which makes me wonder... what IS the "quality blogging" hierarchy?

I'll take a stab at it. From highest to lowest:

1) Original news - breaking a story before the MSM
2) Competing news - covering stories that the MSM is ignoring
3) Original opinion - finding an angle on a news story that no one else has
4) Helpful advice - posting a piece containing a solution to a problem
5) Essay blogging - sharing a common opinion, but doing so in uncommonly good style
6) Story blogging - well-written original fiction
7) Life blogging - well-written true-life stories
8) Original humor - just making stuff up to make people laugh
9) Forwarded humor - re-posting something funny you found elsewhere
10) Hey! Look at this! - linking something interesting you found elsewhere
11) Memes
12) Quizzes
13) 24
14) American Idol
15) Carpets
16) Kids/Cats/Dogs/Hamsters/Ferrets and other critters that mess up carpets
17) WTF! OMG! RU serious? - Live Journal teen angst diary-posting heavily laced with IM abbreviations and/or dark, introspective poems about how painful life is.

Which is not to say that any of these are - by definition - not interesting. I'm just talking about perceptions of status.

You may bicker & second-guess in the comments.

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February 23, 2006

WHITHER ACCENTS?

In the comments to this entry about Hugh Laurie's marvelous American accent posted by Jim of Parkway Rest Stop, commenter Sluggo chimes in:

Why do Americans sound so phoney when they try to put on an English accent, but the gotammed Brits can sound like they just rolled in from Lincoln, Nebraska whenever they want?

If I had to guess, I'd say that it's because the "accentless" cornbelt dialect is quite popular in movies & TV, and fairly consistent between speakers. If you can tell the difference between someone from Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Iowa, and Nebraska, I'd be flabbergasted. So of the thousands of famous people who speak "Normal American", you can pick any one of them to emulate & pass yourself off as a Yank.

Famous British accents, however, are numerous and conflicting in style. If you're in-country and travel 20 miles down the road (or even across town in London), it's going to be noticably different. It's just harder for an American to pick one and find enough examples of it to master it properly. Who should I pick? Mick Jagger? Pierce Brosnan? Benny Hill? John Cleese? Tony Blair?

So my short answer is: because Hollywood is a district of Los Angeles, not London.

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February 16, 2006

QUICK! BURN AN EMBASSY!

He's making fun of Jesus!

Seriously, though, no Christian would be upset by this, because Christianity isn't about an image, or even Jesus. It's about an idea. The idea that Jesus embodied. The idea that a person can examine his life, discover his faults, repent his mistakes, and choose new behaviors at ANY point in time in order to live his life more in tune with his professed moral code.

Juvenile mockery bounces off that like a pebble off a stone wall.

I hope that Islam embraces a similar idea someday, so that it its adherants may join the ranks of the civilized world.

[Hat tip: Lynn of A Sweet, Familiar Dissonance]

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» basil's blog links with: Picnic 2006-02-17

February 15, 2006

IS IT *EVER* OK TO USE RACIAL SLURS? - UPDATED 2-16-06 9:30AM

Kevin of Eckernet is a little pissed at Ann Coulter for using the term "raghead", citing this quote (I can't find a transcript - search "ann coulter cpac" on Google News for more info):

"Maybe they do [have nuclear weapons], maybe they don't, but they're certainly acting like they do. ... If you don't want to get shot by the police, don't point a gun at them. Or as I think our motto should be, post 9/11," Coulter said, "'Raghead talks tough, raghead faces consequences.'"

I'm not sure I agree with him.

Now, I'm not usually a fan of racial slurs. Using them bespeaks a lack of imagination on the user's part. After all, there are SO many creative ways to be insulting, why settle for the easy target?

On the other hand, there may be times...

A thought experiment - if a black man murdered my wife, I wouldn't refer to him as "an African-American gentleman". I'd feel free to trot out a stream of the most hateful race-based epithets I could conjure, and I wouldn't feel bad about it.

I think in that case, it'd be ok, because it's personal between me & him. I don't mean to insult his race as a whole. I'm just trying to find the cruelest, most hurtful thing to throw at him, personally.

On the other hand, if I were to look at a black man looting stuff during Hurricane Katrina and I were to say something like "Ain't that just like a Negro to steal anything that ain't nailed down?", then that's NOT personal - that's just blanket bigotry. I'm insulting all black people in general.

Ann's case is somewhere in between. We're at war with a lot of Middle-Eastern Muslims. I'm a big fan of disrespecting my nation's enemies. Anything that pisses them off or makes their lives miserable is a GOOD thing in my book.

On the other hand, there are plenty of Middle-Eastern Muslims I would be proud to call "friend". Specifically, the ones who are working to help transform Iraq into a civilized nation in the face of a long, uphill struggle.

So if Ann were to say something like "I wish I could go to Iraq and personally shoot every last raghead I saw," then I'd say "Ann, you ignorant slut. Sit down and shut the f*ck up."

(Notice how "ignorant slut" is personal to Ann - I'm not insulting EVERY woman who's intellectually-challenged and vaginally-generous)

But upon examining her quote, she appears to be directing the "raghead" label only at Middle Eastern Muslims who actually threaten the security of American interests, rather than just haphazardly toward anyone who's wearing a turban. She's specifically aiming at terrorists, who - in general - suck. This isn't strictly personal, but I think it's nearer to that end of the spectrum than it is to bigotry.

So I'm leaning towards not having a problem with what she said.

Feel free to persuade me otherwise, if you're so inclined.

UPDATE 2-16-06 9:15 am: Perhaps the question should be, "is it simply wrong to insult a man based on ANY unchangeable physical characteristics?" For example, if my hypothetical murderer were bald, missing an eye, and had a club foot, would it be inappropriate for me to call him a "butchering, chrome-domed, popeyed, monopod"?

Not a rhetorical question. I'm honestly trying to examine where lines should be drawn on this issue. I know it's a sensitive topic, and I appreciate that so far the discussion has remained rational.

UPDATE 2-16-06 9:30 AM: Would calling him a "bastard" be considered a slur against people born out of wedlock? Would the appropriateness of the insult be affected by whether or not his parents were married when he was born, i.e. if he actually WERE a bastard?

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January 16, 2006

CAN THE NSA MONITOR INTERNATIONAL PHONE CALLS?... MAYBE... (UPDATED 1-17-06)

If you're interested in the NSA phone-tapping controversy, The Volokh Conspiracy does a thorough - but still readable - examination of some case law surrounding the issue. I'd recommend this post as the BARE minimum for you to know before attempting to discuss the matter at your next cocktail party or Democratic Underground comment flame.

Having read it, I'm still a bit undecided on the technical legality of it, but more sure that I don't have a problem with it. Here's what I mean:

1) Article 2 of the Constitution gives the President the authority to warrantlessly monitor completely-foreign communications.

2) The Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act forbids the warrantless monitoring of domestic communications.

The NSA program warrantlessly monitors communications that involve one end in the US, and one end in a foreign country, and there's no solid legal precedent for saying whether the situation falls under area 1 or area 2.

That's how things ARE.

As for how they SHOULD be, it comes down to the following question:

Do you fall on the side protecting the privacy of US citizens, even if it means extending the protections to their foreign contacts; or do you fall on the side of monitoring foreigners, even if it means monitoring US citizens?

Because we're at war, I'm willing to stand for the second option, mostly because these are marginal cases, and I don't see this escalating toward an approval of purely domestic warrantless wiretaps.

Feel free to disagree in the comments, if you're so inclined.

Meanwhile, (via the Puppy Blender), The American Thinker recalls (and quotes) the New York Times nodding approvingly about Bill Clinton's warrantless eavesdropping via ECHELON.

UPDATE 1-17-06 _Jon of We Swear points out a post at Power Line wherein some more on-point case law suggests that Article II trumps FISA when it comes to warrantless international searches.

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January 09, 2006

DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK INSTAPUNDIT'S BEING A LITTLE UPPITY HERE?

Glenn Reynolds criticizes high-interest lenders like LoanMax thusly:

"many of the deals offered by a lot of these loan outfits are so bad that it's hard to believe anyone agrees to them understanding what's going on."

Easy for HIM to say. He's a lawyer with an IQ of 170. He understands EVERYTHING.

For the rest of the country - especially the half with sub-100 IQ's and no training in legalese - every legal and financial form is just so much unread gobbledygook. They rely on what they're told by the smiling lender on the other side of the text, and they mostly only want to know two things:

What day of the month are the payments due?

and

How much are they?

Yet Reynolds insists that that's not enough. If borrowers don't care about interest rates, then it's obviously because they're being craftily misled by spiky-toothed loan-sharks:

"The interest rates are so absurdly high that merely spelling out the deal would seem to be evidence that the borrower probably didn't realize what was involved."

Here's a different theory: They realize just fine. However, they don't give a shit.

Take for example, a female acquaintance of mine, who is not named Carol.

She had a credit card from a local furniture store (she LOVED furniture & decorative doo-dads), which she more or less kept maxed out - around $1000. As soon as it got paid down below the credit limit, she'd be back in the store getting more crap.

Making minimum payments every month at 18% interest.

Meanwhile she had about $2000 tucked away in a savings account pulling less than 1% interest.

Personally, I thought she was being stupid, and tried to explain it to her, but she wouldn't listen. The ONLY thing she based her spending decisions on was "Can I make the monthly payments?" Nothing else mattered. She looked at her credit card bill NOT as something that could be paid off, but as a recurring debt, much like water, electricity, or phone bills. Do you ever worry about how to "pay off" your utilities?

HELL no!

So is it really that shocking that some people would view their credit card bills the same way?

And - truth be told - this "living paycheck-to-paycheck" point of view, while short-sighted, isn't quite as moronic as it appears at first glance. As a practical matter, there's no downside to it IF you stay healthy and work (or otherwise maintain a steady income) until you retire or die.

Of course, failing to plan ahead like this makes for a train-wreck if either your health or employment goes awry, but it's NOT the responsibility of LoanMax, or Rent-A-Center, or CheckAdvance, or ANY other high-risk, high-interest lender to ensure that the borrower is living a prudent, forward-thinking life. If borrowers value immediate gratification more than they value getting a good interest rate, that's their option, and it's no sin for the lender to offer them the opportunity to indulge themselves. Just like it's not McDonald's fault for making me fat if I choose to go in there and eat six Big Macs a day.

And let's be honest here. If you outlaw LoanMax, these dim bulbs that actually use their overpriced services will just find another bad deal to piss their money away on, because making imprudent choices is simply what they do.

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December 27, 2005

GUY TALK

On occasion, I get people asking about some of the comments left by Madfish Willie. They'll say something like, "What's up with him? How come you let him troll your comments like that?"

Troll?

Hell, that ain't trolling, that's male bonding.

#1 guy rule - if someone you like says something rude, it's meant as a compliment. It's a way of saying "I think you're tough enough to take a verbal punch, and I think you're clever enough to give better right back."

Women, however, play a completely different game. With them (all too often) if you say something that can be taken as either completely innocent or mean & hurtful, they'll assume it's the mean & hurtful one (See rule #29).

And oh MY can they be acrobatic about extracting the wrong meaning.

Probably a habit formed over a lifetime of talking with other women, since when one woman says something ambiguous to another woman, she's usually getting in a cleverly-disguised little dig.

It's simply too unladylike to be mean in an upfront fashion, ya know. Gotta be catty about it.

On the other hand, maybe my mind's been poisoned from watching "Desperate Housewives".

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December 01, 2005

HOW TO EXERCISE FREE SPEECH

Blogson-in-law Alex of Alex in Wonderland is contemplating the meaning of the phrase "freedom of speech". Although in America it's usually discussed as a legal matter, he also makes note that - in a broader view - it's possible to have your freedom curtailed by peer pressure, even if it doesn't amount to a rights violation, per se.

Which brings me to the topic of how to voice objectionable opinions.

We all have opinions that other people wouldn't like, and we usually know it before speaking them. Yet sometimes the information is interesting or important. So what do you do?

My suggestion: stay calm, stick to facts, and limit yourself to a short, conclusory paragraph at the end, instead of interspersing the facts with copioius ranting invective.

For example, let's say that I'm disgusted by some things that certain black people are doing. I need to make it clear that it's motivated by hatred of stupidity, and not hatred of blacks in toto. I'd probably write something like this:



Stupid people need to keep quiet.

Or the MSM needs to speak up.

Because I haven't heard much about:

Louis Farrakan, who recently said "FEMA is too White to represent us and so is the Red Cross."

Or Kamau Kambon, who gave a speech a while back and said "We have to exterminate white people off the face of the planet" (audio clip of speech here)

By the way, did anyone else know that some free blacks actually owned slaves? I don't mean just buying family members, I'm talking about a plantationful.

Wonder how the reparations crowd plans to handle that?

Oh, and there's a tendency for "people of color" not to get prosecuted under "hate crime" laws.

And does anyone remember when the Neo-Nazis marched in Toledo against "black gang violence"... at which point black gang members violently rioted in the streets? Pegged the irony meter, it did.

What's my point?

Just saying that white people don't have a monopoly on stupidity, that's all.



Another option is to whip up a bitter, shrieking screed full of typos and bad grammar, and avoid including most of the explanatory linkage that would support my points.

And then dump the steaming pile in the comments at IMAO... say in someone's Filthy Lie Assignment.

Of course, if I did that, then SarahK would rewrite the comment to make me look foolish, my message would be completely lost, and my exercise of free speech in this case would be futile.

So I agree with Alex - don't be afraid speak your mind. However, DO keep your audience in mind and make your controversial points simply, clearly, factually, and (if possible) with supportive linkage.

Remember, if a free speech falls in a forest and no one sticks around to hear it, it doesn't actually make a sound.

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November 30, 2005

PANTS BY MC ESCHER

[Building on a post from The Man of GOP and the City, which you should read (it's short & mostly visual) to get the full effect.]

MoveOn.org has a new ad out, which includes a shot of "American troops stuck in Iraq".

Trouble is, they used a picture of British troops in the video, one of whom is wearing shorts (which are not part of the American uniform).

Normally I'd just say "buncha dumbasses" and ignore it, but as we all know, it's not the lie, it's the cover-up that'll bring you down.

In the sidebar picture, they show Mr. Shorts wearing pants.

But not just ANY pants - the same exact pants as the guy standing next to him.

This presents some problems, since they're not standing at the same angle, but they hoped no one would notice.

Sorry guys, it's just not your day.

Links to some VERY big pictures follow, so it might take a while on dial-up, but I wanted you to have the full effect.

First, a screenshot of the MO.O site, so you can see the pictures side-by-side (and as proof that it actually happened, in case they take it down - remember: ALWAYS GET A SCREENSHOT).

Second, greatly enlarged side-by-side comparison of the fake pic (left) and the real pic (right). In the fake pic, notice that the camoflage pattern - right down to the wrinkles and reflection of the sunlight - is EXACTLY the same on both pairs (with allowances for distortion due to photoshopping).

Yet if you look at their feet, you'll see that they're standing at different angles. Which makes for a VERY strange effect for the left soldier: although his right foot is slightly behind him, and you should see the butt-crack of his pants (as you do in the shorts pic), you actually see the front of his pants, which made me think of Escher's "Belvedere" and thus the title of this post.

Anyway, I suggest that MO.O remove the ad, apologize for misleading the American people, and fire the guy who came up with the idea for posting the fake picture.

UPDATE: Tiny thumbnails of very large pictures:

First:

move on fakery.jpg

Second:

side by side pants.jpg

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November 28, 2005

ON MOURNING

Pam of Pamibe lost her mother recently. She turned off comments on her post, but I suppose you can leave some words here, if you'd like.

Being an adoptee, Pam asks an interesting question about whether being adopted has an effect on the depth of her mourning:

"I feel disloyal, wondering how a birthchild would feel in my place. Would the connection be broader, sharper, as a branch of the family tree is snapped off? The pain more deeply felt, the sadness a seemingly endless well?"

Short answer, no.

My father went after a lingering illness, and since I knew it was coming, I got a good deal of my mourning finished before his body quit.

You'll feel the loss in stabbing bits and pieces, as you stumble over moments when you think "Mom would like this" before remembering that she's gone. It won't be a constant thing. It'll catch you off guard when you least expect it, but each time it bleeds a little less, until the wound is healed and all that's left is the scar of loving memory, where the flesh is bright and strong.

No more pain. Just the reminder.

Cherish the memories and tell her stories so that her light will still shine.

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November 27, 2005

HOW TO SUPPORT THE TROOPS

An interesting comment in this post:

You are planning to volunteer for the military, right? I mean, "support the troops" is more than just an empty slogan for you, right?

The fact that I spent 4 years on a floating nuclear missile target (aka aircraft carrier) during the Cold War aside, I think the author of that question has an exceedingly narrow view of what "support" means.

You don't need to be firing a gun in theater to "support the troops". In addition to men, a successful military campaign also needs supplies and good morale - the will to stay in the battle until victory.

The most you can do to "support the troops" from the homefront is to actively provide material or morale. Send them armor, send them cookies, send them a postcard. It all helps.

The least you can do to "support the troops" is stay out of the way while they get the job done. You don't even have to so much as say "hi" to a soldier on the street. Just live your life as a productive citizen leading a normal life. Believe it or not, it DOES help troop morale just to know that the country they're fighting for is safe and comfortable - to know that there's a land of sanity to return to when the job is done.

What DOESN'T support the troops is denigrating the mission. Arm-chair quarterbacking that the troops aren't doing a good job, or that they're doing the wrong job. It's corrosive and eats away at morale.

Now, to the commenter's credit, he's not following the third option. He's merely evaluating some events in Iraq in a more pessimistic light. I won't hold that against him.

But I wonder if he's thought through the full logic of his chicken-hawk argument. If the only people who can be considered as "supporting the troops" are those who're in combat, then aren't the only people with the right to criticize the war the people working for the Department of Defense who have full access to ALL the relevant information about conditions in the field?

If I have to pick up a rifle or shut up, they have to get a job at the Pentagon or shut up.

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October 21, 2005

ARE YOU GROWING A BEARD, OR DID YOU JUST STOP SHAVING?

Jim of Parkway Rest Stop is musing about the how & why of beard-growing.

As a Facial-Hair-Enhanced-American, I can relate.

I've had my crumb-catcher since about 30-seconds after I was discharged from the Navy, so some people might suspect that I grew it simply because I could.

Mostly true.

However, the other part of my justification is that I have a long, thin face. Combined with a hairline that's been abnormally high since I was a kid (and is slowly but surely receding), there was simply too much skin showing. I desperately needed to bring some balance to my visage.

Now, as to Jim's observation on upkeep:

In most cases, one has to regularly trim that sucker, which involves not only a razor, but also scissors and a fair amount of time. To me, that sounds like more of a pain in the ass than a daily three-minute zip, zip zip with a Mach III.

Yeah, not doing a full-face shave WAS part of the attraction. At the rate my whiskers grow, 24 hours does NOT allow enough stubble to grow for my razor to get a good grip on the tiny hairs. Result - a patchy-looking shave and plenty of irritated skin.

Now, I *do* shave my throat and take out any strays along the edges (see Little Joe's quote in the right sidebar), but I only do so every 48 hours, which lets me whack the shadow right down to the follicle every time without irritation. I can live with that. No one accuses me of "not shaving", because - Hey! I have a beard!

As for trimming the beard itself, that's only a little scissoring every couple weeks, and a 15-minute run-through with the electric beard-trimmer about once a month. Timewise, I think I come out ahead.

However, I admit that beards aren't for everyone. If yours is thin & patchy, then you're better off riding the razor-pony. But if you've got the caveman genetics to pull it off, then it's a pretty good deal.

Not to mention the fact that some women find beards VERY attractive. I've had plenty of women who were complete strangers give in to the temptation to touch it.

You naked-faced guys will never know the pleasure.

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October 07, 2005

WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSULT?

Jen of Jennifer's History & Stuff asks an interesting question:

Can someone (like say an older white Christian male) who uses the phrase "Jew him down" still be considered a generally decent person? Or should we assume he knows darn well that what he's saying is anti-Semitic?

I'd assume it was a matter of habit & social isolation.

Back in my Navy days, an otherwise charming Southern boy was discussing some improvisational repairs to an automobile and described it as being "nigger-rigged".

While chatting with a group that was predominantly black.

One of the gentlemen of color asked him incredulously to repeat what he just said.

And he said it again, with an innocent and puzzled look on his face, perhaps a little surprised that his friends weren't familiar with what he considered a common colloquialism.

One of the black guys defused the situation by suggesting that perhaps he meant "jury-rigged".

Right about then, the light dawned on this poor kid, who blushed and apologized profusely. Everyone accepted and the conversation moved on. Apparently, he always just thought of the phrase as its meaning and never contemplated the implied racial slur.

Sometimes people use words like that.

Anyway, is "Jew him down" really that offensive? I've always assumed it meant "to negotiate an exceptionally good price" - a compliment to the statistical propensity Jews have for business success.

Apparently some people think it means something else. Damned if I know what.

And at the extreme end, some people see racism and discrimination in even the most innocent sentences, the PC equivalent of Guatemalans seeing the Virgin Mary in every tortilla.

Personally, I say give him the benefit of the doubt. Until and unless he displays a pattern of overt racist behavior, just assume that it's a figure of speech and don't take it personally.

And ain't it just mighty white of me to be so open-minded?

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October 04, 2005

ARTISTIC NITPICKING

Since I poked Serenity in the eye over a couple small technical details (minor spoilers at the link), I thought I'd share some of my other common complaints about TV & movie unrealism (which are not directed specifically at Firefly):

Control panels full of randomly blinking lights - 99% of these lights should be either on or off to tell you their status. As a general design rule, blinking is usually reserved for an abnormal status. The only exceptions I know for this are hard drive or modem activity.

Control panels should also have their buttons, switches, & lights LABELED - When was the last time you saw an unlabeled button on ANY electronic device? Your radio, your VCR, and even your remote control have crap written all over them... yet you're just supposed to GUESS which button to push on a nuclear reactor?

Factories or basements with leaky steam pipes - When you have a steam leak, you call the mechanic and FIX it (having worked in a ship's engine room for 4 years, I speak from experience).

Pipes ALSO have labels.

Super-fast computers that display new lines of text on their screens s-l-o-w-l-y, one letter at a time in green monochrome with a DOS caret at the front of the line - Have these writers even TOUCHED a computer built within the last 20 years?

And don't even get me started on the big blinking "ACCESS DENIED" warning. (Swordfish was especially bad with this one).

Yes, I know it's just an exercise of artistic license to make a plot point and that I should try to relax.

I'm just saying that I notice it.

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September 30, 2005

PROBLEM SOLVING

Lynn of Reflections in D Minor examines some ways to think like a genius, and asks the obvious question on this one:

"Look at problems in many different ways, and find new perspectives that no one else has taken (or no one else has publicized!)"

Uh... okay. How do you do that?

The answer is simple... stare at the problem until an idea pops into your head. Dismiss it because it's trite and unoriginal.

Repeat as often and for as many hours as necessary until something original hits you.

Normally I don't have to do this for more than 3 or 4 hours max before something clicks, although sometimes - if I'm very lucky - it only takes a few minutes.

You probably think I'm kidding, but it's actually how I manage to do most of my assignment-based humor pieces for the Alliance & the IMAO podcast.

It's a crude, brute-force technique, but it DOES work.

Sucks the life right out of ya, though.

By the way, if you think the jokes that I post are bad, you should see the ones that never made it out of my skull.

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September 29, 2005

MEN DON'T NOTICE

Bloggranddaughter ArmyWifeToddlerMom is fussing about her weight & her body shape, so I thought I'd try to cheer her up by explaining how men look at women.

When we initially spot a woman, we give her a quick scan, head-to-toe (usually consisting of hair, eyes, lips, boobs, hips & legs), making mental notes of which parts are good and which parts are... REALLY good.

Then we completely ignore the merely good parts and spend our time rotating between staring at the various REALLY good parts.

Once we've got the short list & the rotation pattern, those merely good parts are completely invisible.

You could have an ass the size of Montana. We don't care. We're too busy alternating between wondering what it'd be like to kiss those lips and fantasizing about going face-first into that cleavage you're showing off.

Seriously. If you've got ONE good feature for a man to lock eyes on, you're beautiful.

Of course, MY problem is that my eye muscles are always exhausted, because - being married to TNT - my rotation pattern contains about 300 stops...

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CRAZED BUREAUCRACY OR QUEST FOR HEALTHY BABIES?

You may have seen the BBC News story about the hospital in West Yorkshire that instituted a "no cooing over babies" policy. The subheading on the story makes it sound like the place has been commandeered by foamy-mouthed baby-rights advocates:

A West Yorkshire hospital has banned visitors from cooing at new-born babies over fears their human rights are being breached and to reduce infection.

I think the BBC news version is slanted a bit to make the hospital look more unreasonable than it is.

The local coverage in the Halifax Courier is a little more in-depth and offers a better collection of quotes from those involved, making it look more like the hospital was primarily concerned with the confidentiality interests of the mothers than anything else.

This tidbit from the Telegraph seems to support that:

Staff there had given visitors a card with a message purporting to come from a newborn baby. "I am small and precious so treat me with privacy and respect," the baby said. "My parents ask you to treat my personal space with consideration."

Still, I'm left to wonder exactly what led to this situation? Were there a lot of mums complaining about people asking questions? Perhaps a rash of unwed mothers who didn't want to discuss how the baby came about?

On the other hand, I can't for the life of me come up with a single sane reason for the "What makes you think I want to be looked at?" sign.

Speaking of not-quite-sane, I find this line from the Telegraph story... odd...:

It is ironic that the hospital seems to have used the Human Rights Act to justify an apparently rigid and unfeeling policy[...]

Why is the word "seems" in there? Was the reporter too lazy to call to find out the reason for the "no cooing" policy?

Overall I suspect the papers may be making WAY too much out of one statement from the hospital's Neonatal Manager, Debbie Lawson: "Cooing should be a thing of the past because these are little people with the same rights as you or me"

Notice that she doesn't specify which particular right she's talking about. Let's see if the FULL quote (from the Halifax Courier link) sheds any light:

"We know people have good intentions and most people cannot resist cooing over new babies but we need to respect the child. Cooing should be a thing of the past because these are little people with the same rights as you or me.
"We often get visitors wandering over to peer into cots but people sometimes touch or talk about the baby like they would if they were examining tins in a supermarket and that should not happen."

Sounds slightly less nuts that way, doesn't it? I can understand being upset about people acting with inappropriate casualness toward a stranger's child.

Anyway, setting aside the one out-of-context quote you'll see everywhere, I honestly suspect that the reason for this rule MAY be related to the fact that the UK government has taken an increased interest in tracking hospital infection rates.

Whichever it is, I'm just a little disappointed in the lack of dilligence exhibited by the press on this one.

[Hat tip to bloggranddaughter ArmyWifeToddlerMom for the pointer to the BBC story]

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September 28, 2005

PERSPECTIVES ON THE ORIGIN OF THE UNIVERSE

Thinking about what Ogre said regarding the "fine tuning" of physical constants in the universe being evidence of intelligent design, I think we're having a difference of perspective.

Ogre imagines himself in a pre-universe lawn chair, watching God drawing up plans for a universe capable of sustaining human life.

Me? I come at it quite differently.

I start with the fact that the time is now, the universe exists, and I'm in it. Then I use what I know about the universe as it is to look backwards towards the beginning of time.

Trouble is, there's a wall that I can't see past.

If I remember my Hawking correctly, the physical constants on which I'm basing my mental time-travel assumed their current properties at 3x10-14 seconds after the Big Bang. Before that, they were... different... and there's no way of knowing - under current theory - HOW they were different.

So my vision is limited. Any pronouncements by me of what things were like before that would be speculation of the "guess what's in the mystery box" sort.

Ogre says it's God.

Me? I'm not even sure there IS a box.

Anyway, if such guesswork intrigues you, here's an interesting (if somewhat dry and acronym-laden) essay on it.

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September 27, 2005

PLAYING DICE WITH THE UNIVERSE

Ogre of Ogre's Politics & Views mulls over the possibility of the universe arising by happenstance, crunches some numbers, and concludes.

"In other words, according to physics and mathematics, there is absolutely no possible way that this universe was created through random chance -- it's simply not possible."

I beg to differ. There's a big difference between "infinitesimally small" and "non-existent".

What he's calculating are the odds of getting it right on the first try.

To calculate the probability of the universe as we know it getting created, you'd need to know the number of trials that were attempted.

As the number of trials approaches the inverse of the odds of occurrance, the likelihood of success approaches certainty. Not knowing the number of trials involved, though, there's no conclusion to reach about how much of a long-shot the universe is. There may well have been a Googolplex of failed universes before a functional one popped up.

For the record, I'm agnostic about any particular theory of universal creation. The rules of physics changed at the (moment of creation/big bang), and without consistent rules, there's no way to deduce what happened before that moment.

So if you want to say "God created it", fine.

Me, I'm just going to say "I don't know, and I don't think I ever will".

I'm only an atheist about the stuff that happened afterwards.

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September 20, 2005

WHY I DON'T LIKE CSI

Via Lynn of Reflections in D Minor, I found this disapproving review of CSI at Plugged In. This quote pretty much sums it up:

Twenty years ago on Quincy, Jack Klugman described the murders he uncovered each week. CSI shows theirs. From every angle. Over and over again. A drug-crazed raver strangles his friend. A woman caves in a man’s skull with a rock. A man shoots himself in the head. A teenager stabs an entire family to death with a kitchen knife. The detectives are fond of saying that blood "talks." It also flies, drips, runs and pools on the floor. CSI is ugly, exploitative, gross, [and] disrespectful of the dead [...]

True.

But what they don't mention is what turns me off the most about this show: the detectives' antiseptic indifference to what they see.

When Quincy described the autopsies he did on his victims, there was always a suppressed undertone of outrage in his voice, as though - even after all his years as a Medical Examiner - he was still mortified at the inhumanity that was shown to the bodies he was examining.

CSI? They couldn't care less. They're cold, emotionless... practically bored. It's just another classroom exercise to them. Whatever.

Mostly I avoid the show, although I occasionally peek in just to see if someone is going to feel something.

I'm still waiting.

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September 18, 2005

CRESCENT OF EMBRACE IS FINE

(cross-posted from IMAO)

Some folks are upset that the Flight 93 memorial "Crescent of Embrace" resembles an Islamic crescent.

Me, I'm ok with making a point of reminding people exactly what religion those murdering terrorist shitbags thought justified their actions.

And if it's true that it's oriented toward Mecca, then it's also handy for showing which way to aim our ICBM's.

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September 13, 2005

ON EVOLUTION

Ogre opened a can of worms, so I'm going to pull out some nightcrawlers.

Intermediate and transitional forms.

Observed instances of speciation.

Finally, don't forget to check what Darwin actually wrote in Origin of Species, with - perhaps - special attention to Chapter 6, where he addresses some of the objections that he thought people would raise to his theory:

Difficulties on the theory of descent with modification -Transitions-Absence or rarity of transitional varieties-Transitions in habits of life-Diversified habits in the same species-Species with habits widely different from those of their allies-Organs of extreme perfection-Means of transition-Cases of difficulty-Natura non facit saltum-Organs of small importance-Organs not in all cases absolutely perfect-The law of Unity of Type and of the Conditions of Existence embraced by the theory of Natural Selection

WARNING: The above links contain prodigious quantities of dry, technical language. Do not attempt to read without having a caffeine source handy.

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September 11, 2005

1000 OR SO WORDS ON 9/11

(reposted from 9/11/04)

Higher, please.

(click to enlarge)



This picture is an original work of art by Bryan Larsen, which I found pre-9/11/01 at the Quent Cordair Art Gallery site. It fascinated me enough to bookmark it then, and I've viewed it many times since. Both professional quality and poster prints of this image are available via the Quent Cordair site.

The following text appears at the first link:

The following letter was written by Quent Cordair on Friday, September, 14, 2001, to our mailing list:

Dear friends, family and associates,

As a former U.S. Marine, I once carried a rifle in our defense. I've two younger brothers in the military who now stand ready to cover that end of things. The firemen, doctors, rescue personnel, blood donors, the brave New Yorkers and others on the scene are giving what they have to give to the effort. Philosophers are fighting with the pen. The artists' tools are uniquely valuable as well.

As a gallery owner, I offer what I have -- a single image to inspire, to counter the endless images of the destruction which we've all endured over the past days. This image stands in lucid contrast, in defiance of those who would destroy. It is a re-affirmation of who we are, of what we've created, of what we've built, of what we will rebuild and build higher yet, with unthwarted and unconquered determination. Those who would destroy us have not touched our essence.

My thanks to the artist, Bryan Larsen, who during the months in which others were plotting to destroy the World Trade Center, was busy creating, featuring the towers in an artwork which identifies and celebrates in theme all the towers stood for. The creation of this painting while others were targeting the painting's subject for destruction was no coincidence; there is no irony in the timing. Each side identified the WTC as a vital symbol of America in these times; one side sought to destroy that value, the other to celebrate it and build on it. In retrospect, the artwork stands in memorial. The World Trade Center was not fully appreciated, by many, until it was gone.

May this image serve as inspiration as we recover and look to the future. Please feel welcome to share it with all, to remind ourselves, and the world, of who we are, undaunted and unbeaten. God bless America, those who built it, those who will build again, and higher.

Quent Cordair

Again, I say...

Higher, please.

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September 08, 2005

HE HAS THE RIGHT, BUT I THINK HE'S WRONG

President Bush ordered US flags to be flown at half-staff "As a mark of respect for the victims of Hurricane Katrina".

I understand that the President has broad discretionary powers in this arena, but I don't think it's appropriate in this case.

Half-staff should be reserved for honoring the death of specific individuals who, by their government service, did much to honor this country. Presidents, Justices, Congressmen, etc? Yes. I have no problem with that.

To honor international allies facing the loss of one of their great names? Sure. That's what friends are for.

And perhaps even honoring some victims who lost their lives during battles in the War on Terror. Individual soldiers or those who died on 9/11.

But I draw the line at people killed by weather.

Yes, I know President Bush also ordered half-staffing for the victims of the Asian tsunami. He was wrong about that, too.

I think he should keep the lowering of the flag as a gesture of honor - reserved for people and events which define us as a nation.

Using it as a mere "mark of respect" cheapens it.

[Thanks to Beloved Wife TNT of Smiling Dynamite for bringing this to my attention]

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September 01, 2005

PRICE GOUGING IS A GOOD THING

Why? Because the alternative is shortages.

Future supplies of gas (and more regionally - other consumer goods) are uncertain. It could very well be that needed items will not be able to be sent to where they can be easily purchased through normal channels. Nobody knows.

Uncertainty makes consumers panicky, and panicked consumers start hoarding.

Jacking up the prices is the only way to keep these panicky people from buying up everything in sight and causing shortages.

Meanwhile, the high prices are also an incentive for freelancers to load up their station wagons to bring in more supplies, helping to ease the supply crunch until the regular distribution channels are back to full capacity.

It's a temporary spike and temporary price spikes let people do their own rationing. People can decide for themselves if $5/gallon gas is worth buying, or if they should wait a couple days. Prices will drop after people take a few deep breaths, and things will get back to normal a lot quicker this way.

However, as a cheap political stunt, some government officials try price controls. Since there's now no incentive to not buy stuff, panicky consumers start hoarding, leading to shortages and more panic.

There's also no profit incentive to return capacity to previous level, nor is there any encouragement for freelancers to help bring in supplies, outside of organized charity.

If there were any brains in government, they'd get the hell out of the way and let anyone help who wanted to, even if they DO make money off it.

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August 05, 2005

I DON'T *HAVE* TO, BUT I DO ANYWAY.

Graumagus of Frizzen Sparks is talking about seat belts, and I like the way he sets it up:

I've pretty much got a lifetime membership to the "Fuck the nanny state" club. I'm not a big fan of laws requiring people to wear seatbelts, wear motorcycle helmets, etc.

[snip]

But just because I don't think the law should force people to wear them doesn't mean I don't think they're suicidal idiots for not doing so.

Same with me.

I personally became a fan of seat belts when I watched a driver safety film in my high school driver's ed class. In one scene, they showed the one good thing France ever did. They gave a prisoner a reduced sentence if he drove a car into a tree at 50 mph.

He did.

The front of the car looked like a wadded up Kleenex afterwards.

He unbuckled & stepped out of the car 2 seconds after impact without a damn scratch.

I was sold.

About 10 years later, I was driving home after dark, in winter, down a piece of highway that I'd driven down every day for years. It was cold - below freezing - but it handn't snowed for days. That road should've been clean & dry.

Apparently I found a spot where it wasn't.

Lost control of the car, started spinning around in circles, went off the right side of the road, down a shallow slope, and slammed driver's-side-door-first into a big ass tree.

My car had a distinct horseshoe-shape to it.

My injuries consisted of a couple small cuts on my right hand, because it landed in a pile of glass from the driver's-side window that had landed on the passenger seat.

That's all.

I'm still sold on seat belts.

Funny thing is, I told this story to the tow-truck driver who brought me & my horseshoe-car the 5 more miles to my front door, and his response?

"I don't like seatbelts".

Maybe one of his cars was wrecked by a French prisoner...

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August 03, 2005

AND A *REALLY* BIG BROOM

Blogdaughter Tammi of Tammi's World talks about the importance of emotional Spring Cleaning.

I agree, everyone's gotta do it sooner or later. Crap builds up & needs to be taken to the curb.

Me? I use a pen, a spiral notebook, and a quiet place - preferably outside, if it's reasonably nice - then just start writing.

I find that when I'm troubled, the biggest problem is that my thoughts keep jumping and swirling and I can't find a pattern, much less the root cause of what's REALLY bugging me. So I start by jotting down the first piece of flotsam that floats by. Ok, that's gone. Next.

On and on and on.

Eventually, my mind's waters are clear of garbage (although still swirly), and maybe now I can see to the bottom, find the plug, pull it out, drain the tank, and feel clean and dry again.

I can't say it ALWAYS works, but I never feel worse afterwards.

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July 27, 2005

I'M GOOD WITH IT

Ogre of Ogre's Politics & Views puts forth the following lament:

This editorial in the Sun News of Myrtle Beach has it right. The editorial talks about a "tax break" that's been proposed in North Carolina. This "break" would allow home builders to be exempt from property taxes for up to 5 years for homes they build that are not occupied immediately.

Of course, if this happens, then everyone else will have to pay more taxes to make up for the builder not paying taxes.

Me?

Personally, I'm happy for ANYONE who gets out of paying any tax for any reason.

It'd be better if it were me, but... *shrug*

And technically, the tax break doesn't CAUSE the higher taxes on everyone else. That's a separate decision and deserves to be cursed on its own.

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July 26, 2005

*REAL* SELF-ESTEEM

Bloggrandson Baba of the Baba Gannouj took the NEA to task recently for making schools focus excessively on "self-esteem".

While some self-esteem is necessary, it should not be made into the be-all end-all of early childhood education.

I disagree, although it's probably because I have a different definition of self-esteem. I like Nat